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Stop Woke Minecraft SMP Homosexual Mind Virus

acceptance, advocacy, Awareness, Community, discrimination, education, homosexual, intervention, LGBTQ, mental health, Mind, mind virus, Minecraft, Prevention, prevention strategies, smp, social change, stigma, STOP, Support, Therapy, Treatment, Virus, Woke

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	5973
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	31	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Magic Items Found:	4498
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2

Are you tired of being infected by the woke homosexual mind virus in your everyday life? Well, have no fear because on our Minecraft SMP, we have the ultimate solution! By joining our server, you will be transported to a magical land where the only virus you have to worry about is the Creeper virus (watch out for those explosive hugs)!

Our server is protected by a team of elite meme lords who have dedicated their lives to stopping the spread of the woke homosexual mind virus. They use their powers of trolling and dank memes to keep the virus at bay and ensure that everyone can enjoy a fun and safe gaming experience.

But that’s not all! On our server, you can also participate in epic battles against giant rainbow-colored zombies, embark on quests to find the legendary diamond pickaxe of truth, and even ride on the backs of flying pigs (yes, you read that right)!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and say goodbye to the woke homosexual mind virus once and for all!

SportyCraft: WifeWars Edition

AP classes, body hurts, Commitment, Competition, Conflict, DAUGHTER, decision, DRIVE, Edition, family, Gymnastics, high school, honor roll, middle ground, Passion, sore, sports, SportyCraft, STUDIES, TEAM, travel, weightlifting, WifeWars, Withdrawal

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	6300
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	25	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	7654	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	11
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	110	Blood Moons Survived:	2

Are you tired of being stuck between a rock and a hard place like this poor dad? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is the ultimate escape from real-life dilemmas!

Join our server and leave all your commitments behind, just like this dad’s daughter wants to leave her gymnastics team! No more sore muscles or 14-hour gym sessions, just endless hours of block-building fun!

Forget about spending $1,800 on camps and sessions, because on our server, everything is free! You can build to your heart’s content without breaking the bank!

And don’t worry about becoming lazy, because on our server, the only thing you’ll be lifting is blocks! Say goodbye to chores and school work, and hello to a world of endless possibilities!

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where you can finally find that middle ground between fun and responsibility. Just make sure to watch out for any dog houses along the way!

AttractiveAF in Minecraft SMP

Appearance, attractive, AttractiveAF, beauty, body image, Confidence, Minecraft, physical attractiveness, self esteem, self love, self worth, self-acceptance, self-assessment, self-assurance, self-assuredness, self-confidence, self-evaluation, self-image, self-perception, self-recognition, smp, validation

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	3820
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	19	Mythical Quests Completed:	47
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Players Killed by Monsters:	8208
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	16	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone looks like a blocky potato? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll be the hottest thing since lava! We have a team of professional Minecraft stylists who will make sure your pixelated avatar is always looking on point. Plus, rumor has it that Steve himself has a crush on you. Join now and show off your blocky beauty to the world!

RegretCraft: NoRespawns

acceptance, biggest regret, finding peace, forgiveness, hindsight, learning experiences, lessons learned, letting go, life choices, life regrets, living with regrets, looking back, missed opportunities, moving forward, moving on, NoRespawns, overcoming regrets, past mistakes, personal growth, RegretCraft, second chances, self reflection

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	1579
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3

Have you ever regretted not joining a Minecraft server that was so epic, it made you question all your life choices? Well, fear not, because our server is here to make sure you never have to live with that regret again!

Join us for the most wild and wacky adventures you’ll ever experience in Minecraft. From riding pigs into battle against evil mobs to building a giant statue of a chicken wearing sunglasses, the possibilities are endless on our server.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually haunted by the ghost of a creeper who just wants to be friends. Will you be brave enough to befriend this explosive specter? Only time will tell.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and say goodbye to regret forever!

PurrisonCraft Minecraft Server

animal rights, animal welfare, controversial case, court ruling, criminal charges, cultural norms, feline companion, Imprisonment, iran, Iranian couple, Justice, Legal System, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, pet cat, pet ownership, Prison, punishment, PurrisonCraft, sentencing, Server, societal expectations, strict laws

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	8828
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Divine Scrolls Written:	5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10

So like, imagine a world where keeping a pet cat gets you thrown in jail! Haha, that’s not the case on our Minecraft server, where you can have ALL the pet cats you want! No judgment here, just fluffy feline fun!

