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Lose My Mental Abilities Minecraft SMP

Abilities, act innocently, Caretaker, childlike innocence, childlike wonder, coping mechanisms, Hope, Innocence, learning to read, LOSE, lose mental abilities, Mental, Mental Development, mental health, Minecraft, new level of autism, overwhelming urge, regression, self-care, smp, Support, take care of me, Therapy, Vulnerability, without worries

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	2831
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Demon Skulls Collected:	48

Are you tired of adulting and just want to escape to a world where responsibilities don’t exist? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, wacky shenanigans, and a community of players who are just as unhinged as you are.

Imagine building a giant toilet house, riding pigs into battle, or starting a cult dedicated to worshipping the almighty chicken. Anything is possible in our realm of madness. So leave your worries at the door and come join us for a truly mind-boggling experience.

Who needs sanity when you can have endless fun and chaos in our Minecraft SMP? Join now and let your inner child run wild!

Blocky Banter Minecraft Server

activism, anti-Semitic, banter, blocky, Conflict, CTV News, demonstration, discrimination, freedom of speech, HUMAN RIGHTS, international relations, Israel, Jews, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, occupation, Ottawa, palestine, Parliament Building, Political, Pro-palestinian, protest, religious tensions, Server, social justice

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	1863
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Emeralds Found:	990	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than a protest at Parliament? Look no further! Our server is so wild, even Jewish and pro-Palestinian protesters have put down their signs to join in on the fun!

Join us for a chance to build your dream world while dodging picket signs and navigating through a sea of conflicting opinions. Will you choose to build a peaceful village or start a riot with your fellow players? The choice is yours on our one-of-a-kind server!

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to experience the thrill of a virtual protest while crafting your very own pixelated masterpiece. Join now and let the madness begin!

Crafty Girlfriend SMP

alternative sex practices, anal sex, BDSM, Crafty, dominant girlfriend, dominant woman, Girlfriend, kink, pegging, pegging fantasy, pegging fetish, pegging play, power dynamics, role reversal, sexual experimentation, sexual fantasy, smp, strap-on play, Strapon, submissive boyfriend, submissive man, taboo

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	3099
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	740	Astral Projections Made:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the stakes are high and the gameplay is even higher! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of never having a girlfriend again because every time you have sex, she’ll strap on a dildo and go to town on your booty. But hey, who needs a girlfriend when you have a whole server of players to keep you company, right? So come on in and let’s see who can survive the wildest Minecraft experience yet!

BlockBlast – Minecraft Server

AAM’s, AGM’s, air battles, Almirante Grau, BlockBlast, Content creator decal, custom skins, devblog, discount datasheet, event calendar, fan created content, Game Mechanics, generations, ground battles, Guided weapons statistics, guides, localizations, MEC, Minecraft, official site, radars, Runes, Sale calendar, Server, SOUNDS, Tanks, tech trees, thermals, thread theme, War Thunder General, weapon sights, weapon systems, Wiki, wtg

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	7926
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	9510	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Dimension Hops:	7	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13
Emeralds Found:	6231	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	31
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Endless Night Skies:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	24	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Ores Mined:	3341

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you will ever experience – Almirante Grau Edition! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our custom skins are so lit, they make your character look like a diamond-encrusted unicorn riding a rainbow into battle. 2. Our weapon sights are so advanced, they can shoot arrows around corners and hit creepers from a mile away. 3. Our sounds are so immersive, you’ll swear you can hear the chickens clucking and the zombies groaning right behind you. 4. Our localizations are so on point, you’ll be speaking in Minecraftese fluently in no time.

But wait, there’s more! Our tech trees are like a maze of awesomeness, our weapon systems are like something out of a sci-fi movie, and our game mechanics will blow your mind. Plus, we have guides on Air and Ground battles that will turn you into a Minecraft warrior legend.

So what are you waiting for? Join Almirante Grau Edition today and prepare for the most epic Minecraft adventure of your life. And remember, if someone tries to send you runes, just use the Yandex OCR translator – it’s a lifesaver. See you in the game, fellow Minecrafters!

PAN NATIONALISM Minecraft SMP

collaboration, cooperation, cultural identity, Diplomacy, Global influence, Government, historical context, international relations, leadership, military power, Minecraft, national pride, nationalism, nationalistic movements, Pan, Pan nationalism, patriotism, political strategy, regional alliances, smp, Social Cohesion, SOVEREIGNTY, Unity

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	8619
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	136	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	23	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3

What does it take for this Minecraft SMP to thrive? Well, we’ve got brilliant leaders who can navigate the treacherous waters of creeper explosions and zombie invasions with ease. And don’t even get me started on our military might – we’ve got an army of diamond-clad warriors ready to defend our land at a moment’s notice.

But that’s not all! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to participate in epic battles against giant mutant chickens, embark on quests to find the legendary golden potato, and even attend a fancy ball hosted by none other than Herobrine himself (spoiler alert: he’s a terrible dancer).

