| Players: | 107/200 | Votes: | 2343 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 3 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 3 |
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 1 | Farms Harvested: | 276 |
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 7 |
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 23 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 5 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 18 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 7 |
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 3 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 15 |
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 1 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 3 |
mc.kanamc.f5.si
| Players: | 97/800 | Votes: | 2607 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 1 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 |
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 4 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 8 |
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 2 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 3 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 10 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 5 |
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 1 |
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 4 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 |
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 49 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 11 |
On our server, you can crochet to your heart’s content while your boyfriend watches tiktoks with his friends – no hurt ankles or inconsiderate gestures here! Plus, we have a special feature where you can toss virtual presents at each other when things get heated. And don’t worry, parallel play is our specialty – you can build your own world while your boyfriend does his own thing, just like in real life!
So come join us and leave the real world drama behind – because who needs a boyfriend when you have a Minecraft server to keep you company? 😉
| Players: | 102/400 | Votes: | 5970 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 1157 | Votes: | 1715 |
| Farms Harvested: | 159 | Gryphons Tamed: | 1 |
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 3 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 411 |
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 13 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 |
| Infinity Stones Found: | 5 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 10 |
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 0 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 42 |
| Gods Slained: | 2 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 6 |
| Players: | 101/300 | Votes: | 8720 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 374 |
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 5 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 3 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 926 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 17 |
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 1 | Horror Stories Survived: | 1 |
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 4 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 16 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 3 |
| Epic Battles Fought: | 13 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 14 |
We are waiting for you on sagasurvival.com! This is a Romanian Minecraft survival server, but don’t worry, the server language is EN/RO. You will find unique and never-before-seen content, such as an enchanted survival server with economy, mines, farms, and more. Come play in the casino and have fun with your friends!
play.sagasurvival.com:8205
| Players: | 97/400 | Votes: | 8221 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 5 | Infernal Machines Built: | 0 |
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 4 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 5 |
| Ores Mined: | 8782 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 5 |
| Battle Standards Raised: | 14 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 5 |
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 3 | Mineshafts Explored: | 1 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 |
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 5 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 2 |
TecsusPadMine
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| Players: | 103/400 | Votes: | 8381 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 4 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 |
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 5 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 49 |
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 4 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 1 |
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 13 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 8 |
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 1 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 3 |
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 2 | Invisible Walls Found: | 4 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 8 |
I’m talking giant statues of anime girls, floating castles made of cheese, and roller coasters that go through lava pits and unicorn forests.
And get this, the players on this server are like a bunch of crazy geniuses who will blow your mind with their epic creations.
So, if you wanna escape reality and dive headfirst into a world of pure imagination, then join this server ASAP! Plus, the last anime girl you fapped to will probably be there too, just sayin’.
| Players: | 107/100 | Votes: | 6048 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 3 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 1 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 3 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 |
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 4 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 0 |
| Crops Grown: | 9480 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 456 |
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 6 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 |
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 1 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 15 |
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 7 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamond eggs that can make all your wildest dreams come true. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret disco party hidden deep within the Nether.
So why wait? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen.
| Players: | 105/300 | Votes: | 7837 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 3 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 7 |
| Unicorn Sightings: | 0 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 11 |
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 2 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 5 | Zombie Dances: | 4 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 10 |
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 8 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 1 |
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 | Infinity Stones Found: | 2 |
1. We have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to dance. It’s like a rave but with creepers and skeletons getting down on the dance floor.
2. Our admin is a talking llama who gives out diamond blocks like they’re candy. You just gotta do a little llama dance and boom, you’re rich!
3. We have a PvP arena where you can battle it out with other players using nothing but enchanted potatoes. It’s chaotic and hilarious.
4. Our community is full of crazy characters, like a villager who speaks only in puns and a zombie who thinks he’s a famous rapper. You’ll never be bored with these wacky folks around.
