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NoSpeakerPhoneLDR

awkward, basic etiquette, Boundaries, boundaries in relationships, Communication, Communication Issues, Conflict Resolution, DISRESPECTFUL, family, ignoring, irrational, LDR, long-distance relationship, NoSpeakerPhoneLDR, phone calls, phone etiquette, privacy, relationships, Speakerphone, text messages, UNCOMFORTABLE

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	464
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	1

Are you tired of feeling like a third wheel in your own relationship? Join our Minecraft server where we guarantee you won’t be put on speakerphone during your virtual dates! No more awkward conversations with your partner’s family while you’re just trying to have a private chat. Plus, if you ever need to vent about your phone etiquette woes, our community is here to support you. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual mom to text with multiple times a week! Join now and say goodbye to speakerphone drama!

NostalgicCraft SMP

bittersweet, Childhood, emotions, longing, Memories, Nostalgia, nostalgic feelings, nostalgic memories, nostalgic moments, nostalgic thoughts, NostalgicCraft, past, reminiscent, reminiscent thoughts, Reminiscing, sentimental, sentimental feelings, sentimental journey, sentimental memories, sentimental moments, smp, wistful

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	1020
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Secret Passages Found:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	192
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Potions Brewed:	198
Zombie Dances:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2

Remember that time you accidentally punched a creeper into your friend’s house and blew it up? Or when you tried to ride a pig off a cliff but ended up plummeting to your doom instead? Join our Minecraft SMP for a trip down memory lane filled with chaos, laughter, and epic fails! Whether you’re a seasoned pro or a total noob, our server is the perfect place to relive those moments that always make you nostalgic. So grab your pickaxe and come join us for a wild ride filled with ridiculous shenanigans and unforgettable memories!

DumpedCraft: Creeper Edition

BETRAYAL, breakup advice, breakup recovery, breakup stories, breakup support, breakup survival, broken heart, coping with breakup, creeper, DUMPED, DumpedCraft, Edition, emotional pain, getting over ex, Healing Process, Heartache, HEARTBREAK, Love Lost, moving on, painful breakup, relationship ending, relationship problems, worst breakup

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	5831
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6	Endless Night Skies:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	88
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1

Have you ever been dumped by getting pushed off a cliff into a pit of lava? Well, that’s just a regular Tuesday on our Minecraft server! Join us for the most epic breakup stories and crazy adventures you’ll ever experience in the world of blocks and pixels. Who needs a boyfriend or girlfriend when you can have a diamond sword and a pet creeper to keep you company? So come on, join us and get ready for a wild ride filled with heartbreak and hilarity!

❤️ XetaByte ❤️┃➤ Survival, Promo code – XETA2025 💥 Minecraft server

Among us, Ant Battle, Auction, Bed wars, build battle, Castle Battle, Clans, cs go, Dance, Deathrun, Duels, Egg wars, feelings, football, Friends, Hide and seek, Hobo Survival, Hockey, Hookahs, Hunger Games, Lucky blocks, Maniac, Mario Party, minecraft server, Mob Arena, one block, Paintball, Parkour, Pets, Private, promo code, Quake, sex, Sky Wars, Skyblock, Spit, Spleef, Survival, TNT Run, tops, Transport, weapons, Weddings

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	6599
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Ores Mined:	2986
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	35	Dragons Tamed:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	14
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Towns Built:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7

Version > 1.9-1.21.1

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Modes > Survival

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Server advantages:

1. No lags

2. Friendly admins

3. Promo code XETA2025 for a 15% discount

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Survival:

➤ Football (/football)

➤ Hockey (/warp hokkey)

➤ TNT-Run (/tntjoin)

➤ Weapons (/guns)

➤ Transport (/vehicles)

➤ Pets (/pets)

➤ Feelings (/feelings)

➤ Duels (/duel)

➤ Sex (/sex)

➤ Clans (/clan)

➤ Weddings (/marry)

➤ Hookahs (/kalian)

➤ Friends (/friends)

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Dance (/dance)

➤ Spit (/spit)

➤ Private (/region)

➤ Tops (/tops)

➤ Cigarettes (/cigar)

➤ Date head database (/headdb)

➤ Skin illumination (/glow)

➤ Transformation into mobs (/mobs)

➤ Report-System (/report)

➤ In-game console (/console)

➤ Parkour (/warp parkour)

➤ Spleef (/warp spleef)

➤ King of the Mountains (/king)

➤ Lucky Blocks (/lb)

➤ Casino (14 Mini-games, 6 with Multiplayer) (/casino)

➤ Construction area (at spawn) (/warp build)

➤ Economy (Currency)

➤ Salary (Issued automatically)

➤ Ability to sit/lie/crawl (/sit, /lay, /crawl)

➤ Elevators (You can create your own elevator)

➤ Trampolines (You can create your own trampoline)

➤ Bans/kicks/mutes/varnas (Donation opportunity)

➤ In-game console (/console)

➤ PvP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Portals (To the world of hell, end)

➤ Effects (over head, under player, etc.)

➤ Creative (Donation-vomzozhnost, /gamemode 1)

➤ Donat world (/world) (without wipes)

➤ Custom commands (/drop, /sex, /spit, /kalian, etc. There are a lot of them! This is not the whole list)

Mega.XetaByte.ru

Aqua’s Useless Minecraft Server

anime character, ANNOYING, Aqua, Aqua cosplay, Aqua fan, Aqua friends, Aqua goddess, Aqua haters, Aqua Konosuba, Aqua personality, Aquas, burden, comedic relief, drinking buddy, Entertaining, Fun, low iq, Minecraft, night out, Party, Server, Smelly, useless

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	120
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	770	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	0	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2

Come join our Minecraft server and experience the wild and wacky world of Aqua! Sure, she may be a bit useless, smelly, and low-IQ, but imagine the laughs you’ll have as you embark on crazy adventures with her by your side.

