Лавомерка Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

TacoCraft2021

emergency response, Fine, government officials, Mexican president, mexico city, Mexico news, motorcade accident, political controversy, political leaders, political news, political scandal, presidential convoy, presidential inauguration, Public Safety, road safety, security breach, Sheinbaum, TacoCraft2021, traffic collision, traffic incident, transportation mishap

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	8120
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	21
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0

So, like, imagine this, right? The Mexican president-elect is, like, cruising in his motorcade, all fancy and stuff, and then BAM! Accident happens, but get this, Sheinbaum is totally fine! Like, she’s just chillin’ there, probably playing Minecraft or something, because that’s what cool people do, right?

Anyway, speaking of Minecraft, have you heard about this server? It’s, like, the craziest place ever! We got llamas riding pigs, creepers doing the cha-cha slide, and villagers selling diamond armor for, like, two emeralds! It’s bonkers, man!

But wait, there’s more! We have this secret underground base where Herobrine hangs out and throws the wildest parties. Like, you wouldn’t believe the stuff that goes down there. It’s like a rave, but with zombies and skeletons instead of people.

So, if you’re looking for a good time and some epic adventures, come join our server! You won’t regret it, I promise. And who knows, maybe you’ll even run into Sheinbaum herself, just chilling and playing some Minecraft after a crazy motorcade accident. Life is wild, man. Life is wild.

SoyJuiceCraft

calcium-rich, dairy free, healthy drink, Juice, lactose-free, milk alternative, non-dairy milk, Nutrient-Rich, plant milk, plant-based milk, protein source, soy beverage, soy extract, soy juice, Soy milk, soy product, soy protein, soy-based drink, soybean drink, SoyJuiceCraft, vegan

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	7581
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	18	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	23
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9

u want a minecraft server that will blow ur mind? well u found it, my dude. this server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of glitter. why should u join? well, let me tell u a little secret: we have flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their butts. yep, u heard me right. not only that, but our diamonds are actually made of chocolate. imagine mining for ore and finding a delicious treat instead. oh, and did i mention that our creepers are actually friendly and give u hugs instead of exploding? it’s like a dream come true. so come on, join us and experience the most insane minecraft server u’ve ever seen. soy milk is juice not milk, but on this server, anything is possible.

EmpireWorld – SURVIVAL, ECONOMY, WORK, BUYER Minecraft server

Buyer, Clans, Donations, Economy, EmpireWorld, Events, Job, Minecraft, No Dupe, Pirate, Private, PvP, Server, Survival, Weddings

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	6668
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24
Void Gems Collected:	20	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Runes Activated:	0
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	5

The owner of the server “EmpireWorld – SURVIVAL ECONOMY JOB BUYER” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

empireworld.fun

Welcome to Moo-land Sanctuary where the cows rule and chaos reigns! Join now for semi-lawless fun on version 1.20.6. Age 16+

1.20.6, 16+, Adult, age, Armies, bedrock, bug fixes, Bungeecord, Cadged Loyalties, Chaos, Cows, Custom-made Plugins, discord bot, Essentialsx, Floodgate, Fun, Geyser, Join, luckperms, Mature, MCPerformium, Mooland, Network, Open Testing, REIGNS, rule, Sanctuary, semi anarchy, semilawless, Server Tweaks, Staff Application, Unique Plugins, Version

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	2482
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Farms Harvested:	129	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Villages Defended:	11
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8

Server Information:

Server IP	moorlandsanct.net
Port (Bedrock only)	25565
Website	Coming Soon
Discord Server	https://discord.gg/sFBMckXNFP

About Us:

Moorland Sanctuary is a play-on-words/name for the owner’s online username, QuietWindUponTheMoor. It was brainstormed by the owner himself and his best friend, Skye.

Current Available Gamemodes:

SMP
FLATMMO
SkyGrid
Cadged Loyalties (Coming Soon!)

Our custom lottery plugin:

Moorland Sanctuary has its own, fully-custom lottery plugin called QLottery, which is a core feature of our SMP server.

General features & information:

BungeeCord Network
Geyser & FloodGate for Bedrock compatibility
EssentialsX as our core plugin
LuckPerms for permissions
QLottery for our lottery plugin
Game chat with Discord integration

Extra Information:

We are currently in an ‘open testing’ phase and welcome feedback from players. We are also looking for mature staff members to join our team.

FAQ

Question	Answer
Can I join the server on both Java and Bedrock editions?	Yes, our server supports both Java and Bedrock editions. We use Geyser & FloodGate for Bedrock compatibility.
How can I apply to become a staff member?	Staff applications can be found in our Discord server. We recommend at least 5-10 hours of playtime before applying.
What gamemodes are currently available?	We offer SMP, FLATMMO, SkyGrid, with Cadged Loyalties coming soon.

6 Years No Sex Minecraft Server

ABSTINENCE, Celibacy, Cultural differences, long term celibacy, Minecraft, not having sex, relationships, Server, sex, sex life, sexual activity, sexual behavior, sexual customs, sexual experiences, sexual frequency, sexual habits, sexual health, sexual norms, sexual patterns, sexual practices, sexual traditions, sexual trends, societal norms, Years

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	5082
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Ores Mined:	797	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Divine Spears Created:	15
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8

Are you tired of not getting any action in the real world? Well, come join our Minecraft server where you can have all the virtual sex you want! Our pixelated avatars are always down for a good time 😉 Plus, rumor has it that diamonds aren’t the only thing you can mine in our server… 😉 So come on over and get ready to get lucky!

