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DerpyCraft Minecraft Server

aita, banter, Boyfriend, Communication, CONSERVATIVE, Demand, derogatory nickname, DerpyCraft, Friend, insult, internet, London, Meltdown, Minecraft, Muslim, Offense, Problematic, relationship, Server, South Asian heritage, Uncivil, Virtue signaling, White Man

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	3852
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	14	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	7298	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace all cultures and nicknames, no matter how “problematic” they may seem to others! Join us for a wild adventure filled with banter, craziness, and a whole lot of fun.

Imagine a world where your boyfriend lovingly calls you “saracen” in public and your best friend loses her mind over it, starting a movement to “free you from the white man” (LOL). But don’t worry, we’ve got your back here.

Venture into our server and let loose with your cutesy nicknames and inside jokes, because here, anything goes! And if anyone tries to start drama over it, just tell them to “go stuff it” like the boss you are.

So come on over and join the most outrageous Minecraft server in town, where being uncivil is just part of the fun. Who knew a nickname could cause such chaos? But hey, that’s just how we roll here. See you in the game!

GiftGoneWrong28

aita, awkward, birthday gift, Boyfriend, Communication, designer handbag, expensive gift, Favor, Frustration, gift opening, GiftGoneWrong28, Girlfriend, misunderstanding, overstepped, parents, PRESSURE, relationship, Rude, UNCOMFORTABLE, Wealthy

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	2433
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Ores Mined:	6191
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Endless Night Skies:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	17	Animals Bred:	42
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	390	Phantom Rings Equipped:	23
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Void Armor Forged:	11

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can avoid all the pressure of opening gifts? Look no further! Join our server and never worry about the awkwardness of receiving presents again. We understand the struggle of feeling uncomfortable with expensive gifts, so we’ve created a safe space for you to open them at your own pace.

Join now and experience the thrill of virtual gift-giving without any of the real-life stress. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual designer handbag waiting for you to open! Just make sure not to let your virtual partner open it for you, or things might get a little heated… 😂🎁👜

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and let the virtual gift-opening festivities begin!

AdScreen Wasters

Ads, AdScreen, advertising strategies, attention span, consumer behavior, consumerism, digital age, Digital Marketing, distractions, efficiency, Entertainment, loading screens, marketing tactics, Media consumption, online advertising, productivity, screen addiction, screen time, Technology, Time management, time wasting, Wasters

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	3578
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	12	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	94	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	399
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	21	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Blood Moons Survived:	1

are you tired of being a slave to the ads and loading screens? come join our server where the only thing you’ll be loading is your inventory with diamonds and your brain with laughter. we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items and a pet creeper named bob who loves to blow things up (but don’t worry, he’s house trained). our admins are actually unicorns in disguise and they grant wishes to all who join. plus, we have a roller coaster made entirely of lava and obsidian – try not to catch on fire! so leave the boring ads behind and come join the funniest, craziest, most epic minecraft server ever created (seriously, steve himself said so).

EphB4Craft: The Ultimate PvP Adventure

Adventure, EphB4Craft, PvP, Ultimate

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	4135
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	25	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Endless Legions Commanded:	13
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	1

join our epic minecraft server where we have combined the power of pembrolizumab with soluble EphB4-albumin to create the ultimate weapon against HPV-negative EphrinB2 positive head neck squamous cell carcinoma mobs.

we have insane battles where players can ride on giant EphB4-albumin monsters and shoot pembrolizumab arrows at the evil cancerous creatures.

our server is the only place where you can experience the thrill of fighting cancer with your friends while exploring a vast world filled with danger and adventure.

so come join us and help save the world from the dreaded head neck squamous cell carcinoma in the most epic and hilarious way possible!

Nuclear Frontier: Where Minecraft meets Chernobyl…but don’t worry, we’re not [modded]!

Adventure, Chernobyl…but, dont, Forge, Fresh, Frontier, Griefing, HBM’s Nuclear Tech Mod, Ip:, Join, Launch, meets, Message, Minecraft, Modded, modern look, Nuclear, nuclear reactors, refineries, resource packs, Scape and run parasites, Server, update mods, warmongering, Wars, worry

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	5128
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	15
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	39
Divine Scrolls Written:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7

Minecraft Server Overview
Server Version	Forge 1.12.2
Featured Mods	HBM’s Nuclear Tech Mod, Scape and Run: Parasites

FAQ

Question: What can players expect on this Minecraft server?

Answer:

Players can build immense nuclear reactors and refineries, engage in wars (with no griefing allowed), and enjoy a modern look with updated mods and resource packs.

