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Players: | 91/800 | Votes: | 3634 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 3 |
Epic Shields Constructed: | 27 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 2 |
Dragonkin Hatched: | 3 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 2 |
Phantom Blocks Placed: | 3 | Animals Bred: | 12 |
Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 0 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 33 |
Magical Frogs Kissed: | 4 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 5 |
Hidden Villages Discovered: | 2 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 8 |
WE GOT INTERNET TROLLS WHO ARE ACTUALLY REAL PEOPLE (I KNOW, SHOCKING, RIGHT?) AND THEY ARE HERE TO MAKE UR GAMING EXPERIENCE THE MOST EPIC EVER! THEY’LL BUILD U THE CRAZIEST STRUCTURES, LIKE A CASTLE MADE OF CHEESE OR A GIANT TOILET MADE OF GOLD!
AND GET THIS, THESE TROLLS ARE ACTUALLY SUPERHEROES IN DISGUISE! THEY HAVE AGGRESSION LIKE THE HULK, VULNERABLE NARCISSISM LIKE KIM KARDASHIAN, AND LOW SELF-ESTEEM LIKE THAT GUY WHO EATS COLD SPAGHETTI STRAIGHT FROM THE CAN!
SO, IF U WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT WILL MAKE U LAUGH, CRY, AND QUESTION UR SANITY, THEN COME ON DOWN AND JOIN US! DON’T MISS OUT ON THE CRAZIEST ADVENTURE OF UR LIFE! (DISCLAIMER: WE ARE NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR ANY BRAIN DAMAGE CAUSED BY EXCESSIVE LOLZ)