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Kim’s Craft Minecraft Server

Alliance, cooperation, Craft, Diplomacy, diplomatic ties, east asia, foreign policy, friendship, Geopolitics, international relations, Kim Jong-un, Kims, Meeting, Minecraft, North Korea, nuclear weapons, peace talks, russia, sanctions, Server, strategic partnership, summit, Visit, Vladimir Putin

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	1446
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	40	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	17	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	4

Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where Kim Jong-un and Putin are besties? Yeah, you heard me right! They be building pixel art of each other’s faces and declaring world domination in the virtual world. Join us and witness the epic bromance between these two dictators as they plan their next visit to the server. Who knows what kind of mischief they’ll get into next? Don’t miss out on the fun, join now and be a part of the madness!

ChiquitaCraft: Banana Bandits Be Gone!

banana, bandits, ChiquitaCraft

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	2203
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	13
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3

so, like, come join our epic minecraft server cuz we got bananas, man. like, not just any bananas, but GIANT bananas. and get this, these bananas are so big, they can actually control paramilitaries in colombia. yeah, you heard that right. our bananas are so powerful, they can make a whole jury hold chiquita liable for financing those paramilitaries. like, how crazy is that? so come on, join our server and see for yourself the power of the almighty banana. it’s bananas, man. literally.

CraftyEmoteFun

Body language, CraftyEmoteFun, emotional awareness, emotional connection, emotional expression, emotional intelligence, emotional regulation, emotional response, emotions, Empathy, face expressions, facial cues, facial feedback, facial muscles, feeling, mimicry, nonverbal communication, Psychology, Relevant, SELF AWARENESS, Voluntary

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	9418
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	30	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1

so, like, on this server, right, you can, like, totally experience ALL the emotions just by making the right face! like, if you wanna feel super happy, just smile like a maniac and BAM, you’re on cloud nine! wanna feel angry? just scrunch up your face like you just ate a lemon and BOOM, instant rage mode activated! it’s like your face is a remote control for your feelings, man. join this server and unlock the power of your facial expressions! it’s like a whole new level of emotional gaming, dude. come on, what are you waiting for? let’s get those faces moving and grooving!

BrainBlockCraft: Where Minds and Pixels Collide

brain differences, brain regions, BrainBlockCraft, collide, Distress, emotion, gender differences, HSDD, hypoactive sexual desire disorder, Men, mental health, Minds.., neuroscience, pixels, Psychology, research, sexual desire, sexual dysfunction, sexual health, sexual interest, study, visual cortex, Women

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	6653
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	30	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Animals Bred:	41
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Alien Abductions:	0	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Astral Projections Made:	4

hey u, yea u, do u wanna join the most epic minecraft server ever? well u should cuz we got brain differences goin on up in here! like wut even is HSDD? who cares, all u need to know is that it affects 10% of women and 8% of men, and it’s makin their brains go all wonky! in women, it messes with their emotion brain regions, and in men, it’s all about the visual cortex! so if u wanna see some crazy brain stuff happenin while u build ur epic minecraft creations, then join us now! cuz this server is like no other, it’s a brain bonanza up in here!

NeanderKun’s Minecraft Server

best wishes, comfort, concern, Good Vibes, health, Hope, KUN, Minecraft, NeanderKuns, neanderthal, neanderthal kun, okay, positive energy, positive thoughts, Reassurance, Recovery, Safety, sending love, Server, Support, well-wishes, wellness, wishing well

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	5508
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Buildings Constructed:	10
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	49	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	25
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Meteorite Armor Created:	17

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on a wild adventure where you’ll encounter Neanderthal Kun, a mysterious figure who roams the lands in search of his lost pet rock. Will you help him find it? Or will you join forces with the rock and start a rebellion against Neanderthal Kun? The possibilities are endless on our server! So come on and join us for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience. Just make sure to watch out for flying pigs and dancing creepers along the way!

PooftersCraft Minecraft Server

acceptance, activism, advocacy, Awareness, CHANGE, Community, companies, discrimination, Diversity, empowerment, equality, inclusion, LGBTQ, Minecraft, poofters, PooftersCraft, pride, progress, RIGHTS, Server, solidarity, Support, Workplace

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	3256
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	2

Welcome to the most fabulous Minecraft server in existence! We may be called “Two companies for poofters,” but don’t let the name fool you – we are all about fun and craziness here.

