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Players: | 98/900 | Votes: | 6768 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Underground Cities Explored: | 2 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 2 |
Pirate Ships Raided: | 1 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 1 |
Epic Bosses Defeated: | 1 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 3 |
Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 2 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 2003 |
Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 1 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 1 |
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 5 |
Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 5 |
Join us for epic battles where players must ARTICULATE their strategies in order to succeed. But beware, if you don’t come prepared with a valid REFUTE, you may find yourself facing the ultimate punishment – being teleported to the land of naysayers and dismissers.
Our server is so intense, even the 4chan mods have deemed it too brutal to handle. So if you think you have what it takes to survive in this crazy world, come join us and show off your Minecraft skills. Just remember, no tipping your fedora without a good reason!