крипипаста Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Welcome to the “Helveti-NO Network [pve]” where the mobs are scarier than your ex!

90 Day Inactive Kick, Brewery, Custom Mobs, Dungeons, HelvetiNO, loot tables, Lottery, mobs, Netting Animals/Mobs, Network, new bosses, Overclaim, Player Soldier NPC’s, player-driven economy, PvE, scarier, Sieges, Town or Nation Upkeep, town plots, unique items, Villager shops, war ships

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	7149
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	31
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Votes:	630
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18

Helvetia Network Overview

Server Type	JAVA & BEDROCK (crossplay)
Features	Earth towny PVP\|PVE, 2 worlds economy and more!
Server Info	We Are ACTUALLY 1.21

Server Details

Custom Mobs And Entirely Redone Loot Tables Of Every Mob
Player Driven Economy
Unique Items That Add Layers To Gameplay
Player Soldier NPC’s That You Can Arm Up And Raise Your Own Army
Dungeons
War Ships
Town Plots To Claim
NO Overclaim Policy
Brewery Feature
90 Day Inactive Kick

Server Links

MC IP: play.helvetianetwork.com

Discord Invite: https://discord.gg/w8crhRmMy5

Dynamic World Map: http://play.helvetianetwork.com:8123/

Website Store: https://shop.helvetianetwork.com/

FAQs

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Simply enter the IP address play.helvetianetwork.com in the server list of your Minecraft client.

Q: Can I play on both Java and Bedrock versions?

A: Yes, Helvetia Network supports crossplay between Java and Bedrock versions.

NikCraft Minecraft Server

Active Nikke Codes, asuka shikinami langley, cd keys, codes, Costume Passes, current events, Developer’s Note, evangelion, Game Download, Gatekeeper, General Info, Mari Makinami Illustrious, Minecraft, Misato Katsuragi, Naga: Elegant Date, NikCraft, Nikke General, NikkeInfo, NikkeLink, Pilot in Summer, Rei Ayanami, Rewards, Server, Solo Raid, Special Recruit, Test Plugsuit, Upcoming Events, update, zoo keeper

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	3499
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	41
Void Gems Collected:	30	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10
Immortal Anvils Forged:	10	Dragons Tamed:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Dragon Scales Harvested:	193	Votes:	1502

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Well, come join our server where we have an Evangelion Collab that will make you say “YOU CAN (NOT) EVADE”! Full Burst Day on weekends will have you bursting with excitement, and our Union Raid will have you raiding like never before.

But wait, there’s more! We have special recruits like Asuka Shikinami Langley and Misato Katsuragi, with upcoming recruits like Rei Ayanami and Mari Makinami Illustrious. And don’t forget about our Costume Passes, from elegant dates to summer pilots, we’ve got it all.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and use the code ADORABLEBUTTHOLES to unlock some exclusive rewards. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

BuildRewardDropper Minecraft SMP

anticipation, BUILD rewards, BuildRewardDropper, Disappointment, DROPPED, Expectations, Feedback, letdown, Minecraft, Opinions, reactions, smp, speculation, Thoughts, underwhelming

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	9031
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Emeralds Found:	4824
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Void Armor Forged:	23
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Votes:	7920
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2

Oh, honey, let me tell you about the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever join! We’ve got build rewards dropping like it’s hot, but let me tell you, the real prize is the chance to ride a flying pig into battle against a horde of zombie chickens. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party where the creepers are the dancers! Trust me, you won’t be disappointed when you join this wild and wacky server.

GrampsFuneralMC Server

Boundaries, challenging family dynamics, communication breakdown, coping with loss, difficult decisions, difficult family situations, emotional distress, emotional manipulation, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, father daughter relationship, funeral attendance, GrampsFuneralMC, grief and loss, mourning process, personal rights, self-care, Server, stepmother issues, support system, toxic relationships

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	1091
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Buildings Constructed:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Ores Mined:	6572
Villages Defended:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	127	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10

Are you tired of family drama and need a break from real life chaos? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you can build, mine, and craft without any crazy stepmothers causing trouble!

On our server, you won’t have to worry about choosing between attending your grandfather’s funeral or dealing with a manipulative stepmother. Instead, you can focus on creating epic builds and exploring new realms with your fellow players.

Forget about the diary-keeping, drama-starting relatives in your life and immerse yourself in a world where the only conflict is between you and the mobs. Join now and leave the family feuds behind – after all, diamonds are a girl’s best friend!

NoSmokeNoFunCraft

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	780
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Zombie Dances:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Alien Abductions:	0
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Dimension Hops:	6
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	17
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	46	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s lit AF? Well, look no further! Our server is so fire, even the smoke alarms can’t handle it! Join us for some smokin’ hot gameplay and crazy adventures.

