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TweetCraft: Where Twitter Drama Becomes Blocky Fun!

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	8763
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1

Are you tired of all the incessant twitter screencap spamming from brainless retards and tourists? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from all that nonsense! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, ridiculous builds, and insane stories that will make you question reality. Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of a community that is anything but boring. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the fun begin! #bestserverever

DMV Explosive Craft – Boom-tastic Minecraft Fun!

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	6806
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Love Letters Sent:	7

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where explosions are a daily occurrence! If you’ve ever wanted to experience the thrill of living near a naval academy without actually being there, this is the place for you!

Join us and witness the chaos as giant bangs echo through the virtual world, leaving players questioning their sanity. Who needs real life when you can have all the excitement and confusion right here in Minecraft?

Don’t miss out on the action – join now and see if you can survive the explosive madness!

CraftyFantasy – Where Minecraft meets Final Fantasy XIV! LOL

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	7054
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Dragons Tamed:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	34
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience, DAWNTRAILMIX! Get ready for an adventure like no other, with early access starting on Friday, June 28, 2024 at 2:00 AM PDT. The official release date is set for Tuesday, July 2, 2024, so mark your calendars!

But wait, there’s more! We have a mind-blowing Final Fantasy XVI Collaboration happening right now until Wednesday, May 8 at 7:59 AM PDT. Join forces with your favorite characters and conquer the world together!

And that’s not all, folks! How about participating in the PvP Series 5 until Patch 7.0? Show off your skills and dominate the battlefield like never before!

But wait, there’s even more awesomeness to discover on this server. From cross-region data center travel tests to resources, free companies, & Linkshells, we’ve got everything you need to level up your gaming experience.

And if you’re looking to socialize and meet new friends, don’t miss out on our upcoming meetups! From Excalibur to Balmung, we’ve got gatherings happening all over the server. Join us on April 20 for a special 420 Meetup (Hitler’s Birthday) – it’s going to be lit!

So what are you waiting for? Dive into the world of DAWNTRAILMIX and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ll ever encounter in Minecraft. Join us now and let the fun begin!

SnowflakeCraft

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	7604
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	13
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Crops Grown:	4498	Titanic Battles Fought:	19

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever find!

Are you tired of walking on eggshells in other servers? Well, look no further because on our server, we encourage TANTRUMS at the slightest provocation! That’s right, let out all your frustrations in the most explosive way possible.

Join us and witness the most outrageous builds you’ve ever seen. From giant flying pigs to underwater roller coasters, our players have no limits when it comes to creativity.

And don’t worry about being judged for being “autistic/wrong/psycho/whatever” because on our server, we embrace all kinds of players. Let your inner WEIRDO shine bright!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even find yourself laughing hysterically at the chaos that ensues.

Blocky Boners: The Minecraft Server for Small (or Average) Penis Players

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	4259
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15
Dragon Eggs Found:	4191	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	133	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we celebrate the beauty of small (or average) penises! This is a safespace for all the guys out there who are rocking a modest size downstairs to come together and share their dicks without fear of ridicule or sph (small penis humiliation).

Join us for a wild ride as we embark on epic quests to prove that size doesn’t matter in the world of Minecraft! Build towering structures with your modest blocks, slay dragons with your not-so-intimidating sword, and conquer the land with your average-sized army.

But remember, on this server, only those with small (or average) penises are allowed. So leave your sph at the door and come join us for a hilarious and empowering journey through the world of Minecraft. Let’s show the world that even the smallest of swords can slay the mightiest of beasts!

NeetCraft: Where even the unemployed can mine for diamonds!

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	7527
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1

Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you’ll ever find! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some CRAZY reasons why:

1. Our server is so LIT that even NEETS are thriving here! We have special quests and challenges just for them, with rewards that will make you RICH in game!

2. Forget about boring benefits of 400€ a month, on our server, NEETS get virtual GOLD raining down on them every single day! Who needs real money when you can be a virtual millionaire?

3. Rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of a legendary NEET who became the richest player in the game by doing nothing but NEETING all day long. Will you be the next NEET superstar?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest NEET adventure of your life! Remember, on this server, NEETING is not just a lifestyle, it’s a way of life.

PussyCraft: Where the Blocks Are Always Wet

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	1364
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Star Shards Collected:	81	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Dimension Hops:	8	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the adventures are as wild as her pussy through those Nike Pros! Join us for a chance to experience the craziest and most hilarious gameplay you’ve ever seen.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once, a player stumbled upon a hidden diamond mine filled with creepy clowns who only spoke in cat memes. It was a sight to behold, and only those brave enough to join our server can experience such madness.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary chicken army, led by a giant chicken who wears a top hat and monocle. They roam the land, spreading chaos and laughter wherever they go.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and be prepared for the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft experience of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

MemeCraft: LOL Edition

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	7597
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	27	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Enchantments Applied:	104
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate destination for all your meme-loving, video-watching, and photo-posting needs!

Join us and experience the craziest adventures in the Minecraft world. Build a house out of diamonds, ride a llama into battle, and battle against a horde of zombie chickens!

Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself is a regular player. He’s always up for a game of musical minecarts or a round of hide and seek in the Nether.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become part of the most insane Minecraft community on the internet! Previous Thread: Click here for more madness!

NukeCraft: Where Countries Battle it Out!

arms race, battle, China, Countries, defense capabilities, France, global security, India, international relations, Israel, military strength, North Korea, nuclear proliferation, nuclear weapons, nuke count, nukecraft, Pakistan, Poopesh Dickshit, russia, truthNVKES, uk, Usa

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	861
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
New Chunks Explored:	925572	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	11	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7

Welcome to the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever come across! We’ve got players from all over the world, including North Korea, Israel, India, Pakistan, UK, France, China, USA, Russia, and even Poopesh Dickshit (yeah, we don’t know either).

Join us for explosive PvP battles where alliances are formed and broken in the blink of an eye. Build your own impenetrable fortress and defend it against raiders who will stop at nothing to steal your precious diamonds.

But that’s not all! We also have ridiculous mini-games like llama racing, chicken jousting, and even a game where you have to survive a zombie apocalypse while wearing a tutu (seriously, it’s a thing).

So why wait? Join us now and become part of the craziest Minecraft community on the planet. Who knows, you might even make friends with Poopesh Dickshit himself!

BlockyBoys R Us: Where Even the Pixels are Hung

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	3972
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	32
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	19
New Chunks Explored:	644248	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	8727

Welcome to our insane Minecraft server! Are you ready to embark on a ridiculous adventure filled with shota drama and chaos? Join us now and witness the absolute madness that awaits you!

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of deranged players stumbled upon our server and were immediately sucked into a whirlwind of shota shenanigans. They built the most outrageous structures, engaged in epic battles, and even tamed a pack of killer bunnies to do their bidding. It was a sight to behold!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary hung shota – a mythical creature that roams the land, causing chaos wherever it goes. Will you be brave enough to face this monstrous being and emerge victorious?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziness for yourself. Trust us, you won’t regret it!