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The Rosen Garten SMP Chronicles

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	1444
Rating:	5.0 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	37	Runes Activated:	4
Void Armor Forged:	15	Towns Built:	10
Divine Scrolls Written:	9	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Titanic Battles Fought:	24
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2

Welcome to the most lit Minecraft SMP out there, where the only rule is to have a good time! Join us at Casino Course, where you can mine diamonds by day and hit the slots by night.

Our server is run by a group of eccentric millionaires who got bored of real life and decided to create their own virtual paradise. Rumor has it that if you win big at the casino, you might even get a chance to meet the elusive Diamond Dolphin, who grants wishes to lucky players.

But beware, the server is also home to the notorious Creeper Mafia, a group of explosive gangsters who will stop at nothing to protect their turf. Will you join forces with them or take them down from the inside? The choice is yours.

So come on down to Casino Course, where the stakes are high and the fun never stops. Who knows, you might just hit the jackpot and become the richest player in all of Minecraft!

NoPawsAllowedMC

Animal shelters, animal welfare, dog ownership, family dynamics, financial responsibility, financial struggles, kill shelters, no-kill shelters, NoPawsAllowedMC, pet care, pet expenses, pet food, pet neglect, pet ownership, Pets, rural living, sibling relationships, Tough Decisions, tough love, tough love vs enabling

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	9661
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	81	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	82
Runes Activated:	7	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	3

🤣🐶 Looking for a wild ride in the Minecraft world? Join our server for the craziest adventures and the most outrageous stories you’ll ever experience! 🌍🔥

🐾 Ever wanted to play Minecraft with a pack of wild dogs? Well, on our server, you’ll have the chance to feed, shelter, and care for not one, not two, but THREE dogs that magically appear in your inventory every time you log in! 🐕🐕🐕

🚗 And get this – you can’t have a driver’s license in the game, just like Claire’s fiancé Todd! So get ready to navigate the Minecraft world without any transportation, just like them! 🚫🚙

💸 Worried about finances in the game? Don’t worry, we’ve got you covered! Just ask your fellow players for money to buy dog food, just like Claire did in real life! 💰🐶

🏡 And don’t forget, all pets must live outside on our server, just like Todd’s dad hates pets indoors! So get ready to build some epic outdoor dog shelters next to a busy rural highway! 🏠🐕🛣️

Join our server now for a LOL-tastic time and see if you have what it takes to care for three hungry Minecraft dogs! 🤪🎮 #MinecraftMadness #DoggyDilemmas #JoinTheFun

No to Creepers

10. standing firm, 11. saying no to peer pressure, 12. saying no to toxic relationships, 13. saying no to unhealthy habits, 14. saying no to negativity, 15. saying no to procrastination, 16. saying no to self-doubt, 17. saying no to fear, 18. saying no to excuses, 19. saying no to mediocrity, 2. always saying no, 20. saying no to settling for less., 3. refusing, 4. turning down, 5. rejecting, 6. denying, 7. declining, 8. saying no to certain things, 9. setting boundaries, CREEPERS, saying no

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	5862
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Magic Items Found:	5142	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Enchantments Applied:	111
Potions Brewed:	56	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	27	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond blocks!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling zombie chickens, riding pigs into battle, and building a giant statue of yourself made entirely out of TNT.

Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself is scared to log on. So what are you waiting for? Say no to boring servers and say yes to the insanity that awaits you on our Minecraft server!

JewCraft: BBC Failures & Funny Fails

antisemitism, BBC, culture, discrimination, Dismisses, Diversity, executive, Fails, Failures, funny, inclusion, INEQUALITY, intolerance, Jewcraft, Jewish, letter, Marginalized, Minority, Network, prejudice, racism, Staff, systemic, Workplace

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	7436
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	21
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Star Shards Collected:	209	Void Gems Collected:	20

so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, ya know? like, you gotta join cuz we got, like, unicorns and rainbows and, like, a secret underground lair filled with diamond blocks.

and get this, one time, a player found a magical portal that led to a land made entirely of candy! like, whoa, right?

oh, and did i mention we have a pet dragon that you can ride into battle? yeah, it’s pretty epic.

so, like, come join us on this server, where the adventures are endless and the fun never stops!

ShinzoCraft Minecraft Server

chair, Decucks, ITT, made, male character, male empowerment, male figure, male hero, male lead, Male mc, male protagonist, male representation, male role, Minecraft, post, Proud, proud male, Server, Shinzo Abe, Shinzo Abe proud, ShinzoCraft, Sit, Thread

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	5374
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Love Letters Sent:	9	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	3837
Votes:	9545	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	50
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Void Gems Collected:	28

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is so wild, even Shinzo Abe would be proud of your mad Minecraft skills!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of sitting on a chair like a true Decuck. Our server is so exclusive that only the most elite players can join, and if you can prove your manliness by making Shinzo Abe proud, you’ll be welcomed with open arms.

