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Players: | 93/400 | Votes: | 1976 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 4 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 5 |
Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 5 |
Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 | Void Armor Forged: | 29 |
Crops Grown: | 9481 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 |
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 1 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 3 |
Evil Lairs Raided: | 3 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 |
Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 15 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 |
Imagine ordering a virtual Pepsi from a waiter and SJJ swoops in, insisting you use gender-neutral terms because we don’t know the waiter’s identity. Or praising a movie, only to have SJJ lecture you on the actor’s questionable past. And don’t even get us started on enjoying a band or song without knowing their entire history – SJJ will make sure you’re fully informed!
But the real fun begins when SJJ names her baby after a controversial figure. Our player couldn’t resist pointing out the potential backlash, leading to tears, drama, and a baby name change! It’s like a soap opera, but in Minecraft form.
So, are you the asshole for stirring the pot, or is SJJ just too extreme for her own good? Join our server and find out – just watch out for those passive-aggressive NPCs!