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Pixelated Puzzles: Is This Blocky Banter Racist?

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	9894
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Animals Bred:	149	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Dragons Tamed:	0	Meteorites Collected:	0
Epic Battles Fought:	8	Mysterious Portals Opened:	14
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1

Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where the only thing more wild than our pixelated landscapes are the players themselves! Join us for a server experience like no other, where you’ll encounter boomer zombies, racistmods that will keep you safe from any potential drama.

So why should you join our server? Well, where else can you ride a llama into battle against a horde of evil villagers? Or build a house out of nothing but diamonds and cheese?

Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of this wacky world. Join us today and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime!

MineCrafty McMineFace – Digging for LOLs

Approved mods, arc world tour 2024, balance patch 1.33, dev backyard, Digging, DLC A.B.A., Evo Japan, Fighting Game Glossary, frame data, FT10, GGG, Glicko-2 ratings, Guilty Gear General, Guilty Gear soundtracks, lobbies, lols, McMineFace, minecrafty, patch 1.36, replay uploaders, Resources, Rockin, slayer in may, Training, upcoming tournaments

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	5540
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Potions Brewed:	169	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Zombie Dances:	7
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	390	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	28
Magic Items Found:	3071	Animals Bred:	108

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! We’ve got UPCOMING TOURNAMENTS that will blow your mind! From a poll in early May to deciding who the ultimate Slayer is in May, you’ll be on the edge of your seat!

But wait, there’s more! Join us for UPCOMING EVENTS like EVO Japan where players battle it out from April 27-29 or the Arc World Tour 2024 where legends are born!

Looking for resources? We’ve got you covered with the main wiki for frame data, player ratings, and a fighting game glossary! And don’t forget to check out the REPLAY UPLOADERS where you can relive your epic battles!

Oh, and did we mention the newest DLC dropping on March 26th? Get ready for A.B.A. to shake things up! And don’t miss out on the latest dev backyard and patches to keep the action fresh!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a creeper or two)! See you in the game, fellow gamers!

50 Shades of Minecraft: Die Young or Suffer Forever

Die, Minecraft, Shades, suffer, young

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	3822
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Magic Items Found:	2033	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Astral Projections Made:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	457
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	53	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where you can escape the monotony of real life! Tired of adulting for at least 50 years before you can retire? Join our server and live out your wildest fantasies in a virtual world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe some pesky creepers).

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of rainbow-colored sheep come prancing by, followed by a pack of flying pigs. And just when you think things couldn’t get any crazier, you stumble upon a secret dungeon filled with treasure guarded by a giant chicken wearing a top hat. Yep, that’s just a typical day on our server.

But wait, there’s more! Want to ride a llama into battle against an army of zombie villagers? Done. How about building a roller coaster that catapults you into the stratosphere? Easy peasy. And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, you can even challenge the ALMIGHTY Ender Dragon to a dance-off.

So why waste your precious time on boring adult responsibilities when you can join our server and embark on the ultimate Minecraft adventure? Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you die early, but hey, at least you’ll die having fun!).

Crafty Azumanga – /azu/ Server

2024.., animated series, Anime, azu, Azumanga, azumanga daioh, classic, comedy, Coming of Age, Crafty, Daily Life, friendship, high school, humor, iconic series, Japanese culture, Manga, Manga adaptation, nostalgic, quirky characters, school life, Schoolgirls, Server, slice of life

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	3521
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Ether Blades Crafted:	15	Void Armor Forged:	14
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	55	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing more epic than our builds is the drama in the chat! Join us for a wild ride through the world of Azumanga Daioh, where cows wear sailor uniforms and creepers do stand-up comedy.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a hidden chest filled with diamonds and enchanted apples. But when they tried to take them, a zombie pigman appeared out of nowhere and challenged them to a dance-off. Needless to say, the player lost, but they gained a new friend in the process.

If that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: our server has a secret hot spring where you can relax and unwind after a long day of mining and crafting. And rumor has it that if you throw a golden carrot into the spring at midnight, a magical ender dragon will appear and grant you three wishes.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wackiest, wildest Minecraft adventure of your life! And who knows, maybe you’ll even find the legendary cat bus roaming the plains, ready to take you on a journey you’ll never forget.

Blockheads R Us: Professional Minecraft Players

Blockheads, career development, career paths, employment, Guessing, job descriptions, job duties, job market, job performance, job promotions, job qualifications, job responsibilities, job roles, job satisfaction, Job Search, job titles, Minecraft, occupation, Players, Profession, PROFESSIONAL, speculation, work history

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	5127
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Gods Slained:	0
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	9
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	23

Yo, ever wondered what it’s like to work with a team of professional llama whisperers in Minecraft? Well, on this server, that’s exactly what you’ll be doing! Picture this: you’re roaming through the lush green fields of our server, when suddenly you come across a group of llamas wearing tiny top hats and monocles. They turn to you and start speaking in perfect English, asking for your help in solving llama-related mysteries.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of disco-loving chickens who throw the wildest dance parties every Saturday night. And rumor has it, if you can impress them with your sick dance moves, they’ll grant you access to their hidden treasure trove filled with diamond-encrusted eggs.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the llama whispering and chicken disco madness for yourself!

