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Crafty RPG Haters

bad for brain, bad for health, Combat, coombrainers, Crafty, DO NOT BUY, do not play, harem, hate thread, Haters, IMPOSSIBLE, Jrpg, obtuse char build systems, poorly written, press x, retarded, RPG, voice acted

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	1566
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Dragons Tamed:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	82	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	16
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we guarantee that you will never turn into a “retarded coombrainer” like those JRPG players! Join us and avoid suffering through poorly written dialogue and voice acting while trying to start a harem (unless that’s your thing, no judgment here). Our server has obtuse char build systems that are actually fun to navigate, and combat that involves more than just pressing X. Say goodbye to JRPGs and hello to a world of endless possibilities in Minecraft!

Crafty Karen’s Crazy Minecraft Server

conspiracy theories, controversial topics, Crafty, crazy, current events, elected officials, extremism, Giddy, INSANE, Jews, Karens, lefty, Minecraft, online behavior, POL, Politics, russians, Server, social media, STRINGS, twitter, war funding, white women, wrong, WTF

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	8809
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Farms Harvested:	395	Emeralds Found:	2439
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Towns Built:	6	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the war funding is flowing like lava and the Russians are causing more chaos than a creeper in a TNT shop! Join us if you want to see elected officials being puppeteered by Russians more than /pol/ thinks the Jews are behind everything. It’s a wild ride filled with conspiracy theories and explosive surprises. So grab your pickaxe and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other!

Crafty Warlords – Conquer and LOL with ‘/gsg/’

Alternative Flag Pack, Aulus Hirtius, Battle of Mutina, Battle of San Jacinto, Conquer, Crafty, Crimeamod, Empire, Ending Extension Mod, EU4, EU5, grand strategy, gsg, Historical Project Mod Plus, History, HOI3, Lisbon Massacre, lol, Mark Antony, Mods, Niggermod, Rome, Romulus, Spanish-American War, Texas Revolution, Unfucked HPM, v2, Vic 3, vietnam war, Warlords

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	2882
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Gods Slained:	2	Chimeras Created:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your sanity? Look no further, join our server and experience the wildest adventures ever!

Imagine building your empire in Minecraft while discussing the downfall of Vic 3 and EU5 with fellow gamers. This server is where history buffs and Minecraft enthusiasts collide in the most epic way possible.

On this day in history, Romulus founded Rome and you can create your own epic city on our server. Battle like Mark Antony and Aulus Hirtius in the Battle of Mutina, or lead your troops to victory like Sam Houston in the Battle of San Jacinto.

But wait, there’s more! Our server offers a random country picker for when you can’t decide where to start your Minecraft journey. And with mods like the Niggermod and Crimeamod, you’ll never run out of new ways to play.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience Minecraft like never before. Who needs Vic 3 when you have our server to keep you entertained for hours on end?

SleeplessCraft – where your future girlfriend is building a bedrock mansion

Abuse, Awareness, bedrock, building, Corrupted, Future, future girlfriend, Girlfriend, healing, Justice, MANSION, mental health, night, older men, Prevention, Recovery, relationships, Sleep, SleeplessCraft, Support, survivors, Therapy, Trauma, Trust, violated, young age

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	8928
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Void Armor Forged:	23
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Divine Spears Created:	25	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing getting violated is your sense of reality! Join us for a wild ride filled with insane adventures, outrageous builds, and unbelievable shenanigans!

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of angry llamas stampede through your base, knocking everything in their path. Or maybe you stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of zombie pigmen who just want to dance the night away.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Tournament, where players ride on the backs of giant chickens and battle it out for glory and bragging rights. And let’s not forget about the Pixel Art Gallery, where players showcase their artistic skills by creating masterpieces out of blocks.

So why wait? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Who needs a girlfriend when you have a Minecraft server this wild and wacky?

Daddy’s Minecraft Meltdown

consequences, Daddys, DAUGHTER, EMBARRASSMENT, family, Father, Imagine, judgment, Meltdown, Minecraft, Morals, online behavior, parental disapproval, privacy, regret, reputation, Respect, RESPONSIBILITY, shame, social media, upbringing, VALUES

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	1548
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Secret Passages Found:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Dragons Tamed:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we have That’s someone’s daughter ffs as our motto! Why should you join this server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our server is so lit, even the creepers are dropping it low in the club! – Our diamond pickaxes are so sharp, they can cut through the drama faster than you can say “creeper, oh man!” – The villagers in our server are so sassy, they make the Kardashians look like amateurs! – Our PvP arena is so intense, it’s like a royal rumble with Ender Dragons!

So come join us on That’s someone’s daughter ffs Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of scandal. Just remember to watch out for those sneaky skeletons – they’re always up to no good!

