Janitor’s Closet SMP: Where mops are weapons and sweeping is a skill! Join our clean adventures now!

Adventures, Brewery, Build Theme, clean, CLOSET, combatlog, Community, culture, Deadchest, Discord, Dynmap, Events, Fun, Janitors, Join, Lore, Mops, nation, Plugins, Roleplay, Semi Vanilla, Sethome, SimpleVC, skill, smp, Sweeping, weapons, Whitelist, Worldbuilding

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	7995
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Enchantments Applied:	151
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Villages Defended:	16
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	26	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	34	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3

The Best Worldbuilding and RP Server!

We are a worldbuilding/roleplay based SMP! We want to give players a fun atmosphere where you can make your own culture, nation, story, and impact!

We don’t necessarily follow a build theme, places can be of whatever era, genre, or style in their builds! We like it that way to be unique, as well as encouraging all sorts of story-building and roleplay!

While we think it’s awesome that people can make their own religions and cultures and stuff, don’t forget that there’s always someone you can join!

Lastly, we like to hold fun events! These events vary from being lore-related to ingame fun, and you can also host these events once you have an idea and all!

Discord Info:

Joining our Discord is required, everyone who joins does have to fill out a quick app after reading the rules, this is so that we filter out any bad folks and goons.

Joining the discord is also just nice, we have a nice community where people organize their lore and events, and it’s where all info and people are located!

Our Plugins:

Plugin
Dynmap
SimpleVC
SetHome
Deadchest
CombatLog
Brewery
And others!

FAQ:

Question	Answer
Is joining the Discord mandatory?	Yes, joining the Discord is required for all members.
Are there any specific build themes?	No, there are no specific build themes, players can build in any era, genre, or style.
Can I create my own nation?	Yes, players are encouraged to create their own culture, nation, and story.
What kind of events are hosted?	Events vary from lore-related to in-game fun, and players can also host their own events.

DisgustCraft Minecraft Server

Child Grooming, chronic depression, dependent, deserve, Die, DisgustCraft, Disgusting, fantasies, hate, idea.., kidnap, Like.., mind breaks, Minecraft, no meaning, obsessive stalker, please others, rape, Server, suffer

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	4377
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	19
Magic Wands Crafted:	19	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18
Epic Quests Completed:	24	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget about all your troubles? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of adventure and fun that will distract you from those dark thoughts.

On our server, you can build your dream world and escape from the harsh realities of life. You can team up with other players to defeat dragons, explore hidden caves, and even ride unicorns (yes, unicorns exist in our Minecraft world)!

Forget about your depressing fantasies and immerse yourself in a world where anything is possible. Join our server today and let the healing power of Minecraft wash away all your worries. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Minecraft SMP: GracelessGamerJordaynne

GracelessGamerJordaynne, injured Megan Bayne, Jordaynne Grace, Jordaynne Grace controversy, Megan Bayne incident, Minecraft, professional wrestling, smp, terrible wrestler, wrestling accidents, wrestling controversy, wrestling drama, wrestling feuds, wrestling fights, wrestling gossip, wrestling incidents, wrestling injuries, wrestling match gone wrong, wrestling mishandling, wrestling mishaps, wrestling news, wrestling rivalries, wrestling safety concerns

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	3540
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Endless Night Skies:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	14	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic builds, crazy adventures, and maybe even a little bit of drama.

Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story about Jordaynne Grace and Megan Bayne. These two players were once best friends, building beautiful structures together and exploring the vast world of Minecraft. But one day, Jordaynne accidentally set off a TNT trap that almost injured poor Megan! It was a hilarious disaster that had us all laughing for days.

So if you want to be a part of a server where anything can happen, where friendships are tested and alliances are formed, then come join us! Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember to always watch your back. Who knows what crazy shenanigans will happen next on our Minecraft SMP!

