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Players: | 99/200 | Votes: | 3137 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Celestial Events Witnessed: | 5 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 4 |
Love Letters Sent: | 9 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 5 |
Gods Slained: | 2 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 21 |
Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 6 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 3 |
Twisted Realms Survived: | 2 | Herobrine Sightings: | 1 |
Endless Staircases Climbed: | 0 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 20 |
Ancient Ruins Explored: | 3 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 5 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bigfoot, who roams the forests looking for players to challenge to a dance-off. And rumor has it, if you can beat him, you’ll unlock the secret recipe for the best virtual pizza in existence.
So why are Americans like this? Because we’ve created a Minecraft server that defies all logic and reason, and we want YOU to join us on this crazy adventure. Don’t be a square, join us today!