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Crafty United – Where Creepers and Players Unite in Chaos!

Alliance, Chaos, collaboration, Crafty, CREEPERS, force, formidable, Invincible, Players, power, solidarity, strength, teamwork, together, Unbeatable, Unbreakable, unite, United, united front, united they conquer, united we stand, Unity, Unstoppable

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	2849
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	26
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	13
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	16

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story about this server. Legend has it that once upon a time, a group of players on this server became so powerful that NOBODY could stop them. They built giant castles made entirely out of diamond blocks, rode around on flying pigs, and tamed dragons to guard their loot. But don’t worry, they’re actually super friendly and love to welcome new players into their wacky world. So come join us and see if YOU can become as unstoppable as them! Just be prepared for a wild ride full of epic battles, crazy adventures, and maybe even a few exploding chickens. Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else!

Weeaboneese KidzCraft: Dethroning MTG in Style!

Anime, card game, collectible, Competition, DETHRONE, Dethroning, Entertainment, fanbase, FANTASY, Gaming Community, Japanese culture, kiddyshit, KidzCraft, Manga, market share, MTG, Popular, strategy, Style, TCG, trading card game, trend, Weeaboneese

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	2708
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	19

Are you tired of playing boring old Magic: The Gathering? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server has officially dethroned MTG as the most popular TCG! Why, you ask? Because we have weeaboneese kiddyshit, that’s why! Imagine dueling with your opponents using adorable anime characters and ridiculous power-ups. Plus, our server has a secret underground dojo where you can train with ninja cats and unlock special abilities. So come join us and experience the craziest TCG adventure of your life!

Holy Crap Mine

aryans”, Attack, Beliefs, Bigotry, Bloodlines, Crap, Cultural, discrimination, Diversity, Harmony, hate, HOLY, ignorance, intolerance, prejudice, Pure, racism, Religion, Respect, Torah, violence

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	9535
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	14
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20	Towns Built:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a creeper explosion? Look no further! Join our server for a truly unique experience that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning reality all at the same time.

Our server is like no other, with crazy adventures around every corner. Want to build a castle made entirely of diamond blocks? Go for it! Want to ride a pig off a cliff into a pool of lava? Sure, why not! The possibilities are endless on our server.

But that’s not all – our community is like a big, dysfunctional family. We have players from all walks of life, including Aryans, shitskins, and everything in between. We embrace diversity and celebrate the fact that we’re all just pixels in a virtual world.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even make some lifelong friends or enemies along the way. Just remember to keep your bloodlines pure according to the Holy Torah – it’s a holy matter, after all.

MineLOL – Minecraft Madness & Mayhem!

April Trading Post, dragonflight.blizzard.com, General Resources, heroic raids, level squish, madness, MAYHEM, Minecraft, MineLOL, mists of pandaria, murlok.io, patch 10.2.6, plunderstorm, raider.io, Raids, Remix: Pandaria, S4 Dungeon changes, spring finery, The War Within Trailer, trading post items, World of Warcraft General, wow-petopia.com, wowg, wowhead.com

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	9506
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	190
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Alien Abductions:	0	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Zombie Dances:	7
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for epic battles within the world of Minecraft, where you can experience the thrill of the war within like never before.

Patch 10.2.6 has brought some insane changes to our server, including shiver-me-timbers plunderstorms and remixes of Pandaria that will blow your mind. Get ready to raid like never before and conquer dungeons that will test your skills to the max.

But that’s not all! Our April Trading Post is filled with unique items that will make your Minecraft experience even more exciting. From plunderstorm sections to spring finery, there’s something for everyone to enjoy.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Blocky Bankruptcy: Where You Can Mine Your Way Out of Debt!

BANKRUPTCY, blocky, budgeting, credit card debt, DEBT, debt burden, debt consolidation, debt management, debt relief, debt repayment, drowning in debt, financial assistance, financial crisis, financial hardship, financial stress, financial worries, loans, money problems, money troubles, overwhelmed, Sinking, Struggling

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	6115
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	38
Magical Moments Shared:	30	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9

Are you tired of being buried under a mountain of debt? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and start mining for virtual diamonds to pay off your real-life debts! Our economy is so booming, you’ll be debt-free in no time! Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually built on top of a buried treasure chest filled with gold bars. So not only will you be debt-free, but you’ll also be rolling in riches! Join now and start digging your way to financial freedom!

