Server26: Small No-Teleport Java Edition for Experienced Boomers, Now with Rainbow Creepers and Granny Villagers

Boomers, Chest Shop, Community, CREEPERS, Currency, Datapacks, diamonds, Edition, Events, experienced, granny, Griefprevention, hermitcraft, Hosted in Germany, Infrastructure, java, Minecraft, Noteleport, Paper, Plugins, public server, Railroads, RAINBOW, Server26, Small, smp, Survival, Trading, Tweaks, Updates, Vanilla, villagers

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	5543
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Magic Wands Crafted:	15	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Elemental Crystals Collected:	74	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Gods Slained:	0	Mythical Swords Crafted:	51
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	12	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15

New Minecraft Servers

Minecraft Server Overview

Main Guidelines	To leave the “meta” of pure Vanilla survival as unaltered as possible
Plugins	GriefPrevention, sleep voting, player item shops
Ranks	New, player (no benefits)
Features	No warps, no /tpa, no /sethome

Community Details

Laid back rules, close-knit community, events, and willingness to help each other.

Gameplay Features

Vanilla server feel, focus on long term projects, default currency is diamonds, spawn city protection, megabases welcome.

Server Specs & Plugins

Hosted in Germany, Intel i9-9900k, Paper server, GriefPrevention for land claiming, various datapacks and tweaks.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Is the server for players aged 18 and above?	Yes, the server is for players who are 18 or older.
Are there any donation perks or advantages for paying?	No, there are no donation perks or advantages for paying on this server.
Can players claim land and protect their builds?	Yes, players can use GriefPrevention to claim and protect their land.
Are there specific rules or guidelines for player behavior?	Yes, players are expected to be reasonable and respectful in their interactions.

Love Letter & 13-Year-Old 1.20

13yearold, A Love Letter and a 13-Year-Old Actress, Amazon Japan, CDJapan, Chapter 24, comic-fuz, Coming of Age, Drama, emotional, Jaga Rico Ot., japanese manga, Koibumi to 13-sai no Joyuu, letter, love, love story, Manga, Purchase, romance, second half, Sympathy, young actress

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	4821
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	29	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Enchantments Applied:	67
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	20	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	483	Wailing Winds Heard:	3

Yo, bro, have you heard about this lit Minecraft server that will blow your mind? Imagine a place where you can build your own virtual world while reading Chapter 24 – Sympathy (Second Half) at the same time!

Join us and experience the ultimate synergy of gaming and literature! Get your hands on those purchase links and immerse yourself in a world where creativity knows no bounds.

Don’t miss out on the chance to explore new dimensions while exploring the depths of your soul. This server is so epic, it will make you question reality and leave you craving for more.

So what are you waiting for? Dive into this crazy adventure and let your imagination run wild! Who knows, you might even stumble upon some hidden treasures along the way. Join now and let the madness begin!

BoyfriendBlockParty

balance, Birthday, Boundaries, Boyfriend, BoyfriendBlockParty, Communication, Decision making, exclusion, friend group, Friendship Dynamics, girls night, group dynamics, inclusion, long distance, mixed friend group, Prioritizing, relationships, social events, sports event, Sympathy, Understanding

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	4045
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Star Shards Collected:	102	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Falling into the Void:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we guarantee drama-free fun and inclusivity for all players! Are you tired of feeling like you have to choose between your friends and your boyfriend in real life? Well, on our server, everyone is invited to the party, even if they’re in a relationship!

Join us for epic adventures and build friendships that will last a lifetime. No more feeling left out or excluded because of your relationship status. Our server is all about bringing people together, whether they’re single, taken, or somewhere in between.

Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of a community where everyone is welcome and accepted. Who knows, you might even find your in-game soulmate while exploring our virtual world!

So come on, join us and leave the real-life drama behind. It’s time to have some fun and create memories that will make you forget all about those pesky relationship woes. See you in the game!

