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Army of Blocks Minecraft Server

Army, blocks, CASUALTIES, Combat, Conflict, Defense, Losses, Media, Military, Minecraft, Misinformation, Propaganda, Recruitment, russia, Server, soldiers, strategy, Tactics, Training, Ukraine, Videos, War, Zelensky

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	3223
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41
Players Killed by Monsters:	3672	Ores Mined:	701
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Void Gems Collected:	34
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Astral Projections Made:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more intense than Ukraine’s army recruitment process? Look no further! Our server has all the action and excitement you could ever want, without the risk of actual combat (phew). Join us and see why even Zelensky himself would trade in his army uniform for a pickaxe and sword.

We’ve got so much chaos and craziness happening on our server that even Russia is jealous. They may have the vodka, but we’ve got the blocks and mobs that will keep you on your toes. So come on, join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in our wild and wacky world. Trust us, you won’t be disappointed (or bored)!

Minecraft SMP: /mogu/ + /doog/ – CatRice and DogeGoddess

async, CatRice, Channels.., Charset., DogeGoddess, Doog, highlights, Inugamikorone, latest songs, Minecraft, Mogu, Music, music.youtube.com, Nekomataokayu, Platform, Previous thread, smp, song releases, twitter, Twitter accounts, watch, Widgets, 猫又おかゆと戌神ころね

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	5571
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	17	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where you can team up with Nekomata Okayu and Inugami Korone for some epic adventures!

Why join, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear. Legend has it that if you can find it, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical talking chicken named Cluckington.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a rare breed of flying pigs that drop golden apples when you defeat them in battle. And rumor has it that if you collect enough golden apples, you’ll unlock the ability to ride a rainbow unicorn into battle.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and embark on the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ve ever seen. Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and let the chaos begin!

▶️▶️SURVIVAL⭐MINI-GAMES⭐CARS▶️▶️ Minecraft server

2b2t, Amongus, Anarchy, Antispam, Auto-mine, beach holidays, Bedwars, brawl stars, cars, Cases, casinos, Cities, clan battles, clubs, exclusive items, Falsebookic, Fishing, Floodprotect, fp help, Griefersky, hotb43fd help, Hypixelpets, Jobs, Magic, Mini Games, Murdermystery, Parkour, Pets, Shop, Skypvp, Skywars, Starter Kit, Survival, the hunger games, trampolines, Uralpassport, Vampirism, Weddings, work

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	9040
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	21
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	2986
Chimeras Created:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28
Dimension Hops:	15	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8

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⚡ MegaMine Minecraft server – with unique features ⚡

❗ Versions: we support versions from 1.8 to the latest

❗ Many popular modes: SkyPvP, BedWars, SkyWars, The Hunger Games, Griefersky, MurderMystery, 2b2t, Anarchy, AmongUS, Brawl Stars, Survival and Homeless mode

❗ The /free command opens access to a free donation

❗ Clan battles, arenas and ratings of the best clans

❗ Statistics for leaders and active players

❗ All kinds of activities: parkour, trampolines, clubs, casinos, magic, fishing, beach holidays, work, weddings, exclusive items and a store

❗ Unique plugins created by our developers.

❗ Minimum wipes and a world for donors without wipes

❗ Secret gifts, secret locations and Easter eggs

❗ Famous YouTubers often shoot videos on the server

❤️ MegaMine is a modern Minecraft server with experienced administration and kind players. For a long time, we have been supporting players with a stable and exciting game, with an interesting game component, buildings and a lot of unique entertainment.

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MEGAB.MCMCMC.RU

Crafty String – Minecraft Server

character demo, Crafty, Events, Free Agents Frenzy, global launch, how to play, Minecraft, official trailer, OP pastebin, patch notes, Redeemable Codes, Resources, Scarlet Awakening, Server, Spacetime Chorus, String, Strinova, Team-up Rewards, Teaser, Teatime Delight, twitch drops, Unions, useful links

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	360
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Chimeras Created:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	8349	Star Shards Collected:	261
Enchantments Applied:	139	Chaos Gates Opened:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, excitement, and maybe even a few explosions (but don’t worry, we have insurance for that).

Our server is so epic that it’s like playing Minecraft on steroids. We have exclusive events like the Teatime Delight where you can complete Superstring quests to obtain event items. And don’t forget about the Spacetime Chorus where you can log in 7 days in a row for 10 Memory Sequence (10 gacha pulls). It’s like winning the lottery, but better!

But wait, there’s more! Invite your friends to join Strinova and get rewards. It’s like a pyramid scheme, but with less sketchiness. And during our Free Agents Frenzy event, you can play all superstring agents for FREE. It’s like getting a free pass to the coolest club in town.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience Minecraft like never before. Who knows, you might even discover a secret underground base filled with diamonds and cake. Just kidding, there’s no cake. But there are plenty of diamonds, so that’s something, right?

Late 30s Minecraft SMP Dropout

“2000s”, 1990s, 30s, consoles, dropout, early 2010s, game companies, Late, late 30s, Minecraft, new experiences, PC Gaming, rehashed content, smp, unique experiences, video game developers, video games

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	3519
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	23	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3

Are you tired of the same old boring video games that all seem to blend together into one big mush of mediocrity? Do you miss the days when gaming was all about innovation and creativity? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is here to save the day!

Join our server and experience a world where the possibilities are endless and the adventures are insane. We’ve got players in their late 30s who have rediscovered their love for gaming thanks to our unique and exciting server. Forget about those other boring games from the early 2010s, this is where the real fun is at!

