анти грифер шоу в жизни Minecraft Servers

BoyfriendBrunchFail

AITAH, Boyfriend, BoyfriendBrunchFail, Breakfast, busy, Communication, compromise, Conflict, DoorDash, FRIDAY, groceries, ignoring, light sleeper, pouty behavior, relationship, Routine, Sleeping, special day, standoffish, Understanding, work from home

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	7213
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Zombie Dances:	0	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Crops Grown:	6894	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	5
Emeralds Found:	8607	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	9

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the importance of sleep? Look no further than our server, where we prioritize rest over breakfast delivery!

Join us and experience the thrill of sleeping in and ignoring your boyfriend’s breakfast demands. No need to worry about waking up early to grab food, just focus on getting those Z’s!

But wait, there’s more! Experience the drama of a pouty boyfriend who can’t handle being denied breakfast. Will he forgive you for choosing sleep over food? Only time will tell on our server!

And don’t worry about transportation issues, we offer virtual DoorDash services for all your in-game food delivery needs. Who needs real-life breakfast when you can order virtual lunch for your hangry boyfriend?

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the ultimate sleep vs. breakfast dilemma in Minecraft form! It’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

CashBackSibMinecraftSMP

Borrowing, borrowing from family, CashBackSibMinecraftSMP, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Etiquette, family, finances, financial boundaries, loans, MONEY, money management, personal finance, relationships, Repayment, RESPONSIBILITY, sibling dynamics, sibling relationships, Siblings, Trust

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	7423
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	16	Endless Night Skies:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Buildings Constructed:	45
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Dimension Hops:	11	Meteorites Collected:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3

Are you tired of constantly being broke because your little sibling keeps stealing your hard-earned diamonds on our Minecraft SMP? Join us now and take revenge by building elaborate traps to catch them in the act! Who needs a bank when you have a sibling thief to keep you on your toes? Join us for the ultimate sibling rivalry showdown!

SaharaFloods Minecraft Server

climate change, desert floods, dramatic images, environmental impact, extreme weather, flash floods, Floods, historic floods, Minecraft, natural disaster, rare event, SAHARA, Sahara climate, sahara desert, Sahara drought, Sahara ecosystem, Sahara floods, Sahara geography, Sahara rain, Sahara wildlife, SaharaFloods, Server, weather phenomenon

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	2552
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	9	Farms Harvested:	974
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	30
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2

yo, have you heard about this epic minecraft server that’s so lit, even the sahara desert is flooding for the first time in 50 years just to get a taste of the action? like, bro, you gotta join this server ASAP before the whole world goes underwater from all the epicness happenin’ here.

imagine building your own underwater base with dolphins as your neighbors, or riding a llama through the flooded desert like a boss. this server is so wild, even the creepers are wearing floaties to stay afloat.

come join us and be part of the craziest adventure of your minecraft life. trust me, you won’t regret it. just don’t forget your snorkel and flippers, cuz things are about to get wet and wild! 🌊🐬🏝️ #FloodedSaharaMadness

ZelenskiyCraft: Scholz’s Military Aid

aid, berlin, Berlin summit, Berlin visit, Chancellor Scholz, defense support, Diplomacy, european politics, germany, Germany military aid, Germany-Ukraine relations, international relations, Military, military aid, military assistance, political meetings, President Zelenskiy, Scholz, Scholzs, security cooperation, Ukraine, Zelenskiy, Zelenskiy visit, ZelenskiyCraft

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	8517
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	53	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18
Demon Skulls Collected:	35	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6

LOL come join our Minecraft server, where we got more military aid than Germany’s Scholz! Zelenskiy even visited Berlin just to check out our epic battles! Join now to experience the chaos and destruction of war, all in the safety of your blocky world. Build your own army of creepers and take over the server with your pixelated power! Don’t miss out on the action, join now and show off your PvP skills like a true warrior!

Tsavo Teeth DNA Lions

19th century, Africa, Attacks, CARNIVORES, Colonialism, Dna, Evidence, History, humans, investigation, Kenya-Uganda Railway, Kenyan lions, killings, Lions, man-eaters, PREDATORS, savagery, teeth, Tsavo, Tsavo Man-Eaters, Victims, wildlife

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	619
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	18	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	3

come join our server where the lions are the bosses and you gotta fight for your life against the Tsavo Man-Eaters! these lions ain’t messin’ around, they got DNA stuck between their teeth from all the humans they ate back in the 19th century. if you think you can survive against these legendary beasts, then come on in and prove yourself! but be warned, these lions are no joke and they will hunt you down like you’re their next meal. so grab your sword, armor up, and get ready for the ultimate battle of your life on our server!

Akoot&Co: Where even our server name can’t escape the minecraft bracket-brigade

Adventure, AkootampCo, Bedrock Support, Beta, bracketbrigade, Brewery, Cheese, Community, crime syndicate, crossplay, Custom Titles, Escape, Features, Keepinventory, Land claiming, Lore, Minecraft, Mystery, Nations, Rats, Semi Vanilla, Server, Text Formatting, Timed Ranks, unlimited homes, World Map

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	6598
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	16
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Players Killed by Monsters:	9740


Our crossplay server is a chill, semi-vanilla Minecraft community with a fresh world and quality-of-life enhancements carefully crafted to offer the finest Minecraft experience possible. In our open beta phase, we invite you to join us as one of the pioneering members of our growing community. Imagine a server where mystery and lore intertwine, where nations and player bases flourish, where an organized crime syndicate of rats terrorizes the citizens of Maltsburg for their cheese, and where exciting events enrich your gameplay.

