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Players: | 101/100 | Votes: | 6653 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 1 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 2 |
Ether Blades Crafted: | 8 | Meteorites Collected: | 0 |
Blood Moons Survived: | 2 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 4 |
Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 5 | Star Shards Collected: | 190 |
Living Shadows Defeated: | 5 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 18 |
Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 1 |
Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a rare breed of flying pigs that drop diamonds instead of pork chops, and our PvP arena is actually a giant trampoline where you have to bounce your way to victory.
So why waste your time on those other servers when you can join us for the most ridiculous and hilarious Minecraft experience of your life? Come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!