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and experience a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).

Penguin Commentary Minecraft Server

#youtube, Clones, comedy, commentary, commentary channels, content creators, Entertainment, Gaming, humor, influencers, internet culture, Minecraft, online personalities, Parody, Penguin, penguinz0, reaction videos, satire, Server, social media, trends, video games, Youtubers

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	6362
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Love Letters Sent:	12
Buildings Constructed:	10	Astral Projections Made:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	12
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Haunted Mines Explored:	3

Are you tired of boring YouTubers just copying each other’s commentary style? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a special potion that turns all players into penguinz0 clones! Imagine the chaos and hilarity that will ensue as everyone tries to out-commentary each other in the most absurd ways possible.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground penguin fighting ring where players can battle it out in epic penguin battles for the chance to win rare in-game items and bragging rights. Will you be the ultimate penguin warrior?

So come join us on this wacky and wild Minecraft server where anything is possible and penguins reign supreme. Who knows, you might just become the next viral sensation with your insane commentary skills and penguin fighting prowess.

Insisted Over The Past Few Months That They Minecraft SMP

awkwardness, Communication, Conflict, confrontations, Deception, denial, don’t hate, emotions, feel dumb, insisted, man, Minecraft, misunderstandings, Months, past few months, people, realization, regret, relationships, right now, smp, Tension, truth revealed

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	5441
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Potions Brewed:	51
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	2

Hey there, do you want to join the most chaotic Minecraft SMP ever? Well, buckle up because this server is filled with drama that makes Keeping Up with the Kardashians look like a children’s tea party.

We’ve got players who swear they don’t hate each other, but then turn around and blow up each other’s bases just for fun. It’s like a real-life soap opera, but with pixelated blocks and creepers.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of never knowing who’s going to betray you next or who’s going to steal your diamonds while you’re AFK. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions that will leave you questioning your sanity.

So come on, join our Minecraft SMP and witness the madness for yourself. Just be prepared to have your mind blown and your friendships tested like never before. It’s a wild ride that you won’t want to miss!

🎄MINEBLAZE🎄 Minecraft server

1000 lvl, banner, Cheats, Community, Creative, description, Donations, Dupe, Economy, Factions, Fly, Gaming, GIF, Grief, Large Online, Lazy, MineBlaze, Minecraft, Minigames, multiplayer, ONLINE, OWNER, personal account, Pirate, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, Server, Survival, Weddings

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	3675
Rating:	4.9 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	698654	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	40	Epic Battles Fought:	14
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Farms Harvested:	481
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18

The owner of the “MINEBLAZE” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

cherryminecraftz.mc-mods.xyz

Blocky Adventures Minecraft Server

Action-Adventure, Adventures, Anime, Anime Series, beloved character, blocky, Character development, emotional flashback, fan favorite, flashback, flashback episode, flashback scene, long-awaited return, Manga, manga series, Minecraft, Nico Robin, one piece, pirate crew, return of Robin, robin, Server, Straw Hat Pirates, strong female character

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	4922
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21	Epic Quests Completed:	24
Mythical Swords Crafted:	26	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because Flashback Robin is BACK (in a flashback)! Join us on this wild ride through time where you can battle dinosaurs with laser swords, ride unicorns into battle, and even challenge Abraham Lincoln to a dance-off!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic that even the creepers have been known to break out into spontaneous musical numbers. And don’t even get us started on the secret underground disco club where you can party with the Ender Dragon.

So why wait? Join us on Flashback Robin is BACK (in a flashback) and experience Minecraft like never before. Who knows, you might even uncover the lost city of Atlantis or discover a portal to a parallel universe where pigs can fly. The possibilities are endless on our totally legit and not at all made up Minecraft server.

Surely Minecraft SMP if You Are a Real Gamer, You Did Play Hideo Kojima Magnus

#gamer, Death Stranding, game design, game development, Gaming, Gaming Community, gaming culture, gaming experience, gaming history, gaming industry, Gaming Legends, gaming masterpieces, gaming nostalgia, Hideo, hideo kojima, Kojima, kojima productions, magnus, Magnus Opus, metal gear solid, Minecraft, Play, real, real gamer, smp, surely, video games

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	9055
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Mines Excavated:	2271
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11
Magic Items Found:	7932	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Imagine a world where every block is made of pure Kojima magic, where every creeper wears a tiny Metal Gear Solid bandana, and where the Ender Dragon is actually just a giant Death Stranding baby.

Join our server for the ultimate gaming experience, where you can build your own PT hallway, fight off zombie soldiers with your trusty cardboard box, and maybe even stumble upon a hidden Easter egg that leads you straight to Kojima himself.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin! Who knows, you might even find yourself in a one-on-one boss battle with Kojima himself, armed only with a pickaxe and your wits. It’s a wild ride, but hey, isn’t that what gaming is all about?