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Players: | 101/300 | Votes: | 952 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 169 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 2 |
Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 8 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 3 |
Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 29 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 4 |
Backwards Speech Heard: | 5 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 |
Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 2 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 9 |
Eternal Flames Captured: | 7 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 0 |
Players Killed by Monsters: | 1640 | Secret Passages Found: | 4 |
Picture this: you log on and immediately get attacked by a gang of chickens armed with diamond swords. But don’t worry, because our resident superhero, Captain Bitchtits, swoops in to save the day with his trusty pet llama, Mr. Fuzzybottoms.
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Taco Tuesday, where every block you mine turns into a delicious taco. And on Wednesdays, we have a dance party with the Endermen – those guys really know how to bust a move!
So what are you waiting for? Join us on this insane Minecraft SMP and let the madness begin! Just remember, if you see a cow wearing a top hat, be sure to give it a high-five – it’s good luck!