ДЕВУШКОЙ.. Minecraft Servers

ДЕВУШКОЙ.. Minecraft Servers

  • DadCraft Server: Bro’s Trip Cancelled for Baby Duty

    DadCraft Server: Bro’s Trip Cancelled for Baby Duty
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    Players: 104/400 Votes: 8808
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Unicorn Sightings: 0 Legendary Items Repaired: 4
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 10 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 1 Magic Crystals Found: 19
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 0 Celestial Beings Befriended: 3
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 3 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 21
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 9 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 10
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 9 Chimeras Created: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server where we understand the struggles of parenthood…kind of.

    Join us and escape the real world drama like this one mom who thinks her husband should cancel his bro trip to help with their newborn.

    On our server, you can leave your responsibilities behind and focus on building the most epic castle or exploring the craziest caves. No judgment here if you need a break from changing diapers or dealing with relationship drama.

    Plus, we have a special quest where you have to navigate through a mountain cabin filled with baby zombies and fishing challenges. Who needs a bro trip when you can have a virtual adventure like this?

    So come join us and leave the real world drama behind. Just make sure to prioritize your Minecraft duties over your real-life ones…or not, we won’t judge!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • HusbandInterruptedAITAH

    HusbandInterruptedAITAH
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    Players: 92/300 Votes: 6558
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Void Armor Forged: 24 Fairy Circles Danced In: 5
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2 Epic Mounts Acquired: 5
    Star Shards Collected: 178 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 3 Whispering Caves Entered: 2
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 2 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 2
    Dark Rituals Completed: 9 New Chunks Explored: 969449
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 60 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where distractions are not allowed! If you’re tired of missing important tips because someone won’t stop talking to you during a standoff, then this is the server for you. Our players are focused and ready to conquer any challenge without interruptions from pesky husbands.

    Join us and never worry about missing crucial information again, because on our server, we make sure you have all the tips you need to succeed. Plus, if you ever feel like quitting because of a missed tutorial, just know that starting over is not an option here – we believe in pushing through and conquering every obstacle in your path.

    So come on over to our server and show everyone that you can handle any distraction thrown your way. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a new sense of focus and determination in the process. Don’t be the asshole who quits, be the hero who perseveres and comes out on top!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CraftyChicksLoveBlocks

    CraftyChicksLoveBlocks
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    Players: 100/100 Votes: 3164
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 4
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 44 Orbs of Power Found: 8
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 13 Reality Warps Survived: 2
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 18 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 4
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 6 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 3
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 6 Portal Loops Escaped: 0
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 7 Potions Brewed: 22

    New Minecraft Servers

    Hey gamers, are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate place to be! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    1. Our server has a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear – but shh, it’s a secret!

    2. We have a pet creeper named Bob who loves giving out hugs (explosive hugs, that is) to all our players.

    3. Our server is haunted by the ghost of a zombie pigman who will guide you to hidden treasure chests filled with rare loot.

    4. We host weekly build battles where the winner gets their very own pet dragon to ride around the server on.

    5. Our admin team consists of actual wizards who can grant wishes to players – just be careful what you wish for!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most epic Minecraft adventure of your life!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • The Atlas Project Bedrock Server: Where we mine and craft and barely get any sleep!

    The Atlas Project Bedrock Server: Where we mine and craft and barely get any sleep!
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    Players: 107/100 Votes: 4000
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 1 Immortal Potions Brewed: 10
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Endless Mazes Solved: 1
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 10 Glorious Feasts Held: 13
    Living Shadows Defeated: 5 Rune Stones Activated: 11
    Infernal Machines Built: 0 Votes: 9276
    Wilderness Tamed: 17 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 31
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 23 Chaos Gates Opened: 0

    New Minecraft Servers

    Minecraft Bedrock 18+ Server

    A Minecraft Bedrock 18+ Server looking for players! We use Addons such as Better on Bedrock, Mini Blocks, More Enchantments, More Shields, More Elytras as well as texture packs to add a better look to the world! Decisions are made based on what players want! Join Today! Discord Link

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    How do I join the server? You can join the server by using the server IP address provided or through the Discord link.
    What are the server rules? Respect other players, no griefing, and follow the instructions of the server admins.
    Are there any banned items or blocks? Yes, a list of banned items and blocks will be provided on the Discord server.
    Can I invite friends to the server? Yes, you are encouraged to invite friends to join the server as long as they meet the age requirement of 18+.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • QuakeCraft Minecraft Server

    QuakeCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 90/400 Votes: 5757
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Dragonkin Hatched: 5 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 4
    Void Gems Collected: 12 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 21
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 15 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 1
    Arcane Towers Raised: 4 Meteorite Armor Created: 14
    Epic Weapons Forged: 2 Mythical Relics Collected: 18
    Royal Courts Attended: 0 Magical Frogs Kissed: 4
    Dragons Tamed: 5 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just build stuff and mine for resources? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

    Join us for epic battles against giant mutant creepers, where the only way to defeat them is by doing the chicken dance!

    Explore our enchanted forest filled with magical unicorns that poop out diamonds (yes, you read that right)!

    But wait, there’s more! Dive into our underwater city where you can ride dolphins and have dance parties with mermaids!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stay away).

