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”’IT’S UP!”’ Minecraft SMP

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	3461
Rating:	4.2 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	49968	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Meteorites Collected:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	27
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Emeralds Found:	7887

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s crazier than Vince McMahon’s backstage drama? Look no further! Our server is so wild, even Paul Heyman would be speechless. Join us for epic battles, insane builds, and more drama than a WWE pay-per-view. Who needs Netflix when you can experience the thrill of our server firsthand? Don’t miss out on the action – join now and see if you have what it takes to survive in our chaotic world. Remember, in our server, anything can happen – even a Vince/Shane knife stabbing story!

Mom’s KitchenCraft

adulting, age and skills, communication problems, cooking lessons, cooking skills, culinary education, defending spouse, EMBARRASSMENT, family dinner, family dynamics, generational differences, kitchen etiquette, kitchen mishaps, kitchen responsibilities, KitchenCraft, marital conflicts, marriage issues, moms, Pathetic, teaching cooking, traditional gender roles, wife can’t cook

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	1208
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	186	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	29	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	25	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where cutting fruit is a crucial skill for survival! Join us and learn how to properly hold a knife while slicing through pixelated watermelons and apples.

We pride ourselves on teaching valuable life skills, like cooking and defending your spouse’s inability to cook. Our community is full of supportive players who will guide you through the art of culinary mastery, even if it means embarrassing you in front of your mother-in-law.

So come on down to our server and show off your knife skills while defending your honor against fruit-cutting critiques. Who knew Minecraft could be so deliciously dramatic?

BlockBusterMinecraftSMP

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	3269
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Animals Bred:	114	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	8	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Buildings Constructed:	47	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to have a good time or else we’ll send a pack of angry llamas after you! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building a giant roller coaster that launches players into the stratosphere, or if you’re brave enough to face off against the legendary Ender Chicken boss that shoots explosive eggs at you. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs. So come on, join us and make some memories that will have you saying “I’m the king of the world, you piece of shit!”

BlocktopiaCraft: Mind-Blowing Fun!

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	6156
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Meteorites Collected:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	15	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	38
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2

Did you know that our Minecraft server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent llamas who have mastered the art of pixelated building? That’s right, these llamas have built entire cities out of blocks and even have their own llama-themed currency called “Llamacoin”! Join our server and witness the epic llama takeover of the Minecraft world – it’s a fact that will blow your mind and leave you laughing all the way to the llama bank!

HackCraft: US Domains Seized

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	1006
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Dimension Hops:	11
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	47
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21	Treasure Maps Found:	4
Emeralds Found:	5749	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	13

so, like, u know how the US is always tryna be all up in everyone’s business? well, they just went and seized some internet domains that they think were used by russian hackers. like, can u even imagine? but don’t worry, we got a minecraft server that’s totally hacker-free. like, no russians allowed, bro. come join us and build some sick pixel art of uncle sam flipping off putin. it’s gonna be lit, fam. #merica #minecraftftw

Crafty Masturbating Miners

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	6813
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	23	Magic Crystals Found:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Mythical Swords Crafted:	40
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	132	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	22	Divine Spears Created:	27
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4

join dis server if u wanna experience da most epic adventures in all of minecraft history. we got llamas dat can rap battle u, creepers dat do da macarena, n villagers dat sell u enchanted diamond panties. u can even ride a giant chicken into battle against a dragon dat farts rainbows. plus, if u join now, u get a free pet zombie dat tells dad jokes. so what r u waiting for? come join da madness and be part of da craziest minecraft community ever! oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground disco party every saturday night? yeah, it’s lit.

⭐ EXEN ⭐ survival 🏅 bosses 🍉 Minecraft server

Bosses, classic, customizations, Donations, Dungeons, Economy, Events, Exen, Hardcore, Imbalance, Levels, minecraft server, No Dupe, No Mini-Games, No Wipes, price tags, Private, PvE, PvP, Quests, Skills, Survival, Two Years, update, Vanilla, weather conditions

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	9257
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	9
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4

EXEN is a classic survival server! Defeat bosses in dungeons. Test your survival skills in the living world of EXEN in dangerous weather conditions, with an advanced system of skills and levels, where everything will depend on your skills!

From an economy with personal price tags

to the customizations available to you!

No imbalance, only the most important.

We invite you to an update in honor of

two years of server operation!

185.186.143.152:25720

The Banana Network: Where even the creepers slip on banana peels!

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	4947
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Buildings Constructed:	24
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	27	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Runes Activated:	6

The Banana Network Minecraft Server

Essential Mods
100+ Origins
Create + addons
Massive Dungeons
Armourer’s Workshop
Customizable Player Models
Farmer’s Delight + addons
Let’s Do mods
Butchery
Chisel & Bits
Macaw’s Mods
Handcrafted
Cluttered
Plenty more decor and block options

Extra Dimensions

The Aether
The Bumblezone

Modpack Link

–[ THE BANANA NETWORK ]–

Join our constantly evolving community driven by its members, and their interests. We have plenty of things to do, including our official Banana Network gaming servers. Bring your friends, or make new ones. Everyone is welcome here.

Join our Discord Server

FAQs

Question	Answer
How can I join the server?	Simply download the modpack from the provided link and follow the instructions to join The Banana Network’s Minecraft server.
Are there any special events happening on the server?	Yes, we currently have Halloween events ongoing. Join us for some spooky fun!
Can I invite my friends to play on the server?	Absolutely! Bring your friends along to enjoy the Vanilla+++ experience with you.
What sets The Banana Network server apart from others?	Our server offers a unique modpack with essential mods for customization and automation, along with extra dimensions to explore.

Trans Parent Minecraft Server

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	5578
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Meteorites Collected:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	35	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1

Are you tired of dealing with family drama and looking for a place to escape to? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Our community is so welcoming and inclusive that even creepers would feel at home. Join us for a fun and safe space where you can be yourself without fear of judgment or getting blown up by an angry parent. Plus, our virtual Hell is way cooler than the one your mom mentioned. So come on over and let’s build a world where acceptance and creativity reign supreme!

Man U VS Porto Thread 2 Minecraft SMP

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	5900
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	3

Are you tired of being a total MUG on other Minecraft servers? Well, fear not, because on our server, you can go from being 2-0 up to losing 3-2 in the blink of an eye! It’s like a rollercoaster of emotions, but with blocks and creepers!

Join us for the ultimate challenge of trying to maintain your lead and not end up as a total MUG like the rest of the players. Who knows, you might even become the ultimate underdog story and come back from a 3-2 deficit to win it all!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the thrill of victory and the agony of defeat all in one epic Minecraft SMP!