MAGAP Pumped Minecraft Server

advance information, Analysis, Boys, cryptocurrency, Dev, GET IN, growth, hardbody, holding long-term, Investment, MAGAP, market, Minecraft, opportunity, Potential, prediction, PROFITS, Pump, pumped, Server, strategy, Trading, volatility

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	7396
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Dimension Hops:	11	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Astral Projections Made:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Holy Grails Found:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting happening? Well, look no further because our server is about to pump hardbody like never before! Our Dev is a mastermind who is holding long-term for a reason – to make this server the most epic and insane experience you’ve ever had in Minecraft.

Join us now and be part of the action before it’s too late! Who knows what crazy adventures and unexpected twists await you on this server. Get ready for a wild ride filled with excitement, fun, and of course, lots of mining and crafting. Don’t miss out on the opportunity of a lifetime – join us today and let the madness begin!

NudeNapTimeCraft

Apology, Boundaries, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, emotional response, feelings, Intimacy, late night, love, misunderstanding, NudeNapTimeCraft, nudes, Personal, Reassurance, relationship, Respect, sexting, sleepiness, Trust, Understanding

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	9591
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	0	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Magic Wands Crafted:	12	Dragons Tamed:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	12
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Dragon Scales Harvested:	185

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where relationships are put to the test in the most hilarious ways! Join us for a wild ride of drama and steamy chats that will make you question your own bedtime habits.

Imagine falling asleep on your girlfriend while she’s trying to send you spicy pics – that’s just the beginning of the madness on our server. With deleted messages, furious arguments, and heartfelt apologies, you’ll never have a dull moment here.

So if you’re looking for a server that will keep you on your toes and make you laugh until you cry, join us now! Who knows, you might even learn a thing or two about communication and bedtime etiquette along the way.

DreamJobCraft

aspirations, career goals, childhood ambition, Childhood Dream, childhood dream career, childhood dream job, childhood fantasy, dream career, dream job, dream job as a child, dream job as a kid, dream job aspirations, dream job aspirations as a child, dream job dreams, dream job dreams as a child, dream job goals, dream occupation, DreamJobCraft, future profession, ideal job

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	1153
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8

Remember when you used to dream of being a professional unicorn rider or a professional ice cream taster? Well, forget about those boring dreams because now you can live out your wildest fantasies on our Minecraft server! Join us and become the ultimate block-building ninja warrior, fighting off evil creepers with nothing but a carrot and a dream.

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can also become a master chef, cooking up delicious pixelated dishes that will make Gordon Ramsay cry tears of joy. Or maybe you’ve always wanted to be a famous pop star? Well, now’s your chance to serenade your fellow players with your beautiful rendition of “Creeper, Oh Man”.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, just know that our server is also home to the legendary Blocky McBlockface, a mythical creature who roams the land in search of brave adventurers to join him on epic quests for diamonds and glory. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the madness begin!

OspreyCraft – Fly High in Japan!

aircraft, Alliance, Aviation, controversy, Defense, defense policy, diplomatic tensions, Fly, foreign policy, HIGH, international relations, Japan, Military, Military Aircraft, military alliance, military cooperation, military deployment, Military operations, military technology, OspreyCraft, Ospreys, Safety concerns, US

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	4864
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6
Players Killed by Monsters:	7047	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3

so, like, this server is like, the bomb diggity, man. we got like, flying Ospreys from Japan, just soaring through the skies like nobody’s business. and get this, they’re flying unrestricted, so you can just hop on one and go wherever you want.

imagine the chaos, dude. you’re just mining some diamonds and BAM, a freaking Osprey swoops down and picks you up. next thing you know, you’re flying over a pixelated ocean, waving to all the other players below.

and the best part? the US is all like, “uh, maybe you shouldn’t be doing that,” but Japan is just like, “nah, we do what we want.” so come join the madness, man. hop on an Osprey and let’s go on a wild adventure together. who knows where we’ll end up? it’s gonna be lit, trust me.

PhoneCamBlockerCraft

camera cover, device protection, digital privacy, digital security, front-facing camera, laptop security, laptop webcam, online safety, personal security, phone camera, phone privacy, phone security, PhoneCamBlockerCraft, privacy, SECURITY, tape, Technology, webcam cover, webcam hacking, webcam privacy, webcam security

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	9512
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Endless Legions Commanded:	17	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Magical Moments Shared:	30
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Farms Harvested:	755	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1

so, like, have you ever thought about how people are all paranoid about their laptop cameras but then they just leave their phone cameras wide open for anyone to spy on them? like, bruh, that’s some messed up priorities right there.

anyways, if you wanna join our minecraft server, we promise not to spy on you through your phone camera. we’re not that creepy. we’re just a bunch of weirdos who love building stuff and blowing it up for fun.

join us if you’re into crazy adventures, like that time we built a giant roller coaster that went straight into a volcano. it was lit, literally.

or maybe you’re more into trolling other players. we once convinced someone that diamonds were actually made of cheese and they spent hours trying to mine them with a pickaxe made of crackers. good times.

oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats? yeah, it’s a thing.

so, if you’re looking for a minecraft server that’s equal parts hilarious and insane, come join us. just don’t forget to cover up your phone camera, you never know who might be watching.