But beware, this server is not for the faint of heart. Rumor has it that there are secret dungeons filled with rare loot, but only those who have truly impressed Shinzo Abe can access them. Will you rise to the challenge and become a legendary Decuck on our server? Only time will tell… Join us now and show the world what you’re made of!

PoolaxConvincedMinecraftSMP

99, Appearance, BELIEF, Certainty, Convinced, cultural appropriation, doubt, fellow, humor, Identity, lmao, Misconception, native americans, Perception, poolax, PoolaxConvincedMinecraftSMP, racial identity, Redskins, stereotype, White

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	7779
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	15
Holy Grails Found:	2	Buildings Constructed:	44
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8
Dragon Eggs Found:	2204	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9
Mythical Quests Completed:	31	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	1

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where 99% of us are convinced we’re actually white, but we look like redskins! It’s like a crazy mix-up of cultures and identities that will have you laughing for days. Join us for epic adventures, hilarious misunderstandings, and a whole lot of fun. Who knows, you might even discover your true identity in the process (spoiler alert: it’s probably not what you think)! So come on, hop on this rollercoaster of a server and prepare to have your mind blown (and your skin color changed)!

Mom’sGiftsVSLocalScarfAITAH

AITAH, ANNOYED, APPRECIATIVE, Argument, asking, Cheap, Curious, expensive, Fault, Friend, Grateful, local market, mom, MomsGiftsVSLocalScarfAITAH, Paris, perfume, scarf, skin care products, Truth, ungrateful, Upset

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	9795
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	18	Titanic Battles Fought:	11
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	22
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Animals Bred:	196	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3

Are you tired of feeling unappreciated like this poor Minecraft player who only got a scarf while everyone else got expensive gifts? Well, fear not, because on our server, EVERY player is treated like royalty!

Join us and receive lavish gifts, like diamond armor, enchanted weapons, and even your own personal pet dragon! No more feeling left out or overlooked, we make sure every player feels special and valued.

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to be pampered and spoiled on our server. Come join the fun and experience the ultimate VIP treatment! Who needs expensive perfumes when you can have a diamond sword that glows in the dark? Join now and leave those scarf-giving friends behind!

LyricallyLate Minecraft SMP

adult content, adult themes, double entendres, explicit content, explicit lyrics, hidden meanings, hidden messages, innuendos, LyricallyLate, mature content, mature interpretation, mature interpretation of songs, mature themes, mature understanding, Minecraft, misunderstood lyrics, provocative songs, risque lyrics, sexually suggestive lyrics, smp, Subliminal Messages, suggestive language, suggestive lyrics analysis

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	8437
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Ores Mined:	5379
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	160	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or thrill? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious mishaps, and unexpected twists and turns.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away to their favorite tunes. Just be careful, some of those songs have some seriously suggestive lyrics that you may not have caught onto until now. Who knew “Baby Got Back” was actually about a love for big blocks?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a journey like no other. Just remember, what happens in our server, stays in our server.

CraftyToxicCrafts

CraftyToxicCrafts, cyber harassment, cyberbullying, Fandom, Harassment, Hate Speech, internet, Negativity, online bullying, Online Community, online hate, online toxicity, opinion, social media, toxic behavior, toxic culture, toxic fan base, toxic fandom, toxic fans, toxic online behavior, trolling

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	613
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Dragon Eggs Found:	1121	Dragons Tamed:	7
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	71
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2

Are you tired of dealing with toxic fan bases on the internet? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from all that drama! Join us and experience a world where the only toxicity you’ll encounter is from the creepers trying to blow you up (but don’t worry, we have creeper repellent for that).

Our server is so awesome that even the Ender Dragon wants to hang out with us. Rumor has it that Notch himself logs on just to see what crazy shenanigans we’re up to. Plus, our community is so welcoming that even Herobrine would feel right at home.

So why wait? Join our server today and say goodbye to toxic fan bases forever. Trust us, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for those sneaky griefers – they’re the real villains in this world.

CrimeCraft Minecraft Server

ai, argentina, Artificial Intelligence, citizens’ rights, civil liberties, concerns, Crime Prevention, CrimeCraft, data privacy, Ethics, Experts, Government, justice system, law enforcement, machine learning, Minecraft, predict future crimes, predictive analytics, Public Safety, SECURITY, Server, Surveillance, Technology

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	2301
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Star Shards Collected:	85
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Magic Crystals Found:	9	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we use AI to predict future crimes!! like, who knew blocky pixels could be so smart, right?? but don’t worry, we only use our AI for good, like making sure no one steals your diamonds or griefs your epic builds. plus, our AI is totally chill and won’t invade your privacy or anything. so come on down and join the fun, because who wouldn’t want to be part of a server that can see into the future?? it’s like having a crystal ball, but way cooler and way more blocky. trust us, you won’t regret it!