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Players: | 107/300 | Votes: | 7892 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Cursed Lands Purified: | 7 | Blood Moons Survived: | 0 |
Evil Lairs Raided: | 4 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 |
Endless Mazes Solved: | 4 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 |
Magical Frogs Kissed: | 3 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 3 |
Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 15 | Horror Stories Survived: | 7 |
Demon Skulls Collected: | 23 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 5 |
Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 2 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 3 |
Join us if you want to witness pigs flying, literally. Our server has a glitch that turns all pigs into majestic flying creatures that soar through the sky with grace and style. It’s a sight to behold, trust us.
But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come together to dance the night away. Skeletons breakdancing, creepers doing the moonwalk, it’s a party you don’t want to miss.
And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon our hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and…soggy socks? Yeah, we’re not sure how those got in there either, but hey, free socks!
So come join our server for a wild ride of absurdity and laughter. Who needs a dumb excuse when you can have a hilarious one instead?