Our crossplay server is a chill, semi-vanilla Minecraft community with a fresh world and quality-of-life enhancements carefully crafted to offer the finest Minecraft experience possible. In our open beta phase, we invite you to join us as one of the pioneering members of our growing community. Imagine a server where mystery and lore intertwine, where nations and player bases flourish, where an organized crime syndicate of rats terrorizes the citizens of Maltsburg for their cheese, and where exciting events enrich your gameplay.

Features
Discord Server (Discord + Minecraft integration) World Map (dynmap) Bedrock support (Geyser) Unlimited Homes No pesky land claims (Honor system + rollbacks) KeepInventory (Optional per player!) Timed Ranks/Custom Titles Text Formatting (+Gradients!) Brewery (nothing game-breaking, just a treat!) Big boy ram and big boy processor (minimal lag)

No application required! Just launch the game and play!

No application required! Just launch the game and play!
IP: akoot.co Bedrock IP: mc.akoot.co Version: `1.21.1`

IP: akoot.co

Bedrock IP: mc.akoot.co

Version: 1.21.1

FAQ

Is there land claiming?

No, we operate on an honor system with rollbacks in place to prevent griefing.

Can I have multiple homes?

Yes, you can have unlimited homes in our server.

Are They Oirish? Minecraft Server

cultural identity, ethnicity, heritage, irish, irish american, irish ancestry, Irish community, Irish Culture, Irish descent, Irish diaspora, irish heritage, irish history, Irish immigrants, Irish pride, irish roots, Irish traditions, Minecraft, Nationality, Oirish, Server, St. Patrick’s day, Stereotypes

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	7867
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Divine Spears Created:	16	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Runes Activated:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Gods Slained:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5

Top o’ the morning to ya! If you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as lucky as a leprechaun with a pot of gold, then look no further! Our server is filled with Oirish charm and shenanigans that will have you feeling like you’re dancing a jig in the Emerald Isle.

Join us for epic build battles where you can show off your creativity and skills. But be warned, if you lose, you’ll have to do an Irish jig in the town square for all to see!

We also have a special event every St. Patrick’s Day where the entire server turns into a giant leprechaun hunt. Find the elusive leprechaun and you’ll be rewarded with a pot of gold (in-game currency, of course).

So come join us on our Oirish adventure and see if you have the luck of the Irish on your side! Just watch out for mischievous fairies and pesky banshees along the way. Cheers!

Sluts from Years Past Minecraft SMP

Minecraft, Sluts, smp, Years

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	1636
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Animals Bred:	20	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	23

Welcome to our chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about our legendary community of players who are as wild as a pack of rabid wolves on a sugar high.

First off, we have a tradition of posting our favorite /b/ sluts from years past in the chat. It’s like a twisted version of show and tell, but with a lot more questionable content. You never know what kind of NSFW gems you’ll uncover in our virtual museum of debauchery.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous “Troll Bridge,” where unsuspecting players must answer riddles or face the wrath of a horde of angry chickens. It’s like a twisted game show hosted by a deranged poultry enthusiast.

And let’s not forget about our annual “Pig Racing Championships,” where players saddle up on their trusty swine steeds and race through obstacle courses filled with lava pits, TNT traps, and giant spiders. It’s a spectacle that must be seen to be believed.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s equal parts absurd and entertaining, come join us and prepare for a wild ride. Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a thick skin, because things tend to get a little… unconventional around here.

ChemicalTasteMC Server

Chemicals, ChemicalTasteMC, child development, child safety, clean floor, cleaning products, Communication, dish washing pod, fabric glue stick, hot glue stick, household hazards, household safety, ingestion, irresponsible behavior, laundry detergent, non verbal, parenting, poison control, Server, tasting chemicals, Toddler, verbal communication

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	6603
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	29	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4

Looking for a server that will keep you on your toes? Join our Minecraft server where the floor is so clean, even a non-verbal toddler won’t find anything to munch on!

One time, a player’s girlfriend found a mysterious mushy object in her son’s mouth and went on a taste-testing spree around the house, trying to match the flavor. She licked dishwashing pods, took a bite of a hot glue stick, and even sampled fabric glue – all in the name of solving the mystery!

Join us for the most bizarre adventures and unexpected challenges. Who knows, you might even discover the secret flavor that will keep you coming back for more! Just remember, always be prepared to call poison control if things get too wild.

UncleCrushDramaCraft

babysit, Best Friend, daddy daughter date, date, daughter’s crush, electric bike, firefighter, Flowers, grown up, harmless crush, ice cream, inappropriate, Moana dress, MOTORCYCLE, nails painted, night shift nurse, princess dresses, single mom, uncle, UncleCrushDramaCraft, vulnerable position

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	8567
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	44	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Farms Harvested:	753	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Runes Activated:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	14

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world of pure chaos and fun! Join us for outrageous adventures and insane stories that will leave you laughing until you cry.

Imagine a world where single moms and attractive firefighters on motorcycles roam free, where little girls plan to marry their uncle and go on adorable dates with balloons and ice cream. This is the kind of madness you can expect on our server.

Build your own virtual paradise, ride around on electric bikes at a max speed of 10 mph (just like Olivia and her uncle Mateo), and embrace the craziness that comes with being part of our community.

So why join our Minecraft server? Because where else can you find a place where painting nails, princess dresses, and inappropriate crushes are all part of the fun? Come join us and let your imagination run wild!