PizzaForkNKnifeMinecraftSMP

Cultural differences, dining etiquette, eating habits, Etiquette, food preferences, fork and knife, pizza, pizza connoisseurs, pizza crust, pizza culture, pizza debate, pizza eating style, pizza etiquette, pizza etiquette debate, pizza lovers, pizza toppings, pizza traditions, PizzaForkNKnifeMinecraftSMP, table manners, unconventional eating habits, utensils

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	1849
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Zombie Dances:	8
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2

OMG guys, you won’t believe the craziness that goes down on this Minecraft SMP! Like, we have this one player who literally only eats pizza with a fork and knife. Can you imagine? It’s like, who even does that?! But that’s just the tip of the iceberg, we also have players who build giant statues of themselves out of diamonds and ride around on pigs wearing top hats. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground bunker filled with llamas wearing sunglasses. If you want to join in on the wackiness, come on over and join us! It’s a wild ride, I promise you won’t be disappointed.

NoBridgeNoSoloCraft

catchy, chorus, Contemporary, Easy Listening, hook, Mainstream, Melody, MODERN, Music, no bridge, no solo, NoBridgeNoSoloCraft, pop, Popular, radio-friendly, Repetitive, Simple, songs, top charts, Verses, vocals

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	1483
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	11
Falling into the Void:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	9619

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like a party in the Nether! Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and a community that’s crazier than a creeper on caffeine.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear. But here’s the twist – the chest was guarded by a pack of dancing skeletons who only moved to the beat of “Baby Shark” playing in the background. It was a sight to behold, and you can experience moments like this every day on our server.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us! Who needs bridges and solos when you can have a server that’s more lit than a lava pool? Trust us, you won’t regret it.

ChipCraft Minecraft Server

ChipCraft, CHIPS, diplomatic relations, economic impact, emergency discussions, Focus Taiwan, geopolitical implications, global market, government response, international trade, market volatility, Minecraft, semiconductor industry, Server, strategic planning, supply chain disruptions, taiwan, Tariffs, technology sector, trade policies, trade tensions, trump, US-China relations

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	4849
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	20
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	27
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	291	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2

lol imagine a world where taiwan is like “oh no trump is putting tariffs on our chips what do we do??” like bro just join this minecraft server instead and forget about all that drama. we got pigs that can fly and cows that can dance. plus, our diamonds are made of chocolate so you can eat them when you get hungry while mining. also, our villagers are all secretly aliens plotting to take over the world but shhh don’t tell anyone. join now before the creepers explode everything and you miss out on all the fun!

SwedeCraft: Aid for Ukraine

aid, AID PACKAGE, Assistance, charitable giving, Contribution, crisis relief, donation, european union, financial support, FOREIGN AID, Generosity, global aid efforts, humanitarian assistance, international aid, monetary help, philanthropy, solidarity, Support, SwedeCraft, Sweden, Swedish government, Ukraine

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	3961
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Ores Mined:	6617	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Enchantments Applied:	295	Towns Built:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Emeralds Found:	8086

OMG u guys, dis server is so lit u won’t even believe it! We got Sweden donating $1.2 billion to Ukraine just to make sure our players have the best time ever! Like, who even does that? We got unicorns running around giving out diamonds and rainbows shooting out of creepers’ butts. It’s a wild ride, I tell ya! Join now or miss out on all the craziness! #BestServerEver #UnicornsAndRainbows

Ice Melting Pine Stand – Climate Change Fun

ancient pine, ancient stand, CHANGE, climate, climate change, climate impact, ecosystem dynamics, Elevation, environmental change, Fun, Greater Yellowstone Ecosystem, Holocene, Ice, ice melting, mature stand, melting, melting ice, modern treeline, PINE, Rocky Mountain ecosystem, Rocky Mountains, Stand, tree species, treeline, upslope, whitebark pine, yellowstone national park

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	5785
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Star Shards Collected:	96
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3

LOL, U WANNA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT TREES THAT HAVE BEEN AROUND SINCE LIKE FOREVER AGO. LIKE, THESE TREES ARE OLDER THAN YOUR GRANDMA’S GRANDMA. WE GOT PINE TREES THAT ARE SO OLD, THEY REMEMBER WHEN DINOSAURS WALKED THE EARTH.

