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YeehawCraft SMP – No Americans Allowed

Actors, Allowed, AMERICANS, Casting, cultural appropriation, discrimination, Diversity, entertainment industry, equality, exclusion, games, gaming industry, Media, Minority representation, opportunities, racial sensitivity, representation, smp, social justice, Stereotypes, talent, video games, YeehawCraft

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	2143
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Dragons Tamed:	7	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Ores Mined:	9001	Mines Excavated:	4351
Epic Shields Constructed:	10	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Gods Slained:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	25

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers with a bunch of Americans hogging all the diamonds? Well, fear not, because on our server, we have a strict “No Americans Allowed” policy! Why, you ask? Because they always steal your crops and leave creepers in your base, that’s why!

Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have a good time and keep those pesky Americans out. We’ve got a secret underground bunker filled with enchanted golden apples and a secret society of llamas plotting to take over the server. Plus, every full moon, we hold a dance party in the Nether with the Endermen – trust us, you don’t want to miss it!

So come on down to our server and experience the chaos for yourself. Just remember to leave your American flag at the door – we don’t want any troublemakers here!

Pee-Free Zone: Hubby Clean-Up Crew

bathroom cleanliness, bathroom etiquette, bathroom habits, bathroom hygiene, cleaning responsibilities, cleanliness standards, Cleanup, communication in marriage, CREW, domestic issues, household chores, household cleanliness, household tasks, Hubby, hygiene habits, marital disputes, PeeFree, personal boundaries, pink bacteria scum, relationship dynamics, shower cleaning, shower curtain, shower maintenance, spousal expectations, Zone

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	866
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9
Magic Items Found:	3045	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t find any pink bacteria scum in the showers! Unlike the OP’s husband, our players are respectful and keep our virtual showers sparkling clean.

Join us and experience a world where you can pee in the shower without fear of causing any pink scum buildup. Our showers are pee-proof and guaranteed to stay pristine no matter how many times you let loose.

Don’t be like the OP’s husband, who refuses to listen to simple requests. Join our server and enjoy a drama-free environment where shower peeing is not only accepted but encouraged (as long as you clean up after yourself, of course).

So come on in and leave your worries (and pink scum) behind. Our Minecraft server is waiting for you to join and experience the ultimate shower peeing paradise!

TeenVampGoneSMP

acceptance, alternative lifestyles, coping mechanisms, fantasy beliefs, gothic subculture, identity crisis, individual journey, life after teenage years, personal growth, psychological impact, Reflection, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self-conviction, teenage phase, teenaged years, TeenVampGoneSMP, transformation, unique experiences, vampire community, Vampires

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	9529
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3

Are you tired of living in the real world where you can’t show off your vampire skills? Join our Minecraft SMP where you can finally embrace your inner vampire and show off your fangs to the world! Our server is filled with dark and mysterious forests, perfect for lurking in the shadows and hunting for unsuspecting players. Plus, we have a blood bank where you can stock up on all the redstone you need to survive. So if you’re ready to sink your teeth into some epic adventures, join us now! But beware, the sun is not your friend here… just like in real life!

CraftyForgive

CraftyForgive, forgiveness, forgiveness quotes, letting go, letting go quotes, moving on, moving on quotes, personal growth, personal growth quotes, SELF AWARENESS, self compassion, self improvement, self improvement quotes, self love, self reflection, self-acceptance, self-awareness quotes, self-compassion quotes, self-forgiveness, self-forgiveness quotes, self-reflection quotes

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	5293
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	28	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Chimeras Created:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Divine Spears Created:	10
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Endless Night Skies:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you’re just mining and building all day? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and wacky shenanigans.

Ever wanted to ride a pig into battle against a horde of zombie chickens? Well, on our server, anything is possible! Our custom plugins allow for all sorts of ridiculous scenarios that will have you laughing until you cry.

And if you’re feeling guilty about all the things you didn’t become in real life, don’t worry! On our server, you can be whoever you want to be. Want to be a ninja pirate unicorn? Go for it! The only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who reads those anyway?).

So come join us on our server and let go of your regrets as you embark on the craziest Minecraft journey of your life. Who knows, you might just forgive yourself for not becoming a professional llama wrangler after all!

UkrainianDroneVsRussianHeli Minecraft Server

aerial combat, air defense, defense technology, drone attack, drone strike, drone warfare, military conflict, military confrontation, military drones, military superiority, military technology, Minecraft, russian aggression, russian aircraft, Russian helicopter, russian military, Server, ukraine conflict, Ukrainian defense, Ukrainian drone, Ukrainian forces, UkrainianDroneVsRussianHeli, Unmanned Aerial Vehicle

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	1362
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Dragons Tamed:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Chimeras Created:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	9	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Ether Blades Crafted:	19
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0

yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz we got ukrainian drones shooting down russian helicopters like it’s nobody’s bizniz. it’s like a warzone up in here, but with blocks and creepers and stuff. come join the chaos and see if u can survive the madness. plus, we got a secret underground base where we keep all the rare loot and diamonds. trust me, u don’t wanna miss out on this epic adventure. so grab ur pickaxe and get ready to rumble, cuz things are about to get lit on this server like never before!