Pixel Pals Playhouse

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	9354
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	10
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Are you ready to embark on a wild adventure filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and dancing llamas? Well, look no further because our server has it all!

Join us and become a master builder as you create your own floating castle made entirely of cheese blocks! Or maybe you’re more of a warrior and want to battle against the evil zombie chickens that roam the land.

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can also ride on the back of a giant flamingo as you explore the vast and mysterious world. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted pizza that grants wishes to those who find it.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the craziness begin! Trust me, you won’t find a more entertaining and wacky Minecraft server out there.

Crafty Civil War: Gettysblocks

american history, battlefield, battlefield tour, Civil, civil war, Confederate Army, Crafty, famous quotes, Gettysblocks, gettysburg, hindsight, historical landmark, historical site, lesson learned, military strategy, military tactics, mistakes in war, Observation, Pennsylvania, robert e. lee, strategic errors, Union Army, uphill battle, War, war memorial

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	5964
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Animals Bred:	66	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	26
Ores Mined:	4856	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	50	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	6	Falling into the Void:	0
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Villages Defended:	16	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3

Are you ready to experience the ultimate Minecraft server where history comes to life in the most hilarious way possible?

Picture this: you’re exploring the virtual world and suddenly you stumble upon a reenactment of the Battle of Gettysburg. But wait, there’s a twist! Robert E. Lee is now a disco dancing llama who’s no longer in favor because he’s too busy busting out some sick moves on the dance floor.

And remember that famous quote, “Never fight uphill, me boys!” Well, on this server, you’ll find yourself in a never-ending uphill battle against an army of zombie chickens who are determined to take over the virtual world.

Join us now for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and unforgettable moments. Who knew history could be this entertaining?

PartyPvP: Where Roasties Rule and Boyfriends Drool

Argument, birthday celebration, Birthday Party, Boyfriend, boyfriends, cheap out, Confrontation, Disrespect, disrespectful behavior., Drama, Drool, EMBARRASSMENT, Humiliates, Humiliation, party guests, PartyPvP, Public, public humiliation, relationship, relationship problems, roast, roastie, roasties, rule, social event

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	9868
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	8	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Dragon Scales Harvested:	279
Void Armor Forged:	18	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1

Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who decided to cheap out on their old server. And do you know what happened? Their house got overrun by a horde of crazy chickens! That’s right, those little cluckers took over everything, laying eggs everywhere and causing chaos. But fear not, on our server, we have a strict no chicken policy. So you can build your dream house without worrying about a poultry invasion.

But that’s not all! On our server, you can ride giant pandas into battle, mine for diamonds with a magic pickaxe, and even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off. Yes, you heard me right. A dance-off. Who knew dragons had such killer moves?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember, don’t cheap out on us or you might end up with a house full of chickens!

Pixelated Weebs: Japan Edition

America, animation, Anime, cartoons, criticism, cultural influence, culture, Edition, Entertainment, Japan, Manga, Media, national pride, North Korea, patriotism, pixelated, Reflection, self reflection, self-criticism, societal norms, Stereotypes, storytelling, Weeb’s

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	7732
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	16	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	12	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the media is as uncritical as North Korea, but way more fun! Join us for a wild ride through a land where American cartoons roast America and pigs fly (literally, we have flying pigs in our world)!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is home to the rarest diamonds you’ll ever find, guarded by a pack of llamas who are trained in the ancient art of llama-jitsu. Want to build a castle made entirely of cheese? We’ve got you covered!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wacky adventure and experience a Minecraft server like no other. Just remember, when the media gets too critical, just ride off into the sunset on your trusty llama steed.

Creeper Cuisine: Serving Up Succulent Meals in Your Cunt

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	8930
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	39	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Love Letters Sent:	16	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19
Meteorite Armor Created:	14	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where succulent meals are served in a whole new way! Join us for a culinary experience like no other as you explore our world filled with delicious surprises around every corner.

Imagine a world where giant chickens roam freely, laying diamond eggs for you to feast on. Or perhaps you’d prefer to dine on enchanted golden apples that grant you superpowers for the day.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground restaurant run by a crazy chef who serves up dishes made from rare block ingredients. Who knows what kind of tasty creations you’ll find down there?

So come join us on our server and see what a succulent meal looks like in your blocky world. Who knows, you might even discover the recipe for the legendary ender dragon steak!