WeddingGate Minecraft Server

almost sister in law, declining an invite, family dynamics, Family Events, guest list restrictions, marriage status, Minecraft, not invited, partner’s cousins wedding, Relationship Status, Save the Date, Server, size restrictions, step in guest, unmarried partners, Upset, wedding etiquette, Wedding guest, wedding invitation, wedding planning, wedding traditions, WeddingGate

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	3177
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Void Armor Forged:	22
Epic Quests Completed:	28	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Love Letters Sent:	16	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Mines Excavated:	3889	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0

Are you tired of being excluded from weddings just because you haven’t tied the knot? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We welcome all players, whether you’re single, married, or in a complicated relationship with a creeper.

Join us for a wedding-themed event where you can crash as many virtual weddings as you want, no RSVP required! Build your own wedding venue and invite all your friends, even if they’re just pixels on a screen.

Don’t let real-life drama ruin your fun, come join our server where everyone is invited, no matter their relationship status. Who needs a save the date when you have a blocky world full of endless possibilities? See you at the altar… or the crafting table!

BurntBaeCuisineCraft

anniversary dinner, Apology, burned food, burnt chicken, BurntBaeCuisineCraft, communication breakdown, cooking experience, cooking mishap, cooking skills, culinary disappointment, culinary judgment, emotional response, food criticism, food critique, food preparation, hurt feelings, kitchen disaster, overcooked chicken, relationship argument, relationship conflict, taste buds

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	9774
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	24
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	9598
Endless Legions Commanded:	18	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s hotter than my girlfriend’s overcooked chicken? Look no further! Our server is so lit, it makes burnt chicken look like a gourmet meal. Join us for a wild ride filled with drama, tears, and apologies just like in the story above. Who needs a girlfriend when you have a Minecraft server this entertaining? Come join us and see if you’re the asshole or the hero in our crazy virtual world!

BlockBusterFails

bad acting, BlockBusterFails, Cliches, excessive CGI, films, gratuitous violence, lack of creativity, lack of diversity, lack of originality, lack of representation, lazy storytelling, movie industry, overused tropes, poor character development, poor writing, predictable endings, reliance on stereotypes, uninspired filmmaking, unnecessary sequels, unrealistic plotlines

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	8634
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Gods Slained:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	14	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3

Are you tired of boring old movies that follow the same tired formulas? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, dancing creepers, and a secret underground society of talking pigs.

Our server is like a movie set on steroids, where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination. Say goodbye to predictable plot twists and hello to giant flying squids that shoot lasers out of their eyes.

So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a llama into battle against an army of zombie chickens while wearing a suit made entirely of diamonds? Trust us, you won’t find this kind of entertainment in any Hollywood blockbuster. So grab your pickaxe and come join the fun – just don’t forget to watch out for the exploding sheep!

WiggleWagCraft

body image, Insecurity, male anatomy, male sexuality, Masculinity, measuring penis, penis appearance, penis confidence, penis function, penis girth, penis health, penis insecurity, penis length, penis measurement, penis satisfaction, penis shape, penis size, self esteem, self-confidence, small penis, WiggleWagCraft

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	2898
Rating:	4.2 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	13	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	22
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Villages Defended:	11

join our epic minecraft server where the only way to measure your manhood is by the wiggle of your pixelated peepee! no more insecurities, just pure blocky fun and ridiculousness.

we have a secret underground club where all the chickens wear sunglasses and dance to disco music. if you can find it, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond chicken nugget that gives you super jumping powers.

our admin is a talking cow who only speaks in puns and dad jokes. if you can make him laugh, he’ll give you a magical cowbell that summons a herd of flying cows to carry you around the server.

we also have a haunted mansion where the ghosts are actually just really bad at hide and seek. if you can find them all, they’ll teach you how to turn invisible and prank your friends.

so come join us on our wacky minecraft server and unleash your inner weirdo! just remember, the bigger the wiggle, the bigger the wag!

Stormy Lagoon: Where even the squids are mature enough to use the player-driven economy!

