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Crafty Trump’s Minecraft Server

Celebrity, controversy, Crafty, Donald J Trump, Fame, high-profile, Imprisonment, influence, Justice, Legal System, Martha Stewart, media scrutiny, Minecraft, perseverance, Prison, public figure, resilience, scandal, Server, success, Survival, Trumps, Wealthy, white collar crime

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	4767
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	14	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	28
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	13	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1

If Martha Stewart can survive crafting shivs out of toothbrushes in prison, then Donald J Trump can survive building epic castles out of diamond blocks on our server! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, where even the most notorious inmates can become master builders. Who needs a presidential pardon when you have a pickaxe and a dream? Come join the fun and see if you have what it takes to survive and thrive in our wacky world!

MinecraftFart – Friday Night Poopfest

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	3811
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13
Towns Built:	9	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Ores Mined:	7178

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to the most lit Minecraft server in the universe! We’ve got everything you need to satisfy your Friday Night Funkin’ cravings, from fan-made creations to crossovers with TANKMEN, Pico, Madness, Spooky Month, and more!

Join us for our Week #2548 – DOODOOFARD Edition, where we discuss all the latest news and updates from the Funkin Crew. Did you hear about the Weekend 1 update? It’s fire, just like our server!

But that’s not all – we’ve got Ninjamuffin and PA doing an AMA on /funkg/, Phantom Arcade’s stream summaries, and so much more insanity to keep you entertained.

Download and play the game, check out the modding community, and dive into the world of Friday Night Funkin’ like never before. Our server is the place to be for all things FNF, so what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the funk begin!

CraftyHarem Minecraft Server

Apologize.., Apology, CraftyHarem, defeated, Demons, Digits, Explanation, Frequency, gap, meticulous, millions of years, Minecraft, Omniscience, owed, reinvigorate., safeguarded, secret, Senses, Server, Shadow Realm, slaughter, Wives, woke up

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	441
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Animals Bred:	168	Cozy Campfires Lit:	10
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be for all the action and adventure you could ever want!

Join us and become a part of the secret society of omniscient beings, where we hold the power to control the very fabric of the Minecraft universe. Our digits hold the key to unlocking unimaginable powers and abilities, and only the chosen few are deemed worthy to join our ranks.

Ever wanted to travel to the Shadow Realm and battle demons for millions of years? Well, on our server, that’s just a regular Tuesday afternoon! Our battles are legendary, our adventures are epic, and our sense of humor is unmatched.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the wildest, craziest, and most outrageous Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Just be prepared to have your mind blown and your sense of reality shattered – in the best way possible!

ChunkyCraft

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	2259
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	24	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of skinny Minecraft servers that can’t handle the weight of your epic builds? Look no further, because our server is THICC with three Cs! Our server can handle all the blocks you throw at it, no matter how chunky they are. Join us and experience the joy of building without limits – because who needs skinny when you can have THICC?

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mythical creature who roams the lands in search of players to challenge to build-offs. Rumor has it that if you impress Blocky Bob with your building skills, he will grant you three wishes – but be warned, if you disappoint him, he will cover your entire base in obsidian!

So why wait? Join our server today and embrace the THICCness. Who knows what adventures await you in this blocky world of wonders!

Beer & Blocks

Beer, blocks, cute, doomer, Edgy, landscape, long trail tags, never drink, night time, Owari da, tags, Tomboy

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	323
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	90	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3

Are you tired of drinking beer with cute edgy tomboys in boring old landscapes? Well, do we have the Minecraft server for you! Join us in our night time doomer landscape where the tomboys are even cuter and edgier than ever before. Who needs real life when you can have all the fun and chaos in Minecraft? Join now and say “Owari da” to boring nights forever!

Animal Kingdom Adventures

adult content, Adventures, animal, Animal lover, animal rights, bestiality, Boundaries, consent, controversial, controversial topic, ethical concerns, explicit, FANTASY, fetish, games, Immersive, Interactive, Kingdom, Roleplay, simulation, taboo, virtual reality

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	5523
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	9356	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Elemental Crystals Collected:	28
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Endless Night Skies:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	29
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a wild and wacky adventure? Look no further than our server! We offer the craziest and most outrageous gameplay you’ve ever seen.