Rumor has it that Aqua once tamed a creeper and rode it into battle against a horde of zombies. And don’t even get us started on the time she built a house out of nothing but dirt and sheer determination.

So if you’re looking for a server that’s as unpredictable and chaotic as Aqua herself, then look no further. Join us for a night of drinking, laughing, and Minecraft madness that you’ll never forget!

:gt: be me Minecraft SMP

4chan, digital content, funny images, funny pictures, Happiness, humor, internet culture, meme addiction, Meme culture, meme enthusiast, meme generator, meme lover, meme posting, meme sharing, meme sharing group, Minecraft, normie discord, normie memes, Online Community, online humor, smp, social media

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	5147
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	18

Are you tired of being a normie in your boring old Discord server? Want to be the funniest person in the group without even trying? Join our Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to post funny little pictures from 4chan without reading anything! Trust us, it’s the secret to instant popularity and happiness. Plus, rumor has it that the server is haunted by a ghost who only communicates through meme references. Join now for a chance to meet the legendary memeing ghost and become a meme master yourself!pic related (it’s a spooky meme ghost)

MomCantDriveMC

bad driver, car control, car maintenance, Communication Issues, driving etiquette, driving privileges, driving skills, family conflict, family dynamics, government license, high beams, license qualifications, MomCantDriveMC, nighttime driving, Parental authority, road safety, road visibility, Safety concerns, safety hazards, SUV, vehicle maintenance

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	2303
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crops Grown:	5303	New Chunks Explored:	406129
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Astral Projections Made:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	23	Buildings Constructed:	43

Looking for a wild ride? Join our Minecraft server where we promise you won’t encounter any high beams blocking your way! Our server is like driving with your mom, but without the scratches and dings (unless you build them yourself).

We offer the thrill of trying to navigate through a world filled with obstacles, just like trying to get your mom to turn off her high beams. And if you ever feel like calling someone an idiot, our chat is the perfect place to do so (just keep it friendly, folks).

So come join us for an adventure that’s crazier than trying to teach your mom how to turn off her headlights. Who needs a government license when you have a pickaxe and a dream?

KidCraft SMP: Heartwarming Tales

Bonding, children, emotional, family, Heartwarming, heartwarming stories, joy, KidCraft, Kids, love, Memories, parenting, parents, Precious, Proud, proud parents, reddit, sharing, smp, special moments, storytelling, Tales, Uplifting

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	856
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10
Divine Scrolls Written:	19	Phantom Rings Equipped:	12
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	17
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8

Are you tired of your kids hogging the computer to play Minecraft all day? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where kids can finally learn valuable life lessons like teamwork, resource management, and how to fend off a horde of angry creepers!

One time, little Timmy built an entire roller coaster in the sky using nothing but dirt and sheer determination. It was a sight to behold until he accidentally launched himself off the tracks and into a pit of lava. But hey, at least he respawned with all his items intact!

And let’s not forget about little Susie, who managed to tame a pack of wild wolves and lead them into battle against a gang of pesky skeletons. It was a fierce showdown, but in the end, Susie emerged victorious and claimed the title of Queen of the Forest.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and watch your kids unleash their creativity in ways you never thought possible. Plus, it’s a great way to keep them entertained while you finally get some peace and quiet to yourself. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

OpportuCraft

amazing opportunity, best opportunity, career opportunity, fortunate opportunity, golden opportunity, life-changing opportunity, once in a lifetime opportunity, OpportuCraft, opportunity awaits, opportunity comes but once, opportunity comes but once in a lifetime, opportunity comes knocking, opportunity comes once, opportunity comes once in a lifetime, opportunity comes only once, opportunity comes only once in a blue moon, opportunity comes only once in a lifetime, opportunity knocks, opportunity of a lifetime, received opportunity, seize the opportunity

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	2904
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Players Killed by Monsters:	4261

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with insane adventures and hilarious mishaps.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of flying pigs swoops down and starts singing Taylor Swift songs. Or how about the time we had a giant chicken rampage through the village, leaving a trail of feathers and confusion in its wake?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Golden Sheep, rumored to grant wishes to those who can catch it. Will you be the lucky player to find this elusive creature and have all your wildest dreams come true?

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us for a one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience? Don’t miss out on the opportunity of a lifetime – join our server today and prepare for the craziest adventures of your life!

SyriaCraft: Bombs Away Minecraft Server

Air Force, airstrikes, Attacks, Bombing, bombs, Conflict, damascus, Defense, defense ministry, escalation, international relations, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Minecraft, Missiles, RETALIATION, SECURITY, Server, state TV, Syria, SyriaCraft, Targets, warplanes

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	3643
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	2882
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Votes:	5626
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	14

so like, u know what’s better than airstrikes in syria? joining this epic minecraft server! we got explosions too, but they’re all in good fun, not like those serious ones in the real world. come build ur own base and defend it from crazy mobs with ur friends. u can even team up with other players to take down the evil ender dragon and save the world! plus, our server has the best snacks, like virtual pizza and diamond cookies. so what r u waiting for? join now and let the adventure begin!