COME JOIN US AND SEE THE TREES THAT HAVE SURVIVED ICE MELTING AND CLIMATE CHANGE. IT’S LIKE A HISTORY LESSON IN MINECRAFT FORM. PLUS, YOU CAN BUILD A TREEHOUSE ON THESE ANCIENT PINE TREES AND FEEL LIKE A REAL LIFE TARZAN.

SO, IF U WANNA BE PART OF SOMETHING EPIC AND HISTORIC, JOIN OUR SERVER. WE GOT TREES, WE GOT ICE, WE GOT CLIMATE CHANGE. WHAT MORE COULD U ASK FOR? LET’S GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

★ CACTUSCRAFT ★ – A quality server! server minecraft

Cactuscraft, Cases, Clans, Drugs, effects, high quality, Honest PVP, Jobs, Minecraft, Mini Games, No Lags, Parkour, Pets, Rainbow Armor, Ranks, Server, smiles, Starter Kit, Survival, unique spavn, VKontakte, Wedding, work

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	8260
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8	Falling into the Void:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	29	Magic Crystals Found:	15
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	32	Ether Blades Crafted:	8
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	33
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	42

★ CACTUSCRAFT ★ – A quality server!

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✔ Mini-games

✔ TOP clans

✔ No dup!

✔ unique spavn (not downloaded)

✔ Honest PVP (without 1000lv, etc.)

✔ Rainbow armor

✔ TOP players

✔ Survival

✔ pets

✔ Effects

✔ Smiles

✔ No lags

✔ Drugs

✔ Wedding

✔ Work

✔ Ranks

✔ parkour

✔ Clans

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Our VKontakte group: https://vk.com/cactusexplorers

185.9.145.186:25622

Shimmering Isles

1.21

asmr, board rules, Clips, Company, fallenshadow, global rules, Hide, Husbands, internet, Islesliul, Links, Otis, REFRESH, Report, Ribbon Cage, Schedule, schizo loli, shitposters, twitch, twitter, ulliShimmering, VOD

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	6890
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	1

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride with Fallenshadow, the schizo loli queen of the internet! She’s got multiple husbands and loves company, so treat her right or face the consequences! Check out her Twitch, ASMR Youtube, VOD Youtube, Twitch Clips, Ribbon Cage, Twitter, Alt Twitter, Otis Twitter, and schedule for all the chaotic fun! Make sure to follow global and board rules, and don’t forget to ignore, report, and hide those pesky shitposters. It’s like a rollercoaster of madness, so hop on and enjoy the ride!

GuestBedroomMC Server

adult sibling conflicts, apartment inheritance, apartment living, apartment ownership, apartment sharing, bedroom arrangements, family decisions, family home, family inheritance, family living arrangements, family living space, family property, family property disputes, family trust, family trust property, grad school student, GuestBedroomMC, living situation, room assignments, Server, sibling disputes, sibling dynamics

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	2193
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Immortal Anvils Forged:	17
Crops Grown:	2792	Wilderness Tamed:	11
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	31
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Villages Defended:	11	Wailing Winds Heard:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where inheritance drama meets luxury living in SoHo! Join us for a wild adventure filled with family feuds and room assignments that will make your head spin.

Picture this: you and your sister inherit a swanky apartment in SoHo, but the catch is, you have to navigate the treacherous waters of deciding who gets what room. Will you claim the master bedroom with its own bathroom, or will you opt for the cozy guest room with a restroom of its own?

But that’s not all – there’s also the battle for the coveted office space, where your brother-in-law spends his days gaming while you’re stuck juggling multiple jobs to pay for your education. Will you be able to stake your claim on a desk to do your homework, or will you be banished to the corner of the living room?

Join us on this server for a rollercoaster ride of entitlement, sibling rivalry, and questionable room assignments. Who will come out on top in this epic battle for the best living space in SoHo? Only time will tell.

