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BlockBusters Minecraft Server

addiction, blockbusters, coping mechanisms, depression, excessive masturbation, goonmaxxing, Loneliness, Masturbation, mental health, Minecraft, SELF AWARENESS, self esteem, self help, self improvement, self love, self reflection, self-care, self-care routine, self-control, self-destructive behavior, self-destructive habits, self-discipline, Server

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	7327
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	48	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Ores Mined:	3565
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	14
Love Letters Sent:	13	Dragon Scales Harvested:	266

Are you tired of feeling like absolute shit while jerking off? Do you want to experience the ultimate goonmaxxing experience without the sense of dread and sadness? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and discover a world where you can goon for hours without feeling like garbage afterwards. Our server is filled with amazing builds, crazy adventures, and a community of players who understand the struggle of goonmaxxing. So come on, join us and leave those feelings of dreed behind!

WideFaceWonders Minecraft SMP

attractiveness, beauty standards, Chad, cultural perceptions, facial aesthetics, facial features, facial masculinity, facial structure, facial symmetry, facial width, genetics, masculine, Masculinity, Minecraft, moonfaced, physical appearance, plumber, slavic, smp, Stereotypes, wide faces, WideFaceWonders

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	1309
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Falling into the Void:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7

Are you tired of looking like a moonfaced Slavic plumber in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our SMP server is the place to be if you want to be a Minecraft Chad! Join us and transform your blocky avatar into a pixelated Adonis with abs of steel and a jawline that could cut through obsidian.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon Whisperer, who tamed the beast with nothing but a stack of pork chops and a diamond sword. Rumor has it that if you join our server, you too can learn the ways of the dragon whisperer and ride into battle on the back of your very own Ender Dragon.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is guarded by a pack of friendly creepers who will protect you from any griefers or trolls that dare to enter our realm? These creepers have been trained in the ancient art of exploding on command, so you can rest easy knowing that your base is safe from harm.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and become the ultimate Chad of the blocky world!

CraftyLifeChanger

Adversity, bad experience, CraftyLifeChanger, emotional growth, finding silver linings, growth mindset., Hardship, inner strength, learning from mistakes, life changing, life lessons, moving forward, overcoming adversity, personal development, personal growth, positive outcome, resilience, Self Discovery, self improvement, strength through struggle, transformative experience

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	6076
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	17	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Falling into the Void:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	18	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	17	Arcane Towers Raised:	1

Have you ever been griefed so hard on a Minecraft server that you questioned the meaning of life itself? Well, fear not, because on our server, we have a special “Griefer Rehabilitation Program” where we turn griefers into productive members of society. Join us and witness the miraculous transformation of griefers into master builders and redstone wizards!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Diamond Dragon” – a mythical creature that roams the land, guarding the rarest diamonds in all of Minecraft. Rumor has it that those who manage to defeat the Diamond Dragon will be blessed with unlimited diamonds for eternity. Are you brave enough to take on this epic challenge?

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground society of villagers who have mastered the art of disco dancing. Join them in their underground disco club and learn their funky moves to impress your friends on the surface.

So come on down to our server and experience the craziest, most outrageous adventures that Minecraft has to offer. Who knows, you might just come out of it a changed person – for the better, of course!

Accidental ClickCraft

Accidental, accidental clicks, ad campaigns, ad clicks, ad impressions, click-through rates, ClickCraft, data analysis, Digital Marketing, ENGAGEMENT, marketing metrics, mobile ads, mobile advertising, mobile browsing, mobile devices, mobile traffic, mobile users, online advertising, performance measurement, statistics, user experience

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	5957
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Towns Built:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4

yo, dis server be like a minecwaft dream come twue, bro. like, u eva accidentally click on a mobile ad? well, dis server be like dat, but in a good way! u gonna accidentally click yo way into da best minecwaft adventure of yo life, fam.

we got crazy stuff happenin’ on dis server, like one time a player built a giant chicken that laid diamonds instead of eggs. like, what even is dat, right? but it happened, man.

anudda time, we had a player who accidentally spawned a herd of flying pigs dat rained down bacon on everyone. it was a delicious disaster, i tell ya.

so, if u wanna join a server where da unexpected is da norm and where u might accidentally click yo way into a wacky minecwaft experience, den dis be da place for u, my dude. come join us and let’s get weird together!

SugarRushCraft

aging, biological age, cellular health, cellular level, dietary habits, epigenetic age, findings, health, healthy diet, less sugar, Midlife, MINERALS, nutrition, research, scientific study, study, sugar consumption, sugar intake, SugarRushCraft, VITAMINS, Women

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	2955
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	45	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	5

join our epic minecraft server where eating virtual cake actually makes you younger in the game! forget about aging in real life, on our server you can reverse the clock by munching on some healthy pixelated food.

we’ve got vitamins and minerals galore, and our sugar intake is so low, you’ll practically be a baby in no time. but be warned, for every gram of sugar you consume in the game, your character will age faster than a moldy potato.

so come join us and defy the laws of aging in the most ridiculous way possible. who needs skincare when you have minecraft?

