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TPWars: SisVsSisCostco

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	124
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	99	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	14	Magical Moments Shared:	26
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
New Chunks Explored:	129663	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace the true spirit of teamwork and resource sharing! Just like my sister who refuses to get her own Costco membership, you can rely on your fellow players to help you stock up on essentials like TP in case of a natural disaster (or a creeper invasion)!

Join us and experience the thrill of coordinating with your virtual neighbors to secure the most coveted resources, all while navigating the treacherous landscape of Minecraft. Who needs three cars when you can travel by minecart and teleportation pads?

So come on, don’t be like my sister – join our server and let’s build a community where we all pitch in for the greater good (and maybe sneak in a few pranks along the way)!

BookWormSMP

best book, bestseller, Book Club, book lover, book recommendations, book review, bookish, bookworm, BookWormSMP, classic literature, contemporary fiction, favorite book, Fiction, literary, Literature, must read books, non-fiction, Novels, page-turner, reading, top reads

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	6995
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	11	Love Letters Sent:	10
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be! Join us for epic adventures, crazy shenanigans, and a community of players who will have you laughing until you cry.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and stumbled upon a secret underground base filled with treasure beyond their wildest dreams. But beware, for the base was guarded by a pack of vicious wolves who only listened to Justin Bieber songs. Will you be brave enough to face the wolves and claim the treasure for yourself?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a player who has amassed an army of chickens so powerful that even the Ender Dragon bows down to them. Will you join forces with the Chicken King and rule the server with an iron fist (or should I say, a feathered wing)?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just become the next legend of our server!

NoTalentRichFame

Celebrity, celebrity culture, Fame, FAMOUS, famous for nothing, famous person, fortune, influencer, lacking talent, no talent, NoTalentRichFame, Overrated, Popular, public figure, Rich, rich and famous, Successful, TALENTLESS, undeserving, Unskilled, Wealthy

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	2356
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	28	Holy Grails Found:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Dragons Tamed:	0
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Endless Night Skies:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17	Magic Crystals Found:	9
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Crops Grown:	5708

Join our Minecraft server if you want to hang out with the one and only Potato McMoneybags! He may be famous and rich, but let’s be real, he has zero talent. Just like our server! But hey, who needs talent when you have a bunch of crazy players building giant toilet statues and racing pigs through obstacle courses? Trust us, you won’t find a more absurd and hilarious server out there. Plus, rumor has it that Potato McMoneybags will personally come and challenge you to a dance-off if you join. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness!

HezbollahHQ Minecraft Server

airstrike, Conflict, Crisis, Defense, Destruction, hezbollah, HezbollahHQ, international relations, Israel, lebanon, Main HQ, MIDDLE EAST, Middle Eastern politics, military operation, Minecraft, RETALIATION, SECURITY, Server, Southern Beirut, Target, Tension, Terrorism, War

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	6457
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	235	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	3721	Dragons Tamed:	0
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Animals Bred:	194
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	25	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Zombie Dances:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2

Yo, dis server be lit like a firework on da 4th of July! We be blowin’ up Hezbollah’s main HQ in Southern Beirut like it’s nobody’s business. Join us for some explosive fun and chaos in da virtual world of Minecraft. We be causin’ mayhem and destruction like there’s no tomorrow. So come on and join us if you ain’t scared of a little bit of danger and excitement. Let’s show dem haters what we’re made of! #minecraftmadness #virtualvandalism #explosiveexcitement

CraftyNYC: Zelensky vs Trump vs Putin

Agreement, bilateral relations, Conflict Resolution, cooperation, CraftyNYC, Diplomacy, eastern europe, foreign policy, international relations, Meeting, new york, peace talks, Politics, press conference, putin, summit, trump, Ukraine, united nations, world leaders, Zelensky

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	238
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Mines Excavated:	2654	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7

so, liek, this minecraft server is, liek, the bomb diggity, yo. u gotta join cuz, liek, zelensky and trump are totally playing on it together. they’re, liek, bffs in the game and they’re all, “putin can’t win” and stuff. it’s, liek, a total showdown, bro. u gotta be there to witness the epicness. plus, there’s, liek, a secret underground base where they hide all their diamonds and stuff. it’s, liek, the ultimate treasure hunt, dude. u don’t wanna miss out on all the fun and craziness, so join now and be part of the action. trust me, it’s gonna be, liek, totally awesome.

Measles Vax Forever Land

childhood vaccination, disease prevention, herd immunity, Illness, immunization, infectious diseases, Jab, Land, long-term immunity, Measles, MMR vaccine, mumps, Protection, public health, rubella, study, under-10s, vaccination, vaccine, vaccine effectiveness, vaccine safety, Vax

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	4418
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Endless Night Skies:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Holy Grails Found:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5

Yo, yo, yo! Wanna join a lit Minecraft server that’s so dope, even the measles are scared to come near it? Our server is like that MMR vaccine, protecting you for life from boring gameplay!

