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Players: | 99/400 | Votes: | 5249 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Epic Weapons Forged: | 2 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 |
Invisible Walls Found: | 4 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 8 |
Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 109 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 |
Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 5 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 |
Cursed Taverns Survived: | 3 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 |
Mines Excavated: | 2343 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 5 |
Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 2 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 |
Our server is so thrilling, it will make you forget all about your wife puking in your car. Who needs a nagging spouse when you can be building epic structures and battling mobs with your best friends?
Forget about adding 40 extra minutes to your commute to deal with her drama – join our server and let the fun never end! Plus, our community is so awesome, you’ll never have to worry about being called selfish or disgusting again.
So, if you’re looking for a place to escape the vomit-filled drama of real life, join our Minecraft server today! Trust us, it’s way more fun than dealing with a car-sick wife.