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| Players: | 97/900 | Votes: | 3782 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Rainbows Spotted: | 7 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 2 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 4 | Gods Slained: | 2 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 3456 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 4 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 |
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 1 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 2 |
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 6 | Villages Defended: | 10 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 3 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 3 |
Legend has it that our server was founded by a group of wise old Minecraft players who were tired of being bossed around by teenagers with no respect for their elders. They banded together to create a server where maturity and experience were valued above all else. Rumor has it that they even built a secret base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear, guarded by a dragon that only the most seasoned players can defeat.
But that’s not all! On our server, we have regular events like bingo night, where players compete to see who can mine the most diamonds in a single night. We also have a retirement home for retired players to relax and enjoy their golden years in peace.
So if you’re tired of being called a noob by kids half your age, come join our server and show them who’s boss! Plus, we have free prune juice for all players aged 50 and above. Join now and experience the ultimate Minecraft server for the 30+ crowd!