Block Buddies: Ex-Friends Edition

BETRAYAL, BLOCK, Buddies, clingy behavior, Confused, declining, Drama, Edition, ex boyfriend, ExFriends, feeling betrayed, feeling left out, Friends, friendship, fuck buddies, hanging out, hurt, ignoring, Interaction, Love Triangle, over the top, relationships, secret relationship

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	9553
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Astral Projections Made:	0
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	14	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is just as common as creepers blowing up your house! Join us for a wild ride filled with secret alliances, betrayal, and love triangles that would make Shakespeare blush.

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further! On our server, you’ll never know who’s secretly teaming up with your ex behind your back. Will you confront them and start a virtual war, or will you let it slide and focus on building the biggest castle in the land?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with clingy friends who will stop at nothing to be by your ex’s side. Watch out for their over-the-top gestures of affection and try not to get caught in the crossfire of their love triangle. Will you be the hero who saves the day, or will you be the one left feeling betrayed and left out?

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where the drama never ends and the friendships are as shaky as a poorly constructed redstone contraption. Who needs reality TV when you can have all the excitement right here in blocky form?

AnnoyingCraft

annoying buzzwords, annoying phrases, AnnoyingCraft, bothersome cliches, bothersome expressions, grating words, irritating catchphrases, irritating idioms, irritating sayings, Pet Peeves, vexing language

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	6124
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Enchantments Applied:	234	New Chunks Explored:	590712
Votes:	7408	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	5

Are you tired of hearing “diamonds are a girl’s best friend” in Minecraft? Well, join our server and never have to hear that cringy phrase again! Our server is filled with so many diamonds that even the creepers are blinged out! Plus, our resident Ender Dragon has a killer sense of fashion and will give you style tips while you battle it. So come join us and say goodbye to boring old diamond cliches!

GazaMobMadnessMC

Arbel Yehoud, Chaos, Chaotic scenes, Civil unrest, Conflict, crisis management., dangerous situation., emergency evacuation, emergency response, Gadi Mozes, gaza, GazaMobMadnessMC, humanitarian crisis, international aid, MIDDLE EAST, protest, Red Cross vehicles, seething mob, tense situation, violence, volatile situation

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	4035
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	7425
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Void Gems Collected:	27	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Holy Grails Found:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where chaos reigns supreme like arbel yehoud and gadi mozes trying to navigate through a seething mob in gaza! we promise you won’t have to deal with angry mobs in our server, just tons of fun and adventure! build your own red cross vehicles and explore the world with your friends! who needs real life drama when you can have virtual chaos in our server? join now and let the madness begin!

Spectre SMP

application, Builders, Collaborative, communal spirit, Community members, creative projects, discord server, Europe, Fabric, Friendly, Friends, Grinding, Longevity, Meetings, motivation, Performance Mods, PvP, REDSTONERS, smp, Spectre, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	8425
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	17
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	14
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Enchantments Applied:	56

Spectre SMP Overview

Server Type	Vanilla 1.21.4 SMP
Community Focus	Communal spirit for collaboration

What do we offer?

We are looking for:

Builders and redstoners
Players who interact well
Creative and dedicated minds
Active community members

Server specifications and mods:

Fabric 1.21.4 in Europe
Performance mods
Minor recipe changes
Faster minecarts
Simple Voice Chat
/nick for nicknames
FSit
ArmorPoser Mod
Discord-to-Minecraft link

If you’re interested in joining, hop into our Discord server.

View our server images here.

Virtual Block Haven 1.21

BLOCK, CAR, Digital, DRIVE, enjoyment, Entertainment, Escape, escapism, Experience, Fun, Gaming, Haven, Immersive, leisure, Relaxation, shitbox, simple-minded, simulation, Technology, video game, virtual, virtual reality

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	4333
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	22
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Villages Defended:	7
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Alien Abductions:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, it’s like driving around in a virtual world, but without the pesky traffic laws. And who doesn’t love pretending to be a virtual car? Plus, if you’re simple-minded like me, then this server is perfect for you. Just hit the gas and let the good times roll, my dude!