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Players: | 92/400 | Votes: | 5851 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Arcane Towers Raised: | 1 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 8 |
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 3 |
Mines Excavated: | 2141 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 |
Phantom Ships Sailed: | 5 | Underground Cities Explored: | 1 |
Living Statues Befriended: | 1 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 1 |
Spectral Entities Defeated: | 3 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 |
Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 | Endless Night Skies: | 2 |
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually a portal to another dimension where unicorns roam free and diamonds fall from the sky like rain. Don’t believe us? Just ask Steve, who swears he saw a creeper breakdance with a skeleton last Tuesday.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and start living your best virtual life. Who knows, you might even find love with a pixelated pig named Porkchop. Stranger things have happened in the world of Minecraft!