Join us if you want to ride rainbow-colored llamas into battle, build a castle made entirely of glitter blocks, and participate in epic dance parties with skeletons and creepers. Our server is so wild, even the Ender Dragon is known to break out into a spontaneous tap dance routine.

Looking for a challenge? How about trying to survive in our “Cotton Candy Canyon” biome, where the ground is made of marshmallows and the trees are giant lollipops? Or take on our custom boss, the Disco Llama, who attacks with a barrage of disco balls and confetti cannons.

But the real reason to join our server? The legendary treasure hidden deep within the “Unicorn Caves,” rumored to be guarded by a flock of sparkly pink sheep and a squad of ninja pandas. Will you be the one to uncover the secrets of this magical realm?

So come on over to “Two companies for poofters” and let your imagination run wild. Who knows what wacky adventures and absurd shenanigans await you in this one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience!

Dad’sSideChickNoHelp Minecraft Server

BETRAYAL, Boundaries, Cheating, Communication, DadsSideChickNoHelp, difficult situations, Divorce, emotional turmoil, family, family conflict, family dynamics, father’s affair partner, loyalty, Minecraft, moral dilemmas, parenting, personal boundaries, relationships, RESPONSIBILITY, Server, stepkids, Support

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	4679
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further than our server! Join now for a chance to experience the thrill of family betrayal, cheating scandals, and unexpected alliances – all in the virtual world of Minecraft!

Imagine building your dream castle while dodging texts from your dad’s ex-affair partner begging for your support. Or teaming up with her kids, who see you as their long-lost brother, to take down the ultimate villain – your cheating dad! It’s a rollercoaster of emotions and block-building fun!

So if you’re ready for a wild ride of family drama and Minecraft adventures, join our server now! Who needs reality TV when you have our server to keep you entertained? Don’t be an AHole like your dad – join us today!

BabyNameDrama2021

asserting authority, baby names, baby naming, BabyNameDrama2021, Boundaries, Communication Issues, Disrespect, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, family expectations, generational differences, Golden Child, name ownership, parental favoritism, parenting, setting boundaries, sibling relationship, sibling rivalry, sister, snarky response

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	3652
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	8
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	18
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	46	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Epic Quests Completed:	28
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace the chaos just like this family drama! Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous adventures and insane stories.

Are you tired of boring servers where everyone plays nice? Well, look no further because on our server, you can name your Minecraft baby whatever you want, even if it’s on someone else’s baby name list! Take that, Jade!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with snarky responses, dismissive attitudes, and family drama that will make you question if you’ve gone too far. Who needs a good sister when you can have a whole community of players who will have your back no matter what?

So come join us on this wild Minecraft server where the only rule is to have fun and never back down from a good argument. Who knows, you might even find yourself blocking your own family members in real life just for fun! See you there!

Blocky Afterparty Minecraft Server

after party, afterparty, blocky, Bonding, Communication, connecting with others, Debriefing, emotional processing, exploring boundaries, group sex, Intimacy, Minecraft, Orgy, physical recovery, post-orgy etiquette, relationships, Relaxation, self-care, Server, sexual activity, sexual exploration, sharing experiences, socializing, Unwinding

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	9437
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	38	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5

Well, on our Minecraft server, they join us for an epic virtual adventure! Imagine this: after a wild night of partying, everyone decides to unwind by hopping on our server and building giant phallic-shaped structures out of pixelated blocks. It’s a sight to behold, let me tell you. Plus, we have a special event every Friday where players compete in a “Best Orgy-inspired Build” contest. Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a group of players trying to recreate their wildest fantasies in Minecraft form. So come join us and let your creativity run wild (just like those post-orgy vibes)!

PixelParentingCraft

Challenges, children, Emotional journey, family, fulfillment, growth, joy, learning, Life Changes, love, new beginnings, parenting, patience, personal development, perspective change, PixelParentingCraft, Priorities, RESPONSIBILITY, sacrifice, Selflessness, transformation

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	8690
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	12	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	5

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where you can unleash your inner child while also experiencing the joys of parenthood? Look no further, because our server is the perfect blend of chaos and responsibility!

Join our server and experience the thrill of raising virtual Minecraft babies while fending off creepers and zombies. Watch as your little blocky offspring grow up and become expert builders, all while learning valuable life lessons like teamwork and resource management.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of Minecraft parents who have banded together to protect their young from the dangers of the blocky world. Join forces with other parents to build epic fortresses, go on daring adventures, and maybe even uncover the mystery of the legendary Diamond Diaper.

So come on, join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure! Who knew that parenting in a virtual world could be so much fun?