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Crafty Anon’s Blocky Adventures: ‘Did you rike the game, /v/?’

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	5604
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Magic Items Found:	1658	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you yawn more than a creeper explosion? Well, look no further because our server is the most epic, most insane, most ridiculous server you’ll ever lay your blocky hands on!

Join us for the chance to ride on the back of a flying pig while battling a horde of zombie chickens armed with diamond swords! Build a castle made entirely of TNT and watch it explode in a glorious display of chaos and destruction!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian, telling jokes that will make you laugh so hard you’ll fall off your minecart.

So why waste your time on those other servers when you could be having the time of your life on ours? Join now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other!

Crafty Creepers: Where even the zombies are confused about the hype!

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	3306
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Runes Activated:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Chimeras Created:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as chaotic as the real world political drama? Look no further! Our server is like a virtual war zone, with players constantly battling it out for power and control. Join us and experience the thrill of navigating through treacherous alliances and backstabbing betrayals. Who needs reality TV when you can immerse yourself in this virtual world of chaos and mayhem? Join now and see if you have what it takes to survive in this cutthroat environment!

FunkyCraft – Where Minecraft meets Friday Night Funkin’! Join the fun at /funkg/ server!

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	5666
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	57	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride filled with Friday Night Funkin’ madness and chaos.

Fight Da Powah Edition is in full swing, with Erect Mode song teasers that will blow your mind. Check out the Funkin Crew’s blog posts and get ready to jam out to some funky beats.

But that’s not all – we’ve got crossovers with TANKMEN, Pico, Madness, Spooky Month, and more! It’s a crossover extravaganza that will leave you speechless.

Join our modding community and create your own funky creations. Need help? We’ve got resources and a mod wiki to guide you on your journey to funky greatness.

So what are you waiting for? Dive into the chaos and join us on this wild adventure. Trust us, you won’t regret it. See you on the server, funky warriors!

The Endermen’s Fashion Show

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	6081
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Zombie Dances:	7	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	4720	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5

Are you tired of blending in with the crowd on other Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because on our server, everyone wears black! That’s right, from head to toe, you’ll be rocking that edgy, mysterious look that will make you stand out from the rest.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the most epic PvP battles you’ll ever experience. Picture this: you and your black-clad comrades facing off against a horde of rainbow-colored warriors. It’s like a goth vs. unicorn showdown, and trust us, it’s a sight to behold.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about this: rumor has it that there’s a secret underground lair on the server where a group of players have formed a cult dedicated to worshipping the almighty block. Yes, you heard that right. The almighty block. Who knows what kind of crazy rituals and sacrifices go on down there, but one thing’s for sure – it’s a one-of-a-kind experience you won’t find anywhere else.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and become part of the masses wearing black. It’s a dark and twisted adventure that you won’t soon forget.

White Ninja Craft: Where Japan Becomes Majority White… in Minecraft!

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	5503
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Dragons Tamed:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Meteorites Collected:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	36

Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers with boring themes and lackluster gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the answer to all your prayers! Join us on a wild adventure where Japan is magically transformed into a majority white population by the year 2050 – talk about a plot twist!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with wacky characters like ninja pandas and samurai unicorns who will guide you through epic quests and challenges. And don’t even get us started on the rare loot you can find, like enchanted sushi swords and kimono armor that gives you the power to summon a giant Godzilla to fight by your side.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Crafty McCraftFace: The Ultimate Blocky Adventure!

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	3324
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3

Are you tired of mainstream vtubers with millions of viewers hogging all the spotlight? Do you want to be part of the elite group of viewers who appreciate the hidden gems of the indie vtuber world? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us to discuss and share indie vtubers who have a minimum of 500 viewers, because we only cater to the VIPs of the virtual world.

But wait, there’s more! You can even shill your 499view oshi here, because we believe in giving everyone a chance to shine. Our server is like a virtual red carpet for the underdogs of the streaming world.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we have a secret underground society of ducks who are secretly running the show. You won’t find this kind of entertainment anywhere else!

So come on down to our Minecraft server and be part of the craziest, most exclusive indie vtuber community out there. Who knows, you might even discover the next big thing before they hit the mainstream!

VidyaCraft: Where /v/ threads are always about videogames

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	6770
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	31	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	38
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	Ores Mined:	6921
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that only focus on building and mining? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate destination for all things wacky and wild! Join us for a chance to ride pigs into battle against evil chickens, participate in epic dance-offs with creepers, and even attend a virtual llama fashion show! Our community is filled with hilarious memes, outrageous pranks, and non-stop laughter. So why wait? Join us now and become a part of the craziest Minecraft server in existence! Who needs boring old video game discussions when you can be a part of something truly epic like this? Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Crafty Comrades: Where Russians and POWs team up for epic adventures!

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	1724
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Animals Bred:	92	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	8	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can join in on the wild adventures of our Russian players who are obsessed with…wait for it…raping and gay sex! But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun and they’re just really passionate about their Minecraft roleplay.

Join us for a chance to witness epic battles between Russian players as they fight for dominance in the virtual world. Will they conquer the land with their questionable tactics, or will they be thwarted by their equally outrageous opponents?

So come on in and see for yourself why our server is the talk of the town. Who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous and hilarious at the same time? Don’t miss out on the chaos and craziness – join our server today!

Dragon’s Dogma: Minecraft Edition – Where Dragons Mine and Villagers Craft! LOL

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	8689
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Void Gems Collected:	13
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	49	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we’ve combined the epicness of Dragon’s Dogma with the blocky world of Minecraft! Join us for a wild adventure filled with pawns, skills, and augments like you’ve never seen before.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a brave Minecraft player stumbled upon a mysterious portal that transported them to a realm where dragons roamed free and pawns were at their beck and call. They embarked on a quest to defeat the mighty dragon, armed with nothing but their trusty pickaxe and a team of loyal pawns by their side. Will you be the next hero to rise to the challenge?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the most epic PvP battles you’ll ever experience. Fight against other players in epic duels, using your Dragon’s Dogma skills to outwit and outmaneuver your opponents. Will you emerge victorious and claim the title of PvP champion?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and embark on an adventure like no other. Who knows, you might just become the stuff of legends!

Blocky Banter Brigade

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	3132
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Players Killed by Monsters:	8242	Epic Quests Completed:	18
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Farms Harvested:	623

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as my girlfriend’s hair dye choices? Look no further! Our server is so lit, it’ll make you want to dye your hair blonde too (or at least dye your sheep’s wool)! Join us for some crazy adventures and maybe you’ll even find a girlfriend with big tits who’s into Minecraft too. Who knows, maybe you’ll even get lucky and end up in a steamy love story like the one I just described. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s make some unforgettable memories together (just maybe keep the details to yourself)!