Abilities, Adventures, Auctionhouse, Claiming, creativity, crossplay, Discord, Economy, Enchantments, Features, Homes, hopper filters, Journey, lagoon, Leaderboards, marketplace, Mature, Playerdriven, QoL features, Skills, smp, Squids, Stormy, Support, Survival, Warps

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	492
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5

Welcome to Stormy Lagoon

Discover the ultimate survival experience at Stormy Lagoon! Running on Minecraft versions 1.21.1 and established on January 4th, 2020, our server offers a unique twist on gameplay. Join our tight-knit community of friendly, mature players where everyone knows each other. Enjoy our player-run and managed marketplace, fostering a dynamic economy. Experience the joy of leveling up with our custom-coded Stormy Tools, unlocking higher-than-vanilla and unique enchantments. Engage with mcMMO, featuring skills like mining, woodcutting, fishing, archery, and taming, each with passive abilities and friendly competitive leaderboards. Take advantage of QOL features like warps, tpa, homes, and claiming to protect your builds, and even hopper filters! With an entirely non-P2W setup, everything is obtainable in-game through /voting and playing. Dive into the endless adventures and unique features that Stormy Lagoon has to offer. Join us today and set sail on your survival journey!

Server Details:

Version
Server IP	play.stormylagoon.com
Bedrock Port	25566 (No port needed for Java)
Discord	https://discord.gg/X9Ugfhm
Discord Username	Duvahl
Tiktok	https://www.tiktok.com/@joinmyminecraftserver7

What Sets Us Apart?

Organized Discord Channels: Find guidance on all server features.
Quality of Life Commands: Access /spawn, /tpa, /home, and more.
Fair Rules: Ensuring a worry and lag-free experience for everyone.
Mature & Supportive Staff: Ready to assist whenever needed.
No Pay-to-Win: Obtain all Ranks & Pearlshop Perks through voting and gameplay
Crossplay Compatibility: Java and Bedrock players unite!
Canvas Creativity: Express yourself with /artmap.
Thriving Economy: Sell goods at the player-run marketplace and on /auctionhouse.
Competitive mcMMO: Test your skills and unlock perks.
Consensual PvP. We’re a friendly SMP! PvP is disabled by default, but optional.
Advanced Land Claiming: Take control of your builds and who has access!
Custom Tags & Join Messages: Hundreds to choose from!
Inclusive Community: All are welcome with open arms.

Explore the countless features Stormy Lagoon has to offer and embark on an unforgettable adventure today!

CoolCountryCraft – Minecraft Server

chill vibes, cool countries, cool people, CoolCountryCraft, country stereotypes, cultural attitudes, Cultural differences, cultural perceptions, fun hangouts, global comparisons, international comparisons, lame countries, Minecraft, national characteristics, national coolness, national identities, Server, social behavior, social dynamics, social interactions, social norms, social perceptions, societal attitudes

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	8999
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Towns Built:	8
Meteorites Collected:	3	Astral Projections Made:	0
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	26	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25

Are you tired of playing on servers full of lame players from boring countries? Look no further, because our server is exclusively for cool kids from the coolest countries! We’ve got players from Antarctica, where they build igloos out of diamonds and ride polar bears to battle creepers. And don’t even get us started on the players from Atlantis, who can breathe underwater and mine for emeralds in the depths of the ocean. So if you want to hang out with the coolest people from the coolest countries, join our server now!

Minecraft SMP: /nfl/ Friday Night Frenzy

bears, Belichick, broncos, Burrow, Cards, Coach, Conduct, DB Coleman, fins, Frenzy, FRIDAY, Friday Night edition, HC, hof, LB Taylor, LT Jackson, Minecraft, NFL, night, pass rush, payton, preseason finale, QBs, rams, Seahawks, smp, suspended, TE coach, WAIT, WR Jones

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	2148
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Magic Wands Crafted:	13
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Magic Crystals Found:	21
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Chimeras Created:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or drama? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be!

Join us and you might just run into Belichick building a football stadium in 2026, or see Cards WR Jones getting suspended for trying to tame a wild Ender Dragon. Rams LT Jackson might be banned for two games for griefing, but hey, that’s just part of the fun!

And if you’re lucky, you might catch Payton trying to keep three QBs on his team, or witness Bears trading for Seahawks LB Taylor to boost their pass rush. Plus, Bears DB Coleman might make a miraculous recovery from a creeper explosion and head home from the hospital.

But the real kicker? Fins TE coach is rumored to take over as the head admin in the second half of the season! So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky, wild, and totally unpredictable Minecraft SMP today!

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