CraftyGuiltyPlotters911

9/11, ACCUSED, al-qaeda, CraftyGuiltyPlotters911, Guantanamo, Guantanamo Bay, Guantanamo Bay Prisoners, Guantanamo Bay Trials, Guantanamo Trials, Justice, legal proceedings, Military Tribunals, Plead Guilty, plotters, Sept. 11, September 11, Terrorism, Terrorism Trials, united states, War on Terror

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	8373
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	1027	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1

so, like, imagine this: a minecraft server where the accused sept. 11 plotters are like, building epic structures and battling it out in epic pvp battles. they agreed to plead guilty at guantánamo bay, but only if they could play on this server first.

join us for the most insane minecraft experience ever! we have custom plugins that let you fly like a bird and shoot fireballs from your hands. not to mention, the admins are actually aliens from outer space who will grant you three wishes if you find the hidden diamond block on the server.

so come on, what are you waiting for? join now and be a part of the craziest minecraft server in the universe!

MeteorFingerCraft

ancient creatures, ancient world, asteroid impact, atmospheric disturbance, catastrophic event, Clouds, cosmic impact, Dinosaurs, earth history, Earth science, Extinction, extinction event, geological phenomenon, mass extinction, meteor, MeteorFingerCraft, middle finger, natural disaster, Paleontology, prehistoric

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	1186
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Emeralds Found:	6428	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Mines Excavated:	4822
Titanic Battles Fought:	29	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	41	Undead Armies Raised:	5

join our epic minecraft server where the clouds flip off dinosaurs when they die to meteors. we have flying pigs that shoot lasers out their butts and unicorns that fart rainbows. you can ride on a giant chicken and battle evil llamas with diamond swords. our server is so lit, even herobrine wants to join. come join the madness and let’s make minecraft great again!

16builders16tools

2b2t, Anarchy, base building, Chaos, Community, Duping, Exploration, free for all, Griefing, HACKING, multiplayer, No Rules, no staff, open world, player interaction, Player vs Player, PvP, Raiding, Sandbox, Survival, Vanilla, Wilderness

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	6407
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Astral Amulets Crafted:	27	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Zombie Dances:	7	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2

16b16t is an anarchy server similar to 2b2t with no rules and no queues. This means that you can do whatever you want and there is no punishment for doing so. This also includes hacking and duping, which are both allowed on the server.

The server has /tpa commands to give an unique twist to the anarchy experience but besides that there are no plugins that interfere with the gameplay. This also includes no grief protection or claims, so be careful where you build your base.

The server has been up for nearly two years and is still going strong. There is no staff on the server, so there is no one to help you if you get into a dispute with another player.

Don’t forget to check our website for the latest news at 16b16t.ddns.net:30045

16b16t.ddns.net:30045

Terra 2.0 SMP

Armor statues, Bluemap, Chat, Color names, Discord, Heads, Ip:, Minecraft, Multiplayer Sleep, Playerheads, restart, Server, shulker shells, Silence Mobs, smp, Survival, Terra 2.0 SMP, Vanilla, Version 1.21.

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	8720
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Astral Projections Made:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Alien Abductions:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6

Hi and welcome to Terra 2.0 SMP

We have restarted the server with version 1.21 on July 2nd!

Server IP: Terra2SMP.com

Discord Invite: https://discord.gg/T3XJ7SDbbm Bluemap. http://51.81.41.65:2742/

More Heads, Playerheads, Double Shulker Shells, Armor Statues, Multiplayer Sleep, Silence Mobs, Color Names in chat

Terra2smp.com

Welcome to Astral Pixelmon! Get ready for a modded Pixelmon experience with a side of bingo crates and server raids. And hey, we’re LGBTQ+ friendly!

Adult Owned, Adults, Astral, best place, Bingo, Challenges, Challenging, Crates, Custom Crates, Dex Rewards, EV Training, Experience, family friendly, Friendly, Fun, Gts, Gym Leaders, hey, LGBTQ, Modded, Obstacles, Pixelmon, Pixelmon Bingo, Play, Pokebags, Raids, Ready, Server, Side, Staff Team, trained staff, Unique, Wondertrade

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	1407
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	40	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Dragons Tamed:	4
Void Armor Forged:	30	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Villages Defended:	10	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	2

Astral Pixelmon Server Overview

Features	Description
EV Training	Train your Pokémon’s Effort Values efficiently
Pixelmon Bingo	Engage in a fun bingo game with Pixelmon
Dex Rewards	Earn rewards for completing your Pokémon Pokédex
Custom Crates	Get unique items from custom crates
Adult Owned	Server is owned and run by adults
LGBTQ+ Friendly	Welcome and inclusive to LGBTQ+ community
WonderTrade	Trade your Pokémon with random players
Pokebags	Special bags for storing items
Pixelmon Raids	Take on challenging Pixelmon raids
Gambling	Participate in gambling games
Timber Mod	Easily chop down trees with Timber mod
Resource World	Access a separate resource-rich world
Vanilla Mobs	Encounter regular Minecraft mobs
Custom Textures	Enjoy custom textures for a unique experience
Gym Leaders	Challenge and defeat Gym Leaders
GTS	Use the Global Trade System to trade Pokémon

We are an adult ran/owned Pixelmon server. We encourage family friendly yet challenging fun through various obstacles unique to our Pixelmon server. With a trained staff team of adults who’ve been playing since they were kids, we can handle any challenge a server might throw at us. Come join us today on the best place to play! <3

FAQs

1. How can I join the server?

You can join the server by connecting to play.astralpixelmon.com

2. Is the server family-friendly?

Yes, we encourage family-friendly gameplay on our server.

3. Are there any special events on the server?

We regularly host special events such as tournaments, giveaways, and more. Stay tuned on our Discord for updates.