InuCraft: The Quest for Diamond Shards

Anime, Arc, Buddhist teachings, Demons, Diamond, enlightenment, FANTASY, InuCraft, inuyasha, Japanese culture, Karma, Kikyo, Manga, meditation, Mythology, Quest, Reincarnation, sacred texts, Shards, spiritual awakening, spirituality, Supernatural, tantric law of inversion, Vajrayana Buddhism

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	9121
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers that offer nothing but basic gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is all about the tantric law of inversion! That’s right, we’ve got Kikyo, a Vajrayana Buddhist, running the show and bringing a whole new level of enlightenment to your gaming experience.

Join us as we delve into the mystical world of Vajrayana Buddhism through the power of Minecraft. Build your own temple, meditate with pixelated monks, and unlock secret mantras that will give you superhuman abilities in the game.

Forget about mining for diamonds, on our server, you’ll be mining for spiritual enlightenment! So come on, join us and discover the true meaning of inner peace… and maybe even score some epic loot along the way.

ClownCraft: Chaos Reigns Supreme #56

Backfire, bill maher, bombs, bridge protests, Chaos, clown world, clown world order, ClownCraft, disqualified, gaza, gop, Israel, judge, Lawyer, Merchan, Order, Pedophilia denial, REIGNS, Rumble, Show, SUPREME, timcast, trump, Trump judge Merchan, Ukraine

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	1501
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	3712
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	42

Welcome to Clown World Order #56, where chaos reigns and the absurdity knows no bounds! Join us as we embark on a journey through a Minecraft server like no other, where Trump judges are disqualified for juggling too many clown noses, Bill Maher bombs on his own show because he couldn’t handle the pressure of building a pixelated house, and GOP cucks on Ukraine and Israel by trying to negotiate peace treaties with creepers and skeletons.

But wait, there’s more! Witness the epic fail of Gaza bridge protests as players accidentally build bridges to nowhere and get stuck in an endless loop of falling off the edge. And don’t even get us started on the pedophilia denial on Timcast – turns out the only thing they’re mining for is diamonds!

So why join our server, you ask? Because where else can you ride pigs into battle, build giant statues of meme-worthy politicians, and engage in epic PvP battles with players dressed as clowns? So come on down to Clown World Order #56 and let the madness begin!

Crafty Creepers: The Holy Land Edition

75 years, Alliance, Backlash, blind support, controversy, Crafty, CREEPERS, criticism, destroyed image, dickriding, Diplomacy, dumbfucks, Edition, foreign policy, HOLY, Indian, international relations, Israel, Land, loyalty, nationalism, Politics, Propaganda, reputation

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	9954
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mines Excavated:	1697	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	210
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	8
Enchantments Applied:	193	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	41
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Ores Mined:	4640	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4

Are you tired of all the dickriding of Israel on other servers? Are you sick of 76iq dumbfucks ruining your Minecraft experience? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be for all the Indian bros out there! Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous adventures and insane stories that will make you question everything you thought you knew about Minecraft. So why wait? Join now and let’s show those 76iq dumbfucks how it’s done!

LOLcraft: This Game Will Be Forgotten in a Year Server

amazing set, attention-grabbing, fleeting popularity, Forgotten, forgotten game, forgotten in a year, forgotten quickly, Game, Gaming, gook, hype, jigabongaboos, jiggling, jiggling physics, LolCraft, mc, not memorable, Overrated, Server, short lived, short-lived fame, talked about, video game, year

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	1194
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Runes Activated:	8
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Emeralds Found:	4340

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that everyone forgets about after a year? Well, look no further! Our server may not have the staying power, but we make up for it with our amazing set of jiggling gook jigabongaboos! These things are so mesmerizing, you won’t even remember what game you’re playing. Join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and of course, jiggling gook jigabongaboos! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but who cares when you have jiggling gook jigabongaboos to keep you entertained)!

Midlife Crisis Craft: Where dreams go to die but blocks stay alive

“Youth, 40, Abandoned, ABSENT, aging, alive, blocks, Craft, Crisis, depleted, Despair, deteriorating, Die, Disappointment, dreams, emptiness, ENERGY, evaporated, Friends, health, hopes, Lost, Midlife, motivation, savings, stay, Wasted

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	5533
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	93	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	7
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	4089	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11

Are you tired of feeling like you’ve wasted away your life with nothing to show for it? Well, have we got the Minecraft server for you! Join us and leave all your troubles behind as you embark on a wild and wacky adventure filled with endless possibilities.

Forget about your deteriorating health and lost youth, because on our server, you’ll feel rejuvenated and alive like never before. Say goodbye to your abandoned friends and depleted energy, because here, you’ll make new friends and have more energy than you know what to do with.

Don’t worry about your evaporated savings, because on our server, the only currency you need is pure fun and excitement. So come join us and let the emptiness in your life be filled with laughter, creativity, and endless Minecraft shenanigans. Trust us, you won’t regret it!