Join our server and escape the crazy laws of the real world. Build a cat kingdom, rule over your furry subjects, and never worry about getting arrested for being a crazy cat person again!

Plus, we have a secret underground catnip farm that only the most dedicated players can find. Trust us, it’s a purr-fectly good time! So come on, join us and let’s meow our way to victory together!

OrbánCraft: Putin’s Bane – EU Edition

Attack, BANE, Conflict, controversy, criticism, Democracy, Diplomacy, eastern europe, Edition, european parliament, european union, fiery, international relations, opposition, Orbán, OrbánCraft, Politics, Putins, russia, sanctions, Speech, Support, von der Leyen, world affairs

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	1462
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	228	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Mythical Relics Collected:	11
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Demon Skulls Collected:	40

Yo, u gotta join dis Minecraft server, cuz it’s like, da bomb diggity, ya know? Like, we got pigs flyin’ around shootin’ lasers outta their eyes, it’s cray cray! Plus, we got a secret underground base where we keep all da rarest diamonds and emeralds, like straight up Indiana Jones style, yo. And don’t even get me started on da epic battles we have with giant mutant creepers, it’s like Godzilla vs King Kong up in here! So come join us, cuz it’s gonna be lit AF, fam!

Crafty Protein Designers & Structure Predictors

2024.., AI model, chemistry, complex structures, computational protein design, Crafty, David Baker, Demis Hassabis, designers, discoveries, John Jumper, Nobel Prize, popular science background, Potential, Predictors, press release, protein, protein structure prediction, proteins, scientific explanation, structure, Video

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	3077
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Love Letters Sent:	15	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	41
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Dragon Scales Harvested:	127

Yo, yo, yo! Have you heard about the craziest Minecraft server out there? It’s like winning the Nobel Prize in Chemistry 2024, but for gamers! We got David Baker creating some sick computational protein designs in the virtual world. And don’t even get me started on Demis Hassabis and John Jumper predicting protein structures like it’s nobody’s business.

Join our server for the ultimate protein-packed adventure! Build new proteins, predict complex structures, and unleash your inner scientist in the world of Minecraft. It’s like winning a Nobel Prize every time you log on. So what are you waiting for? Get in on the action and start crafting some virtual proteins like a boss!

Whip It Good Minecraft Server

behavioral issues, child development, controversy, corporal punishment, Country, cultural norms, discipline, education, Flag, Good, Minecraft, parents, Permitted, physical punishment, Primary school, Rural, school policy, Server, Slapping, Students, Supported, Teacher, WHIP

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	8617
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Void Armor Forged:	27	Dimension Hops:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	19
Runes Activated:	6	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6

Are you tired of living in a world where corporal punishment is frowned upon? Look no further, because on our Minecraft server, not only is it permitted, it’s encouraged! Join our wacky community where teachers slap students left and right, all with the full support of their parents. It’s a wild, wild world out here, so come on in and experience the chaos for yourself! Who knew getting smacked around could be so much fun?

Get Real Minecraft SMP

adventurous living, alternative housing, city services, community living, dream home, Dream lifestyle, financial freedom, floating community, houseboat living, Minecraft, Minimalism, off grid living, real, remote living, smp, sustainable living, tax benefits, tax-free living, unconventional housing, unconventional living, unique lifestyle, waterfront living, Yellowknife

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	5244
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Secret Passages Found:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Animals Bred:	100	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4

Are you tired of paying taxes on your boring old land-based house? Join our Minecraft SMP and live in a luxurious houseboat in a floating community off the coast of Yellowknife! Not only do you pay zero tax, but you also get to use all the city services like free ice fishing lessons and polar bear protection patrols. Plus, rumor has it that the mayor is actually a friendly walrus who loves to host dance parties on the ice floes. Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to live like a true Arctic adventurer!

ShirtlessSteve – Minecraft SMP

athletic apparel, body confidence, exercise attire, fitness culture, male body image, male fashion, male fitness, male runners, Minecraft, outdoor exercise, physical activity, running etiquette, running in public, running in the heat, running outdoors, Self-expression, shirtless running, ShirtlessSteve, smp, societal norms, summer exercise, workout clothing, Workout Gear

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	7103
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Falling into the Void:	0	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	49	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	19
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	24	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	231	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new ore? Well, look no further because our SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, treasure hunts for enchanted golden carrots, and even a quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted llama! Plus, our community is filled with hilarious players who will keep you laughing for hours on end.

So why wait? Join our server now and let the craziness begin! Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself. Don’t miss out on the fun – join us today!