TrainWreckCraft: Where Modern Polish Trains Go to Ghana

accident, Asian companies, BREAKING, Business, China, Competition, dependence, ghana, Honesty, long term, MODERN, modern Polish train, Polish, Polish trains, Rail, scratching, Sell, train testing, Trains, TrainWreckCraft, Truck

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	7104
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chimeras Created:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	11
Votes:	9187	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	4

Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where anything is possible!

Join us as we embark on a journey to sell modern Polish trains to Ghana and free them from their dependence on China. Watch as Asian companies get mad at our success and try to sabotage our train testing.

Witness the drama unfold as an (Asian-made) truck is accidentally left on the rails, only to be survived by our indestructible Polish train. Who knew that Polish trains don’t break in half after a light scratching like Asian stuff?

So why wait? Join our server now and be a part of this ridiculous adventure! Who knows what other crazy schemes we’ll come up with next!

MainstreamCraft: Where even your grandma is a pro gamer

#gamer, fanbase, game analysis, game criticism, game design, game developers, game development, game evolution, game industry, Game Mechanics, game perception, game popularity, game reception, game reception trends, game success, game trends, Gaming Community, gaming culture, gaming phenomenon, gaming trends, Grandma, Mainstream, MainstreamCraft, PRO

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	1240
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	40	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15
Void Gems Collected:	15	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15
Crops Grown:	6160	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3

Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you’ll ever lay your blocky hands on! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, in a land far, far away, there was a Minecraft server that was so LEGENDARY, even the creepers were shaking in their pixelated boots. People from all over the world flocked to this server, drawn in by the promise of UNLIMITED DIAMONDS and ENDLESS ADVENTURES.

But that’s not all! Our server is so amazing that even the devs themselves are scratching their heads in confusion. They can’t understand how we got so popular, but hey, who cares when you’re having this much fun, am I right?

So come join us on this wild ride of block-building madness, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky creepers). Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft server in existence – join us now and prepare to have your mind blown!

Crafty Nazis: Building a Reich in Minecraft

building, controversy, Crafty, current events, debate, dictator, discussion, History, hitler, internet, Minecraft, Nazis, News, Propaganda, Reich, social media, trending, trending hashtags, trending news, trending topics, trending tweets, twitter, viral, viral posts, world war II

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	7941
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Villages Defended:	7
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Mines Excavated:	3862
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Falling into the Void:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	11
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	3

Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you’ll ever experience!

Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further because on this server, you can ride LLAMAS into battle and fight off hordes of evil RAINBOW SHEEP with your trusty diamond sword!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary DANCING CREEPER that will boogie down with you while you mine for diamonds. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret DIAMOND CHICKEN that lays golden eggs!

Join now and embark on a wild adventure filled with MAGIC, MAYHEM, and MINECRAFT MADNESS! Don’t miss out on the craziest server in town!

Pineal Gland Pals Minecraft Server

brain chemistry, brain function, Childhood, emotional well being, Gland, Happiness, happiness as a child, happiness levels, happiness research, melatonin production, mental health, Minecraft, neurology, PALS, Pineal, pineal gland, pineal gland activation, pineal gland calcification, pineal gland decalcification, pineal gland function, pineal gland health, pineal gland meditation, serotonin levels, Server

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	4861
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Emeralds Found:	1633	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	1841	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	7

Welcome to our totally not sketchy at all Minecraft server where all your wildest dreams can come true!

Join us and experience a world where your pineal gland is ALIVE and kicking! Say goodbye to adult responsibilities and hello to building epic structures and battling dragons with your fellow players.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is rumored to have a secret potion that can resurrect your pineal gland and bring back your inner childlike joy. Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft, am I right?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s embark on this crazy journey together. Who knows, you might even discover the true meaning of life while mining for diamonds and fighting off creepers.

CrazyCraft: Where the Top Schizos of /a/ Reign Supreme

A, Anime, ANONYMOUS, Characters, Community, crazycraft, current, delusions, discussion, fan theories, forum, internet culture, Manga, mental health, Obsession, online personalities, Otaku, PARANOIA, Reign, schizophrenia, schizos, social media, SUPREME, Top, top schizos

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	6773
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Potions Brewed:	72
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	48
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! We’ve got schizos galore on this server, making it the perfect place for all you thrill-seekers out there.

Join us if you want to witness the most epic battles between schizos in the Minecraft world. Watch as they build insane structures, destroy everything in their path, and unleash chaos like you’ve never seen before.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary schizo king, who rules over all with an iron fist (literally, he has an iron fist in the game). Join his army and conquer the Minecraft world together!

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become a part of the madness. Who knows, you might even become one of the top schizos of all time!