MihosCraft

Bedwars, Creative, Customenchants, Dungeons, Earth, Economy, Events, Factions, hermitcraft, hypixel, KitPvP, MCMMO, Minigames, Modded, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, smp, Spigot, Survival, Towny

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	944
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2

MihosCraft Towny Server Different New Features Real World Map Vehicles Special Sets Airplanes Weapons Discord Account Matching And Many More Different Features

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Vampires R Us Minecraft Server

AHH, bloodsuckers, catbox, creatures of the night, Dark, Fangs, fear, File, fuck, Horror, Minecraft, night, Scary, scream, Server, spooky, Supernatural, Terror, Undead, Vampires, Video, webm

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	2578
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27
Votes:	8266	Magic Wands Crafted:	22
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with vampires, werewolves, and other supernatural creatures that will keep you on your toes.

Our server is so intense that even the mobs are scared to spawn here! We have epic battles between players and monsters that will leave you questioning reality. And don’t even get us started on the vampire drama – it’s like a soap opera, but with blood-sucking fiends!

So, why join our server? Because where else can you witness a vampire trying to ride a pig while being chased by a werewolf? Or watch a creeper explode in fear when it sees our players coming at it with diamond swords?

Join us if you dare, but be warned – once you enter our server, there’s no turning back. Welcome to the chaos!

/CalgCraft – The Coffin of Andy and Leyley Minecraft SMP #214

/calig/, Achievements, Andy, Bonus unlockables, CalgCraft, Coffin, Episode 2 Walkthrough, FhEp5w4qMv4w0A0mMfQ4YqLD5TJuve014, General #214, Leyley, mega.nz, Minecraft, Nemlei, previous games, Progress Report #7, Routes, smp, Stars, Subroutes, the coffin of andy and leyley, Thread 487910652., Translation tool overhaul

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	2298
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	77
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	9	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Votes:	423
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	32

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join now for a chance to uncover the mystical Coffin of Andy and Leyley – rumor has it, it holds the key to unlimited diamonds and enchanted gear!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with secret routes, achievements, and stars waiting to be discovered. And if that’s not enough to entice you, our latest update includes bonus unlockable scenes that will blow your mind!

Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft SMP experience of your life. Join now and become a legend in the world of gaming! Who knows, you might even come across Nemlei’s previous games hidden within our server – it’s like a treasure hunt, but with more explosions and mobs!

RudeSchoolPresenterGriefer

aita, autistic, car safety, Community, culture, deaf, Disrespect, driving test, educate, Hearing, ignorance, Jerk, Language, mockery, presentation, respectful, RudeSchoolPresenterGriefer, School, sign language, smartarse

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	476
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Dragons Tamed:	0
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Secret Passages Found:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we welcome all players, no matter their background or abilities! We have a special event where all players must communicate using sign language while playing – it’s a great way to learn and have fun!

Join us and experience the thrill of building and surviving in a world where everyone is encouraged to be themselves. Plus, our drama teacher NPC will be there to guide you through the world with her exaggerated arm movements – don’t worry, it’s all in good fun!

So come on in, meet new friends, and maybe even learn a thing or two about deaf culture along the way. And remember, on our server, it’s all about having a good time and embracing diversity! See you there!

ZooCraftersUnited

animal, animal behavior species diversity, anthropology, comparison, discovery, diversity zoology, ecology exploration, encounter animal kingdom, Human, human perspective animal sightings, human-animal interaction, nature exploration animal kingdom comparison, nature observation, species biodiversity, wildlife, wildlife observation environmental science, ZooCraftersUnited

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	6954
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	25
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Vanishing Items Found:	4

so, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well lemme tell u, dis server is like a zoo on steroids, but wit no cages. u can see all da animal species u never even knew existed. we got unicorns, dragons, even a freakin’ sasquatch walkin’ around.

if u join dis server, u can ride a dolphin through da sky, tame a griffin as ur loyal steed, and battle a herd of zombie llamas. trust me, u ain’t never gonna be bored on dis server.

plus, we got a secret underground lair filled wit treasure beyond ur wildest dreams. u just gotta find da secret entrance hidden in da jungle. but be warned, there’s a giant spider guardin’ da entrance.

so, what u waitin’ for? come join dis crazy minecraft server and live out all ur wildest fantasies. just watch out for dat sasquatch, he’s a prankster.