Our server is like no other, with crazy events and challenges that will keep you on your toes. From building massive structures to battling epic bosses, there’s never a dull moment on our server. And don’t even get us started on the community – they’re a hilarious bunch of misfits who will keep you laughing for hours on end.

So why waste your time on those outdated games when you could be joining us on our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP? Come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime!

BallCraft

Adventure, Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Economy, Factions, Hardcore, Hunger Games, Magic, Minigames, Modded, OneBlock, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, RPG, Skyblock, Skygrid, Skywars, Survival Games, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	2378
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Meteorites Collected:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	34
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Animals Bred:	64	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4

Welcome to the Ultimate Minecraft Server! Join our vibrant and inclusive community where players of all account types—Cracked, Eagler, and Java—can unite and explore a variety of exciting game modes. Whether you’re a casual player or a hardcore gamer, there’s something for everyone here! Feature Prison: Start your journey as a lowly inmate and grind your way up to freedom. Mine, trade, and climb the ranks in our dynamic prison experience! Skyblock: Build your floating empire from scratch. Expand your island, farm resources, and team up with friends for the ultimate challenge. Anarchy Survival: No rules, no limits—true freedom awaits. Raid, grief, and explore a chaotic survival world where anything goes. Slimefun: Dive into advanced tech and crafting with Slimefun. Unlock powerful items, machines, and tools to elevate your gameplay. Plots: Showcase your creativity with personal plots. Build anything from grand mansions to redstone masterpieces! Weekly Parkour Maps: Test your skills with fresh, hand-crafted parkour challenges every week. Can you conquer them all? And More!: With frequent updates, special events, and a welcoming community, there’s always something new to discover. Join now and experience the ultimate Minecraft adventure! IP Address: Mc.BallCraft.cc Eagler Ip: wss://eagler.ballcraft.cc/ Version: Supports all popular versions including Cracked, Eagler, and Java. Come play, create, and conquer!

mc.ballcraft.cc

Aunx Middle School

Active Staff, Adventure, Aunx Middle School, automate tasks, Builder, Community, Cross-Play, Custom Enchants, custom fishing, Economy, entrepreneur, Explorer, Friends, Minecraft, Minions, player-driven market, PvE, Server, Shops, smp, Survival, Thriving Economy, Towny, Trade

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	8742
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Holy Grails Found:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Magic Wands Crafted:	7	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Villages Defended:	7
Love Letters Sent:	3	Divine Spears Created:	13

Welcome to Aunx SMP! Dive into the ultimate SMP experience!

Features:

Shops: Build, trade, and grow your empire in our thriving economy! Custom Enchants: Take your gear to the next level with unique enchantments! Minions: Automate tasks and optimize your gameplay! Custom Fishing: Cast your line and discover rare treasures! Thriving Economy: Earn, trade, and invest in our player-driven market! Growing Community: Meet new friends and join a friendly, active player base! Active Staff: Our dedicated team ensures a smooth and enjoyable experience for all! Whether you’re a builder, explorer, or entrepreneur, there’s something for everyone. Join Aunx SMP today and start your adventure!

aunxsmp.us:25580

AAA A i hate my life!!!!!!!! Minecraft server

AAA, AAAAA, acceptance, BPD, coping mechanisms, emotional, feeling abnormal, hate, Life, Loneliness, mental health awareness, mental illness, Minecraft, misunderstood, relationships, seeking love, seeking validation, self esteem, Server, stigma, Struggles, Support, Therapy

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	8353
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	34
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Magic Items Found:	5007
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	7
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2

Are you tired of dealing with real-life drama and rejection? Come join our Minecraft server where everyone is accepted, even if you have bpd! Our virtual world is a safe space where you can build friendships without the fear of being judged for being a “mentally ill tard.” Plus, rumor has it that our server is so magical that it can even cure bpd with just a few clicks of your mouse! So why wait? Join us now and start building a new life where you are loved and accepted for who you are, quirks and all!

Haha Minecraft SMP Funny Thread

#youtube, amusing, Chuckle, comedy, Comical, Entertainment, entertainment thread, funny, haha, hilarious, humor, internet, jokes, LAUGH, lighthearted, lol, Minecraft, ONLINE, smp, social media, Thread, Video, viral

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	6753
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Animals Bred:	65	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Star Shards Collected:	127	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Towns Built:	6
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24	Cursed Swords Broken:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the craziest, wildest, most chaotic server you’ll ever join!

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, build a house made entirely of TNT, or participate in our weekly llama racing competition. Don’t be surprised if you log on one day and find that the entire server has been turned into a giant maze by our mischievous admin team.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco party that only the most dedicated players can find. And rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds at the bottom of the ocean, guarded by a squad of killer dolphins.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for the most insane, ridiculous, and hilarious gaming experience of your life!

LoveCraft Minecraft Server

anime industry, Cultural differences, Cute romance manga, harem anime, harem genre, Japanese creativity, Japanese culture, Japanese entertainment, Japanese humor, Japanese storytelling, Love Triangle, lovecraft, Manga cliches., manga plot twists, Manga stereotypes, manga trends, Manga tropes, Minecraft, Romance genre, romantic comedy, romantic relationships, Server, Turns into a harem

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	5318
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Star Shards Collected:	120
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	109
Enchantments Applied:	133	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Meteorites Collected:	0	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Buildings Constructed:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is like a cute romance manga come to life! But wait, there’s a twist – it turns into a harem for absolutely no reason at all! Why are we like this, you ask? Because we believe in keeping things interesting and unpredictable. Join us for a wild ride filled with love, drama, and a whole lot of chaos. Who knows, you might just find yourself in the middle of your very own harem storyline. Don’t miss out on the madness – join our server now!