We promise a smoking good time, just like when your partner sets off the smoke alarms in your dad’s house. But don’t worry, on our server, the only thing that’ll be lit is the fun!

So come on over and join us for a blaze of a time. Just make sure to keep the smoke alarms off, unless you want to start a fight with the admins!

PizzaRuinerMC SMP

bad sauce, bad service, burnt crust, cold pizza, delivery mishaps, disappointing meal, food poisoning, incorrect order, overcooked, PizzaRuinerMC, poor quality, ruined dinner, ruined pizza, smp, soggy crust, stale ingredients, too little cheese, too much cheese, toppings, undercooked, wrong temperature, wrong toppings

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	1634
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	23	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Secret Passages Found:	7	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19	Unicorn Sightings:	0

Join our Minecraft SMP and find out! We have a secret pizza cult hidden deep within our world where players must sacrifice their least favorite toppings to the Pizza God in order to gain special powers. But beware, if you ruin a pizza in-game, the Pizza God will curse you with never-ending pineapple toppings on all your future pizzas! It’s a cheesy adventure like no other, so come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive the world of pizza madness!

MineCraftFiredFast – “Gone in 60 Seconds”

Colleague, company policy, dismissal, employment, FIRED, HR, Incompetence, job loss, job performance, job probation, Job Termination, MineCraftFiredFast, misconduct, new hire, probation period., quick dismissal, quick turnaround, Seconds, Termination, termination process, termination reasons, Workplace

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	2844
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Magic Items Found:	5031
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	New Chunks Explored:	664307
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Enchantments Applied:	199
Dragon Scales Harvested:	495	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4

Have you ever seen someone get fired faster than a creeper blowing up in your face? Well, on our Minecraft server, we hold the record for the fastest firing ever! One guy thought he could build a house out of dirt blocks and call it a mansion – needless to say, he was out of here quicker than you can say “diamond pickaxe.” Join our server for a chance to witness some epic fails and maybe even set a new record for the fastest firing!

CannabisCraft Minecraft Server

2024.., agriculture, Authorization, cannabis cultivation, cannabis industry, cannabis legalization, CannabisCraft, economic boost, export potential, Farmers, farming community, government approval, job creation, legalization, market demand, Minecraft, morocco, North Africa, regulatory framework, rural development, Server, sustainable practices, traditional crops

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	5869
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Secret Passages Found:	6

Yo, imagine a Minecraft server where you can grow your own virtual cannabis farm like those farmers in Morocco! Get those virtual green thumbs ready, cuz in 2024, we’re giving out authorization for all players to cultivate their own cannabis crops.

Join our server and become the ultimate weed farmer, trading your crops with other players for virtual riches. Who needs diamonds when you can have a field full of sticky icky buds, amirite?

So come on down to our server and get ready to blaze it up in Minecraft like never before. It’s gonna be lit, literally. Join now and let’s get farming, baby! 🌿🔥 #420minecraftdreams

UkrainianAirHobble

air defenses, Conflict, defense budget, defense industry, defense systems, eastern europe, foreign policy, Geopolitics, international relations, Military, military capabilities, Military operations, military strategy, military technology, political tensions, russia, sanctions, Ukraine, UkrainianAirHobble, War

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	8654
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2

so, like, you know how russia is all big and bad and stuff? well, on this server, ukraine is like the ultimate troll and is totally owning russia’s air defenses. it’s like watching a cat play with a mouse, but in minecraft. join this server to witness the epic battle between ukraine and russia, and maybe even join in on the fun! who knew minecraft could be so intense and political? come join the chaos and see who comes out on top in this crazy virtual world!

BeeScentsGoneWild

antennal responses, BEES, BeeScentsGoneWild, Biodiversity, chemical communication, climate change, colonies, Decline, ecological disruption, ecosystem, environmental impact, floral scents, global warming, heatwaves, insect behavior, insect populations, Plants, pollination, Pollinators, populations, Temperature

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	9921
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Meteorite Armor Created:	11	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Falling into the Void:	0	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	19	Secret Passages Found:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2

LOL JOIN OUR SERVER CUZ IT’S SO HOT (+40º) THAT EVEN THE BEES CAN’T SMELL THE FLOWERS ANYMORE! THEY’RE TOO BUSY SWEATING AND FORGETTING HOW TO TALK TO PLANTS! COME HELP SAVE THE BEES AND STOP THIS CRAZY HEATWAVE MADNESS! PLAY NOW BEFORE THE FLOWERS START TALKING BACK TO US!