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”’IT’S UP!”’ Minecraft SMP

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	106
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Phantom Rings Equipped:	24
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Epic Battles Fought:	11
Demon Skulls Collected:	17	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Votes:	9198

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s crazier than Vince McMahon’s backstage drama? Look no further! Our server is so wild, even Paul Heyman would be speechless. Join us for epic battles, insane builds, and more drama than a WWE pay-per-view. Who needs Netflix when you can experience the thrill of our server firsthand? Don’t miss out on the action – join now and see if you have what it takes to survive in our chaotic world. Remember, in our server, anything can happen – even a Vince/Shane knife stabbing story!

Mom’s KitchenCraft

adulting, age and skills, communication problems, cooking lessons, cooking skills, culinary education, defending spouse, EMBARRASSMENT, family dinner, family dynamics, generational differences, kitchen etiquette, kitchen mishaps, kitchen responsibilities, KitchenCraft, marital conflicts, marriage issues, moms, Pathetic, teaching cooking, traditional gender roles, wife can’t cook

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	9126
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Zombie Dances:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Ores Mined:	5858	Shattered Realms Restored:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where cutting fruit is a crucial skill for survival! Join us and learn how to properly hold a knife while slicing through pixelated watermelons and apples.

We pride ourselves on teaching valuable life skills, like cooking and defending your spouse’s inability to cook. Our community is full of supportive players who will guide you through the art of culinary mastery, even if it means embarrassing you in front of your mother-in-law.

So come on down to our server and show off your knife skills while defending your honor against fruit-cutting critiques. Who knew Minecraft could be so deliciously dramatic?

BlockBusterMinecraftSMP

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	137
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	39
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Void Gems Collected:	19

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to have a good time or else we’ll send a pack of angry llamas after you! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building a giant roller coaster that launches players into the stratosphere, or if you’re brave enough to face off against the legendary Ender Chicken boss that shoots explosive eggs at you. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs. So come on, join us and make some memories that will have you saying “I’m the king of the world, you piece of shit!”

BlocktopiaCraft: Mind-Blowing Fun!

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	8936
Rating:	4.1 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Divine Spears Created:	20
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	17
New Chunks Explored:	52784	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	20
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4

Did you know that our Minecraft server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent llamas who have mastered the art of pixelated building? That’s right, these llamas have built entire cities out of blocks and even have their own llama-themed currency called “Llamacoin”! Join our server and witness the epic llama takeover of the Minecraft world – it’s a fact that will blow your mind and leave you laughing all the way to the llama bank!

HackCraft: US Domains Seized

criminal activity, cyber attack, cyber espionage, Cyber Security, cyber warfare, cybercrime, department of justice, domain seizure, Domains, fbi, HackCraft, HACKING, international relations, internet domains, investigation, law enforcement, online crime, online threats, Russian hackers, seized, Seizes, Technology, US

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	1692
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	522
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	28
Dragons Tamed:	6	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	1356	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3

so, like, u know how the US is always tryna be all up in everyone’s business? well, they just went and seized some internet domains that they think were used by russian hackers. like, can u even imagine? but don’t worry, we got a minecraft server that’s totally hacker-free. like, no russians allowed, bro. come join us and build some sick pixel art of uncle sam flipping off putin. it’s gonna be lit, fam. #merica #minecraftftw

Crafty Masturbating Miners

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	8894
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	6097	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	17
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Teleportation Mishaps:	2

join dis server if u wanna experience da most epic adventures in all of minecraft history. we got llamas dat can rap battle u, creepers dat do da macarena, n villagers dat sell u enchanted diamond panties. u can even ride a giant chicken into battle against a dragon dat farts rainbows. plus, if u join now, u get a free pet zombie dat tells dad jokes. so what r u waiting for? come join da madness and be part of da craziest minecraft community ever! oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground disco party every saturday night? yeah, it’s lit.

⭐ EXEN ⭐ survival 🏅 bosses 🍉 Minecraft server

Bosses, classic, customizations, Donations, Dungeons, Economy, Events, Exen, Hardcore, Imbalance, Levels, minecraft server, No Dupe, No Mini-Games, No Wipes, price tags, Private, PvE, PvP, Quests, Skills, Survival, Two Years, update, Vanilla, weather conditions

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	6471
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Epic Shields Constructed:	33
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	8

EXEN is a classic survival server! Defeat bosses in dungeons. Test your survival skills in the living world of EXEN in dangerous weather conditions, with an advanced system of skills and levels, where everything will depend on your skills!

From an economy with personal price tags

to the customizations available to you!

No imbalance, only the most important.

We invite you to an update in honor of

two years of server operation!

185.186.143.152:25720

The Banana Network: Where even the creepers slip on banana peels!

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	8311
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	1	Enchantments Applied:	295
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5

The Banana Network Minecraft Server

Essential Mods
100+ Origins
Create + addons
Massive Dungeons
Armourer’s Workshop
Customizable Player Models
Farmer’s Delight + addons
Let’s Do mods
Butchery
Chisel & Bits
Macaw’s Mods
Handcrafted
Cluttered
Plenty more decor and block options

Extra Dimensions

The Aether
The Bumblezone

Modpack Link

–[ THE BANANA NETWORK ]–

Join our constantly evolving community driven by its members, and their interests. We have plenty of things to do, including our official Banana Network gaming servers. Bring your friends, or make new ones. Everyone is welcome here.

Join our Discord Server

FAQs

Question	Answer
How can I join the server?	Simply download the modpack from the provided link and follow the instructions to join The Banana Network’s Minecraft server.
Are there any special events happening on the server?	Yes, we currently have Halloween events ongoing. Join us for some spooky fun!
Can I invite my friends to play on the server?	Absolutely! Bring your friends along to enjoy the Vanilla+++ experience with you.
What sets The Banana Network server apart from others?	Our server offers a unique modpack with essential mods for customization and automation, along with extra dimensions to explore.

Trans Parent Minecraft Server

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	7173
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Void Armor Forged:	25
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Titanic Battles Fought:	18
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	34	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Meteorites Collected:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Farms Harvested:	584	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	34	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	1

Are you tired of dealing with family drama and looking for a place to escape to? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Our community is so welcoming and inclusive that even creepers would feel at home. Join us for a fun and safe space where you can be yourself without fear of judgment or getting blown up by an angry parent. Plus, our virtual Hell is way cooler than the one your mom mentioned. So come on over and let’s build a world where acceptance and creativity reign supreme!

Man U VS Porto Thread 2 Minecraft SMP

COMEBACK, Competition, Defeat, FC Porto, football, goals, Incoming, INTENSE, LOSING, man, MAN U, manchester united, match, Minecraft, mug, Players, porto, smp, Soccer, sports, Thread, Upset, Victory

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	5434
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4

Are you tired of being a total MUG on other Minecraft servers? Well, fear not, because on our server, you can go from being 2-0 up to losing 3-2 in the blink of an eye! It’s like a rollercoaster of emotions, but with blocks and creepers!

Join us for the ultimate challenge of trying to maintain your lead and not end up as a total MUG like the rest of the players. Who knows, you might even become the ultimate underdog story and come back from a 3-2 deficit to win it all!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the thrill of victory and the agony of defeat all in one epic Minecraft SMP!