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Players: | 100/700 | Votes: | 4349 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Reality Warps Survived: | 2 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 6 |
Legendary Items Repaired: | 3 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 11 |
Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 18 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 5913 |
Phantom Horses Ridden: | 2 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 |
Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 | Falling into the Void: | 0 |
Whispering Caves Entered: | 2 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 5 |
Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 3 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 76 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is run by a team of highly trained llamas who will guide you through epic quests and challenges. Rumor has it that if you defeat the Ender Dragon, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond sword that shoots out rainbow lasers!
Don’t miss out on the chance to join the craziest Minecraft server in town. Trust us, you won’t regret it! (Disclaimer: We are not responsible for any loss of sanity or sudden urge to build a giant statue of a potato while playing on our server.)