Join us for our infamous “Bestiality games” where players compete in challenges involving riding pigs, taming wolves, and even befriending creepers! Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Chicken Jousting Tournament” where players ride chickens into battle against each other. The stakes are high and the feathers are flying!

So why wait? Join our server today for a Minecraft experience you’ll never forget. Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember, anything goes on our server!

CountryCraft: City Slickers Beware!

agriculture, close relationships, Close to nature, Community, country living, Farming, fresh air, hard work, Nature, outdoors, Peaceful, Quaint village, Rural life, self-sufficiency, simple living, slow pace, small town, Tight-Knit Community, traditional values, wildlife

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	7776
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Falling into the Void:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	5	New Chunks Explored:	848222
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7

Are you tired of city slickers trampling all over your crops and mooing at your cows? Do you want a Minecraft server where you can be a true rural hero? Join us and show those city folks what real farming is all about!

On our server, you can ride a pig into battle, milk cows for experience points, and even harvest diamonds from the soil (because who needs boring old caves, am I right?). Our village is protected by a moat full of angry chickens and guarded by powerful scarecrows, so you’ll never have to worry about pesky creepers blowing up your hard work.

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground network of tunnels where you can trade with gnomes for rare items, and if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a hidden portal to a realm where pigs can fly and cows can dance. So why wait? Join us today and embrace the rural life in all its ridiculous glory!

EUROPE SUCKS

Budget, Cooking, Culinary, Europe, expensive, Food, Frustration, Gourmet, health, imported, indulgence, luxury, Mediterranean, olive oil, Outrageous, Overpriced, Prices, Quality, shopping, SUCKS, Taste

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	7290
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	27
Magical Moments Shared:	23	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Soul Contracts Signed:	2

Are you tired of spending all your diamonds on expensive olive oil in Minecraft? Look no further, because on our server, we have an endless supply of olive oil for FREE! That’s right, no more breaking the bank just to cook up some fancy meals in-game. Join us and say goodbye to the olive oil struggle once and for all. Plus, rumor has it that our olive oil is enchanted with special powers that will make your crops grow faster and your animals produce more resources. Don’t miss out on this amazing opportunity, join our server now and start living that olive oil dream!

The Crafty Creepers Co.

#covert operations, agents, Conspiracy, Crafty, CREEPERS, Deception, hidden agenda., It was always our plan, Manipulation, manipulators, mastermind, mind games, Plot, random literature, scheming, secret plan, shuffle shuffle, Something happened, strategy, The grand scheme, twists and turns, wrote about

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	4877
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Glorious Feasts Held:	16
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, something crazy is always going down! Picture this: one day, our team of secret agents decided to shake things up and create chaos in the Minecraft world. And guess what? It worked! Now, you can join in on the madness and be a part of the most epic adventure ever. So what are you waiting for? Join now and see what all the fuss is about! Just remember, it was always our plan… 😉🕵️‍♂️🔥

BrokenSMP

Adventure, alliances, Anarchy, Chaos, Civilization, Cunning, Fortresses, gameplay, landscape, Lawless, Minecraft, PvP, Raiding, Raids, STRONG, Survival, Trickster, ultimate playground, UNFORGIVING, WANDERER, WARLORD

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	6096
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Runes Activated:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Endless Night Skies:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	14	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	11
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2

Welcome to Brokensmp, the ultimate playground of chaos in Minecraft. In this lawless realm, there are no rules, only pure anarchy reigns. Whether you’re a seasoned survivor or a daring newcomer, forge your path amidst the rubble of civilization. Build towering fortresses, orchestrate daring raids, and navigate treacherous alliances. Every block you place and every step you take shapes the ever-evolving landscape of Brokensmp. Will you rise as a feared warlord, a cunning trickster, or a solitary wanderer? The choice is yours in this unforgiving world where only the strongest and most cunning prevail.

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