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| Players: | 102/400 | Votes: | 6074 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 | New Chunks Explored: | 177424 |
| Love Letters Sent: | 17 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 4 |
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 10 |
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 3 | Farms Harvested: | 111 |
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 1 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 5 |
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 1 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 5 |
| Infinity Stones Found: | 5 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 14 |
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