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| Players: | 104/100 | Votes: | 8123 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 7 | Royal Courts Attended: | 4 |
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 1 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 2 |
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 3 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 3 |
| Falling into the Void: | 3 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 0 |
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 |
| Crops Grown: | 8563 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 2073 |
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 4 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 17 |
come join our epic minecraft server where we have more drama than putin’s rival to nato! we got russia’s allies quitting left and right, just like players rage quitting when they can’t handle our intense pvp battles.
our community is so lit, it’s like being in the kremlin but with more blocky buildings and less political intrigue. join us and be part of the madness, because who needs real life drama when you can have virtual chaos in minecraft?
plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rare loot and treasures. just like putin’s hidden stash of vodka, except ours is way cooler because it’s in minecraft.
so come on, join us and experience the thrill of virtual geopolitics and epic battles. who needs nato when you have our minecraft server? let’s show putin who’s boss in the world of blocks and pixels!
