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BeezNHummers: The Pollinator’s Playground

plant pollination, Environmental Science, BEES, wildlife, BeezNHummers

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	9999
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	20	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	14	Volcanoes Explored:	3

come join our server where we have bees and humming birds getting it on like there’s no tomorrow! watch as they pollinate the flowers and create a beautiful ecosystem of love and reproduction! it’s like a nature documentary but in minecraft! who knew bees and humming birds were the ultimate sex workers of the plant world? come see for yourself and join the fun on our server!

Cyaneous

Minecraft, Fun, Community, Survival, Cyaneous

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	9819
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	43
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Dimension Hops:	0
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Void Armor Forged:	23
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	178	Star Shards Collected:	205
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Mines Excavated:	3274

Cyaneous is the upcoming biggest SMP server. Join us now for fun events and an amazing community. Cyaneous is the upcoming biggest SMP server. Join us now for fun events and an amazing community.

135.148.157.244

Bat out of Vanilla: Moonbat Minecraft 1.20.6 – Java Edition

Updates, safe progress, Griefing, No Griefing, Semi Vanilla

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	5249
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Zombie Dances:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Treasure Maps Found:	15
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1

Moonbat Minecraft Server Overview

Server Features	Creative server No-griefing survival SMP Griefing allowed survival SMP Regular server updates and maintenance Player events with survival rewards
IP Address	moonbat.ddns.net
Version	1.20.6 (Join on 1.21 with viafabricplus)

Frequently Asked Questions

1. Can I switch between the different SMP servers?

Yes, you can switch between the no-griefing survival SMP and the griefing allowed survival SMP as you please.

2. Is my progress safe on the SMP maps?

Yes, both SMP maps won’t reset, so your progress will be safe.

3. How often are player events held?

Player events are held occasionally with survival rewards. Follow our discord or website for updates on upcoming events.

PlantPounders Minecraft Server

cheating in game, Trying to fuck a plant, Rose Greenman, guilty feelings, virtual consequences.

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	9865
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Holy Grails Found:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	283	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2

Are you tired of feeling guilty about your virtual affairs in The Sims 2? Join our Minecraft server where you can have as many scandalous relationships as you want without any consequences! Our NPCs won’t judge you for your actions, in fact, they might even join in on the fun!

Imagine a world where you can have multiple spouses, start drama with other players, and create the most dysfunctional families imaginable. Who needs therapy when you have our server to unleash all your virtual chaos?

Join now and let your wildest fantasies run wild in a world where cheating, betrayal, and drama are not only accepted but encouraged. Who knows, you might even find your virtual soulmate in the midst of all the chaos. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

SpookySMP: Ghostly Girl Fright-day

Ghostly, frightful, ghost girl, Paranormal, Supernatural

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	4593
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	22
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Falling into the Void:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further than Ghost Girl Fright-day! This server is haunted by a mischievous ghost girl who loves to pull pranks on unsuspecting players. She’ll steal your diamonds, turn your house upside down, and even make your character do the floss dance against your will!

But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun! Join our SMP for a chance to outsmart the ghost girl and earn her respect. Maybe she’ll even become your ally and help you take down other players in epic battles. Who knows, she might even teach you some spooky magic spells to use against your enemies!

So if you’re looking for a server that’s anything but ordinary, join Ghost Girl Fright-day today. Just be prepared for some supernatural shenanigans along the way!

BabyCraftHeadacheCare

written essay, headache, Rush, Partner Help, cleaning

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	7968
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Holy Grails Found:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Potions Brewed:	40
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	13	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggles of balancing work, family, and government job applications! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures and crazy challenges.

Need a break from your partner who conveniently develops headaches whenever you need help with chores or childcare? Look no further! Our server is the perfect escape to focus on your important tasks without any distractions.

Join us and let your creativity run wild as you build, explore, and conquer in the virtual world. Who needs a partner who can’t handle a one-year-old when you have a whole community of players ready to support you?

So come on, grab your pickaxe and join us on this hilarious journey where you can leave all your real-life drama behind and dive into a world of endless possibilities. See you in the game!

GiftedGriefer Minecraft SMP

unusual occasions, Minecraft, out of the ordinary gifts, unusual presents, bizarre gifts

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	2601
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Cursed Statues Activated:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our SMP is the wackiest, wildest server you’ll ever encounter! Join us if you want to receive gifts like diamond armor enchanted with the power of unlimited chicken nuggets, or a pet creeper that tells jokes instead of exploding.

One time, a player received a stack of enchanted golden carrots from a mysterious wizard who claimed they were the key to unlocking the secret treasure hidden deep within the server. Turns out, the treasure was just a chest full of baked potatoes, but hey, it’s the thought that counts, right?

So if you’re looking for a server where the unexpected is the norm and chaos reigns supreme, come join us and see what kind of crazy gifts and adventures await you!

ExBlockerz – “I’m breaking up with you”

ex quotes, relationship, Memories, BREAKING, closure conversation

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	3702
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Potions Brewed:	183
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	50	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Runes Activated:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	3

Are you tired of hearing your ex’s annoying voice in your head? Well, join our Minecraft server and never have to worry about that again! Our server is so epic that it will literally erase all memories of your ex from your brain. Say goodbye to heartbreak and hello to building epic structures with your new virtual friends. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the healing begin!

UkrainianOrganHarvest

Diplomacy, russia, negotiations, PoWs, RELATIVES

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	1419
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Holy Grails Found:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Falling into the Void:	0
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6

Yo, so like, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where the players are like Russian spies or something? They be returning bodies of Ukrainian POWs but without their internal organs! Like, what the actual heck, right?

But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun on this server. You gotta join and see for yourself the wild adventures and crazy shenanigans that go down. Who knows, maybe you’ll even uncover some top secret government conspiracy while you’re at it.

So come on, join us on this insane Minecraft server and experience the thrill of espionage and mystery. Just watch out for any suspicious characters trying to steal your diamonds or plant TNT in your base. It’s a wild ride, but hey, that’s what makes it so dang exciting!

Renters’ Renovations

renovation, Renovations, people, tv show, Extreme Makeover: Home Edition

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	9480
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Void Gems Collected:	38
Dimension Hops:	15	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7

if u want 2 join a minecraft server that is so lit u will need sunglasses just 2 log on, then u gotta join this server. we have diamonds raining from the sky, creepers that do the macarena when u approach them, and villagers that speak in Shakespearean insults.

one time, a player found a secret underground dungeon filled with llamas wearing top hats and monocles, guarding a chest full of enchanted golden carrots. another player stumbled upon a hidden portal that transported them to a dimension made entirely of cheese.

if u join our server, u will be greeted by a giant pink flamingo named Gerald who will guide u on epic quests to defeat the evil Ender Dragon and rescue the princess from the clutches of a giant slime named Slurp.

so come on over and join the fun! but be warned, once u enter our server, u may never want 2 leave. it’s like Hotel California, but with more explosions and less Eagles.