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| Players: | 99/100 | Votes: | 8512 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Living Statues Befriended: | 0 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 14 |
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 1 | Zombie Dances: | 5 |
| Epic Battles Fought: | 20 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 320 |
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 4 | Underground Cities Explored: | 4 |
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 4 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 |
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 7 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 8 |
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 6 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 3 |
Welcome to the most absurd Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter!
Join us if you’re tired of boring plots and lackluster fight scenes in anime, because on our server, we have none of that! Instead, get ready for a wild ride where the only goal is to build the most outrageous structures and prank your friends with ridiculous traps.
Looking for fanservice? Look no further, because our server is filled with chickens in tuxedos and pigs wearing top hats. And forget about Yaoi bait, our characters are all straight married men with children…who happen to be best friends with talking llamas.
So if you’re ready to experience the most nonsensical and hilarious Minecraft server out there, join us now and prepare to laugh until you cry!