Question: Are there any rules regarding player interactions on the server?

Answer:

While griefing is not allowed, occasional warmongering will take place, adding an exciting element to gameplay.

Question: How can I join this adventure?

Answer:

To join the server, simply drop a message to the server administrator and connect using the provided IP: 158.178.202.223:25565.

Joever’s Trans Icon Minecraft Server

acceptance, activism, Community, discrimination, empowerment, equality, gender, Icon, Identity, joever, Joevers, LGBTQ, LGBTQ history, Marginalized, Minecraft, pride, representation, Server, social justice, Support, Trans, trans icon, Transgender, transgender rights, VISIBILITY

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	3794
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Villages Defended:	9
Towns Built:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is run by a former trans icon turned Minecraft master, now known as Joever! Join us for a wild ride filled with rainbow-colored blocks, unicorn mobs, and a dance party every time you mine a diamond. Plus, rumor has it that Joever can summon a dragon just by snapping their fingers. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

Lacey’s Blocky Adventures Minecraft Server

Adventures, association, blocky, Brain, Cognitive, Experience, Familiar, familiar face., flashback, Identity, Lacey Fletcher, Laceys, Memory, Mental, Minecraft, Nostalgia, past, recall, recognition, Recollection, remember, reminder, Repetition, Server, thought

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	8671
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Dragon Eggs Found:	1127
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you will ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about Lacey Fletcher. Legend has it that Lacey once built an entire castle out of diamond blocks in just one day. And not just any castle, a castle that could fly! Yes, you heard that right, a flying diamond castle.

But that’s not all, on this server, you’ll also find talking pigs who give out enchanted golden carrots that make you invincible for 24 hours. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a secret underground disco party where all the mobs are dancing to the beat of a jukebox playing “Creeper, Aw Man” on repeat.

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many potions of insanity). Trust us, once you meet Lacey Fletcher and her flying diamond castle, you’ll never want to leave!

BroHouse Minecraft Server

aita, Attic, Boundary, BroHouse, brother, clutter, Communication, decluttering, disagreement, Enabling, family, Frustration, garage, Hoarding, hurt feelings, Minecraft, mutual friends, people pleaser, Property, relationships, Server, setting boundaries, Storage

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	3370
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Dragon Scales Harvested:	409
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	61

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands boundaries? Look no further than our server, where we support your right to say no to storing boxes in your attic!

Join us for a wild ride filled with drama, as we navigate the complexities of family dynamics and garage storage wars. Will you be the hero who sets boundaries and declutters your virtual space, or will you be the villain who hoards all the virtual items?

With outrageous stories like these, you’ll never be bored on our server. Plus, who knows what crazy adventures await you when you log in? Join now and let the madness begin!

CraftyCookz

advice, angry tone, Budget, Communication, Cooking, cooking for others, CraftyCookz, food preferences, house food, huffy, Personal preferences, pork chops, Preferences, resting face, roommate, roommate boundaries, roommate conflict, Seasoning, Spaghetti, white people way

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	1700
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as spicy as A’s unwanted seasoning advice? Look no further! Join our server where you can cook up some drama just like OP and their roommate A.

Forget about mixing your spaghetti sauce the “white people way” or worrying about saving food for anyone else. On our server, it’s all about serving up some sassy comebacks and standing your ground in the kitchen.

Join us for a cooking showdown like no other, where the only rule is to cook for yourself and your girlfriend, just like OP. Who needs to consider others’ preferences when you can have it your way all the time?

So if you’re ready to stir the pot (literally and figuratively), join our server now and let the cooking chaos begin! Just remember, watch out for any hovering roommates trying to give you unsolicited seasoning advice.

TimeWarp Minecraft Server

Adventure, Alternate Reality, Curiosity, Decision making, dream, Exploration, FANTASY, Future, History, hypothetical, imagination, Journey, Memories, Minecraft, Nostalgia, past, Philosophical, Server, Temporal, thought experiment, time machine, time travel, timewarp

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	8257
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	4290
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	17
Demon Skulls Collected:	46	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Blood Moons Survived:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where time travel is not only possible, but also highly encouraged! Imagine exploring ancient civilizations like the dinosaurs or partying with robots in the year 3000 – the possibilities are endless!

Join us for a chance to build your own time machine and visit any era you desire. Want to ride a T-Rex to battle a horde of creepers? Done. Feel like challenging a knight to a duel with diamond swords? Easy peasy. The only limit is your imagination (and maybe some pesky paradoxes).

So why waste your time in the present when you could be gallivanting through history or zipping through the future? Join our server now and prepare for the craziest time-traveling adventures of your Minecraft life!