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • ConnorCraft SMP: The OG MacGregor

    ConnorCraft SMP: The OG MacGregor
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    Players: 99/1000 Votes: 1042
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 10 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 1
    Emeralds Found: 2969 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 14
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 7
    Volcanoes Explored: 3 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 5
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2 Celestial Beings Befriended: 3
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 3 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 11
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 1 Buildings Constructed: 25

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the wildest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us and become the next Connor MacNIGGER (yes, that’s a thing here)! We don’t just build houses and mine for diamonds, we have epic battles with giant mutant chickens and ride unicorns into battle against evil villagers.

    Join us if you want to be part of a community where the only rule is to have fun and embrace your inner Connor MacNIGGER. Who knows, you might even discover the secret underground lair where all the legendary diamond pickaxes are hidden, guarded by a pack of friendly creepers.

    So what are you waiting for? Come join us and unleash your inner Connor MacNIGGER on this insane Minecraft adventure!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • BlockyLawFamDrama

    BlockyLawFamDrama
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    Players: 90/500 Votes: 4640
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Living Statues Befriended: 0 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 6
    Legendary Titles Earned: 2 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 5 Elemental Crystals Collected: 28
    Epic Shields Constructed: 18 Unicorn Sightings: 0
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 4 Dragon Eggs Found: 3041
    Cursed Swords Broken: 3 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 5 Legendary Heroes Trained: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of dealing with family drama and financial struggles? Do you want to escape to a world where you can build your own empire and not have to worry about your drug-addict brother mooching off your wealthy parents? Then join our Minecraft server, where you can graduate from law school without any family drama!

    On our server, you can build your dream law firm, take on cases against creepers and zombies, and show your family that you are a successful lawyer in the virtual world. Plus, you won’t have to deal with any step-parent clashes or stressful holiday events – just pure Minecraft fun!

    So come join us and leave all your family drama behind. Who needs $50 for groceries when you can mine for diamonds and build your own empire? Let’s graduate from law school together in style – no assholes allowed!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • UkrainianF16DecoyCraft

    UkrainianF16DecoyCraft
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    Players: 96/300 Votes: 4356
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Found: 900 Secret Libraries Discovered: 5
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 3 Epic Shields Constructed: 22
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 11 Whispering Shadows Heard: 3
    Evil Lairs Raided: 8 Gods Slained: 1
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3
    Mines Excavated: 1179 Players Killed by Monsters: 6082
    Endless Night Skies: 4 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, so like, have you ever seen a Minecraft server with an inflatable Ukrainian F-16 decoy?! Yeah, neither have we, but on this server, it’s a thing! Picture this: you’re just mining some diamonds and out of nowhere, BAM! A giant inflatable plane pops up next to you. It’s like a party every time you log on.

    But wait, there’s more! This server is so lit that the mobs have their own dance parties. Creepers doing the cha-cha, skeletons breakdancing – it’s a sight to see. And don’t even get us started on the villagers. They’re out here trading emeralds for disco balls, living their best lives.

    Oh, and did we mention the secret underground club? Yeah, that’s right. You gotta find the hidden entrance, but once you do, it’s non-stop raves with DJ Enderman spinning the sickest beats.

    So what are you waiting for? Join this wild and wacky server for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember to watch out for that inflatable plane – it’s a real game-changer.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • ShroomyCraft: Not Plant Based!

    ShroomyCraft: Not Plant Based!
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    Players: 93/400 Votes: 6195
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Meteorite Armor Created: 19 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 1
    Portal Loops Escaped: 0 Royal Courts Attended: 3
    Dragon Eggs Found: 4001 Vanishing Items Found: 3
    Evil Twin Fights: 1 Blood Moons Survived: 2
    Towns Built: 4 Dark Rituals Completed: 8
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 2 Haunted Chests Opened: 7

    New Minecraft Servers

    LOL JOIN OUR SERVER CUZ WE GOT MUSHROOMS THAT WILL MAKE U TRIP BALLS AND SEE CREEPERS DANCING THE MACARENA. OUR MUSHROOMS ARE SO GOOD, THEY’LL TURN U INTO A FUNGUS SUPERHERO WITH THE ABILITY TO GROW GIANT MUSHROOMS WITH A SINGLE FART.

    ALSO, OUR SERVER HAS A SECRET UNDERGROUND MUSHROOM KINGDOM WHERE U CAN PARTY WITH THE FUNGI FOLK AND LEARN THEIR ANCIENT MUSHROOM MAGIC. U CAN EVEN RIDE A GIANT MUSHROOM INTO BATTLE AGAINST THE EVIL CARROT ARMY.

    SO COME JOIN US AND EMBRACE THE MUSHROOM MADNESS. WHO NEEDS PLANTS WHEN U CAN HAVE FUNGI FANTASY? LET’S GET WEIRD AND MUSHROOMY TOGETHER!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CocaineCraft: RosemaryRave

    CocaineCraft: RosemaryRave
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    Players: 98/600 Votes: 5559
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Mineshafts Explored: 4 Royal Decrees Issued: 4
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 6 Ancient Ruins Explored: 3
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 5 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 9
    Potions Brewed: 158 Ghost Trains Ridden: 0
    Dark Rituals Completed: 5 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 4
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 5 Astral Staffs Crafted: 12
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1 Invisible Pathways Walked: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    LOL come join our epic minecraft server where we have CARROT ACID (rosemary extract) that will make you forget about all the COCAINE you used to do! It will reduce your cravings, make you less sensitive to drugs, and even help you stop self-administering that sweet, sweet white powder. Trust us, your brain will thank you for it! Plus, we have unicorns that poop rainbows and flying pigs that drop diamonds. What more could you ask for?! Join now and let the carnosic acid take you on a wild ride of sobriety and silliness!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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