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| Players: | 108/200 | Votes: | 5049 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 23 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 0 |
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 6 | Crops Grown: | 7989 |
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 2 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 4 |
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 |
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 11 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 0 |
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 3 | Star Shards Collected: | 266 |
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 2 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 3 |
hey u, ya u, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well lemme tell u sumthin, dis server is like a magical unicorn farting rainbows of awesomeness. like seriously, u can build ur own castle made out of cheese and ride a pig into battle against evil zombie llamas.
oh and get this, there’s a secret hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and golden apples somewhere in the map. but beware, cuz there’s a group of evil chickens guarding it with their sharp beaks and deadly clucks.
and if u think dat’s cool, just wait til u hear about the annual potato festival we have every year. u can dress up as a potato and participate in potato-themed mini games like potato sack races and potato toss. it’s like a spud-tacular party u don’t wanna miss.
so what r u waitin for? come join dis server and let’s have a blast together. who knows, maybe u’ll even become the king of the potato kingdom.