Come join us and experience the thrill of building your own world, battling epic mobs, and making friends with fellow gamers who are as cool as ice. Plus, our server is so safe and secure, even creepers are like, “nah, I’m good, bro.”

So what are you waiting for? Jump on this Minecraft server train and let’s ride into the sunset of epic adventures and endless fun! Trust us, you won’t regret it. Measles who? We don’t know her.

MelioSMP: The server where getting pranked by your friends is just part of the game!

application, Builder, Community, community-centered, custom-world-generator, Discord, Economy, Events, Explorer, Friends, Game, Java 1.21, Longevity, march 2024, MelioSMP, part, PRANKED, Server, Small Community, smp, Survival, technical player, Terraforming, Trust System, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	321
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19
Void Gems Collected:	19	Chimeras Created:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	10
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1

Melios SMP Overview

Features
No teleportation or warps
No land claiming system
Vanilla experience
Custom world generator
Diamond-based economy
World from March 2024
Events

Our philosophy is simple: keep the core experience vanilla, and keep our server centered around the community. We’re currently open to new players joining our small community. Whether you’re a builder, technical player, explorer, or a mix of every Minecraft playstyle, you’re welcome here!

Interested? Apply through our Discord or visit our website meliosmp.com.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	You can apply through our Discord server or visit our website for more information.
Are there any plugins or mods on the server?	No, we aim to provide a vanilla experience without any additional plugins or mods.
Is griefing allowed?	No, we operate on a trust system and encourage a friendly and respectful community.
Can I contribute to the server events?	Absolutely! We welcome player input and ideas for in-game events.

Beer Me Minecraft Server

alcohol, ALE, barley, Beer, Beverage, Brew, cheers, cold one, craft beer, Drinking, happy hour, Hops, lager, malt, microbrewery, Minecraft, pint, Relaxation, Server, socializing, Stout, Thirsty

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	929
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	68
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the creepers are as explosive as your hangover after a night of partying with villagers! Join us if you want to experience the wildest adventures in the blocky world, where pigs fly (literally, we have a mod for that) and diamonds rain from the sky (okay, maybe not, but a player can dream, right?).

Our server is the perfect place for those who like to play hard and mine harder. We have custom biomes that will make you feel like you’re exploring a whole new world (because you are, duh). And don’t even get us started on our custom mobs – ever fought a zombie wearing a tutu? Well, now’s your chance!

So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your trusty steed (or pig, we don’t judge), and come join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. And remember, the only thing better than building a castle is doing it with a beer in hand. Cheers!

No. 690178326 Minecraft SMP Anonymous

690178326, ANONYMOUS, anonymous user, Community, Conversation, discussion, forum, Generate, internet, list, long tail, message board, Minecraft, ONLINE, post, smp, social media, Tag, Thread, Topic

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	9398
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	20
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Alien Abductions:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Enchantments Applied:	231	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us if you want to ride pigs off cliffs, build giant statues of chickens, and have intense llama races through the Nether. Our server is home to the legendary diamond-eating Ender Dragon, who will challenge you to a dance-off for rare loot.

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground society of villagers who have mastered the art of breakdancing, and they’re always looking for new recruits. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the mystical land of flying cows, where you can ride them into battle against evil mobs.

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you find a server where the only rule is to have as much fun as possible, even if it means building a roller coaster that launches you into the stratosphere? Come join us and embrace the madness!

BlockyFamilyDrama

autism, BlockyFamilyDrama, Boundaries, bullying, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Confrontation, consequences, discipline, Empathy, encouragement, family dynamics, jiu jitsu, parenting, School, self defense, Son, Support, Tactics, Understanding, verbal assault

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	6655
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	13	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13	Buildings Constructed:	15
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	89	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can unleash your inner savage? Look no further! Join our server for the ultimate roast battles and verbal smackdowns!

Just like this parent teaching their son to clap back at his bully, we encourage our players to stand up for themselves and throw some epic insults in the chat. Imagine calling your opponent a “cheeseburger-loving, jelly donut-hiding fatty” during a PvP match – now that’s some next-level trash talk!

We believe in teaching valuable life lessons through Minecraft, like how to defend yourself against mean players and come out on top. So, if you’re ready to sharpen your roasting skills and show off your verbal jiu-jitsu, join our server now! And remember, being autistic is not a free pass to be an asshole – it’s all fair game in the world of Minecraft insults!