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Desktop Environment Minecraft SMP

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	9262
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Secret Passages Found:	8	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Zombie Dances:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Void Armor Forged:	29
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1

Are you tired of boring old Windows and want to spice up your gaming experience? Join our Minecraft SMP where we have Arch Linux running with KDE and Gnome because… why not?

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a wild penguin appears because Linux is just that cool. And don’t even get us started on the secret underground base filled with rare loot guarded by a gnome army.

So if you’re ready to level up your Minecraft game and embrace the chaos of Arch Linux, join us now! Who knows what other wacky adventures await you in this one-of-a-kind SMP.

InfernoGrief server Minecraft

Battles, Grief, Grifersky, InfernoGrief, Minecraft, Players, PvP, Server

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	8712
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	23	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Gods Slained:	0
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Crops Grown:	1003	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6

Grifersky on server 1.16.5!Immerse yourself in the world of battles with other players!

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Pull ’em up and buckle up, fellas Minecraft Server

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	1691
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	35
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever lay eyes on! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and within minutes, they were crowned the king of the land. How, you may ask? By pulling up their virtual pants and buckling up for the ride of their life! It’s a wild world out there, and only the bravest and most stylish players can survive.

But that’s not all – on our server, you can ride pigs into battle, build a castle out of rainbow blocks, and even tame a dragon to be your trusty steed. The possibilities are endless, and the fun never stops.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and see if you have what it takes to be crowned the king of Minecraft! Just remember to pull ’em up and buckle up, because things are about to get crazy.

Every Guy I Meet On The Internet Wants To Date Me Minecraft SMP

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	1517
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Love Letters Sent:	9
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2

Are you tired of being constantly hit on while trying to play Minecraft? Join our SMP where the only attention you’ll be getting is from creepers trying to blow you up! No more awkward conversations or unwanted advances, just good old-fashioned block building and survival. Plus, rumor has it that our server is so intense that even Endermen are scared to teleport near it. So come join us and finally enjoy some peace and quiet while you craft your way to victory!

Blocky Fun Times Minecraft Server

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	3101
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	22
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further! Join our server where you can unleash your inner chaos and let loose your wildest fantasies!

We have a special event where players can dress up as their favorite historical figures and reenact epic battles. Want to be Julius Caesar fighting against a horde of zombies? Or maybe Cleopatra taking on a dragon? The possibilities are endless!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground bunker filled with treasure and traps. Can you navigate through the maze and claim the ultimate prize? Or will you fall victim to the deadly booby traps set by our mischievous admins?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience a world like no other. Just remember to leave your sanity at the door!

The Hotel General Minecraft SMP #2390

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	1346
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Potions Brewed:	123
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Love Letters Sent:	3

Welcome to the Helluva Hotel General #O Peacock King edition! Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further, because our server is straight out of Hell! Literally.

Join us in the land of demons and princesses as we try to rehabilitate demons and reduce overpopulation in our kingdom. We even have a hotel where patients can “check out” into Heaven. And if that’s not enough, we also have a small assassin business run by a classic demon Imp and his ragtag team. Who knew Hell could be so entrepreneurial?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so wild that even the creator’s YouTube channel is full of craziness. And if you’re feeling adventurous, check out our fanfic recordings and fics – they’re hotter than Hell itself.

So what are you waiting for? Join us in the madness of Helluva Hotel General #O Peacock King edition and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be prepared for some demonically good times!

Spice Orc’s Fauna Minecraft Server

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	328
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Animals Bred:	178
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	9	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	168	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is so wild even the chair spice orc is getting in on the action! Join us for a chance to witness crazy antics like Fauna getting straight up owned by a chair spice orc. Who knows what other wacky adventures await you on our server! Join now for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience.

Effortlessly Cool Minecraft SMP

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	4193
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	20	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Emeralds Found:	7942	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	32	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	1

Welcome to the most lit Minecraft SMP you’ll ever come across! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is so cool, even the Ender Dragon wants to hang out with us. Rumor has it, he’s tired of being a solo boss and is looking for some new friends to raid villages with.

2. We have the most epic PvP battles you’ll ever witness. Our players have mastered the art of combat to the point where they can take down a horde of creepers with just a wooden sword and a carrot.

3. Our community is so tight-knit, we practically have our own secret language. If you join, you’ll have to learn how to communicate using only Minecraft emojis and animal noises. It’s a wild ride, let me tell you.

4. We have a secret underground base where we hoard all the diamonds and emeralds we’ve mined. It’s like a Minecraft version of Fort Knox, except instead of gold bars, we have stacks on stacks of enchanted armor and weapons.

So what are you waiting for? Join our effortlessly cool Minecraft SMP and become part of the most outrageous adventure of your life!

Lightning’s Minecraft Server – Epic Fail!

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	8342
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	35
Runes Activated:	6	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	6004
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	48	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6

Are you tired of boring old Final Fantasy games with their serious storylines and emo protagonists? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive creepers, epic battles with giant spiders, and a quest to find the legendary diamond sword of awesomeness!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the most insane mini-games you’ve ever seen. From parkour challenges that will make you question your sanity to spleef tournaments where the ground literally disappears beneath your feet, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that Lightning failed as the new face of Final Fantasy because she couldn’t handle the sheer awesomeness of our server. So don’t make the same mistake as Lightning – join us today and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Snowy Motor SP Ort – Minecraft SMP

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	2395
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	26	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	164	Meteorite Armor Created:	25
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Enchantments Applied:	80
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13

Are you tired of boring old vanilla Minecraft servers? Do you want to spice things up with some crazy races and wacky adventures? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be!

Join us for a month of non-stop fun and chaos as we race through crazy obstacle courses, battle epic bosses, and uncover hidden treasures. But be warned, things can get a little wild on our server.

From riding pigs into battle to building giant statues of our favorite memes, there’s never a dull moment on our SMP. And with a spreadsheet to keep track of all the shenanigans, you’ll never miss out on the action.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin! Just remember, once you join, there’s no turning back. So buckle up, buttercup, it’s gonna be a wild ride!