So, what are you waiting for? Come join our Minecraft SMP and experience the madness for yourself. Trust me, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 92/600 | Votes: | 8142 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 5 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 4 |
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 9 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 2 |
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 1 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 13 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 3833 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 8 |
| Potions Brewed: | 32 | Dragons Tamed: | 7 |
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 9 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 7 |
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 23 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 |
| Players: | 97/100 | Votes: | 2830 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 6 | Rune Stones Activated: | 5 |
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 | Epic Quests Completed: | 28 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 |
| Infernal Machines Built: | 2 | Dimension Hops: | 6 |
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 1 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 |
| Farms Harvested: | 233 | Zombie Dances: | 5 |
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 10 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 |
WE GOT PIGS THAT FLY, CREEPERS THAT DANCE, AND DIAMONDS THAT TALK!
COME JOIN US IF YOU WANNA LAUGH TIL YOUR PICKAXE BREAKS AND BUILD TIL YOUR BLOCKS RUN OUT!
WARNING: MAY CAUSE EXTREME ADDICTION AND UNCONTROLLABLE GIGGLES. PLAY AT YOUR OWN RISK!
| Players: | 90/1000 | Votes: | 4493 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 1 | Mineshafts Explored: | 2 |
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 11 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 1 |
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 6 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 2 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 2 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 15 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 3 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 5 |
| Zombie Dances: | 6 | Horror Stories Survived: | 7 |
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 3 | Divine Spears Created: | 28 |
Our Minecraft server is like no other, it’s a wild ride of adventure, chaos, and FUN! Join us and become a part of the most epic clean-up crew in Minecraft history. We ain’t just cleaning up any old mess, we’re tackling a Black Sea oil spill like bosses!
But wait, there’s more! If you join our server, you’ll have the chance to ask Putin himself for help. That’s right, THE Putin! Who knows, maybe he’ll even drop by for a game of Minecraft and help us clean up the mess. It’s gonna be LIT!
So what are you waiting for? Grab your shovel, put on your best cleaning outfit, and join us on this crazy adventure. Trust us, you won’t regret it! Let’s show the world what a group of misfit Minecraft players can do when we put our minds to it. Join now and let’s clean up this mess together!
| Players: | 101/100 | Votes: | 3445 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 2 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 1 |
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 7 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 3 |
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 | Votes: | 1690 |
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 5 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 3 |
| Enchantments Applied: | 96 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 6 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 5 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 |
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 4 | Magic Items Found: | 7819 |
| Players: | 98/700 | Votes: | 228 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 4 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 3 |
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 12 | Reality Warps Survived: | 2 |
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 3 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 1 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 6 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 5 |
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 1 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 7 |
| Herobrine Sightings: | 4 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 5 |
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 4 |
| Features | Description |
|---|---|
| Version | Always on the latest stable vanilla jar |
| Host | Self hosted on a purpose built machine |
| Plugins | No plugins |
| Commands | No tp/sethome |
| Discord | Join our Discord |
| Java | IP: freakcraft.net |
Q: What is the server version? A: We always run the latest stable vanilla jar.
Q: Are there any plugins installed? A: No, we do not use any plugins on the server.
Q: Can I use commands like /tp or /sethome? A: No, we believe in a true vanilla experience without those commands.
Q: How can I join the Discord server? A: You can join our Discord server by clicking on the link provided above.
Q: What is the server IP for Java edition? A: The server IP is freakcraft.net
| Players: | 110/100 | Votes: | 5325 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Orbs of Power Found: | 10 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 4 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 5 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 10 |
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 3 |
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 | Underground Cities Explored: | 5 |
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 5 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 14 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 2 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 4 |
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 6 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 4 |
| Players: | 91/900 | Votes: | 4144 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 13 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 1 |
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 8 | Towns Built: | 6 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 4 |
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 256 |
| Animals Bred: | 75 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 7 |
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 6 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 4 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 20 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 3 |
| Players: | 90/1000 | Votes: | 9143 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 24 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 3 |
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 6 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 13 |
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 |
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 4 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 5 |
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 1 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 |
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 1 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 5 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 7 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 227 |
But watch out for those attention-seeking players who might try to steal your thunder. Just like the OP’s sister, they might try to make you feel incomplete without a Minecraft partner or baby creepers. Don’t let them get to you – show them who’s boss by building the biggest, baddest castle in all the land!
And if things get too heated, feel free to snap like the OP did and leave the party. We promise not to judge – after all, sometimes you just need to log off and take a break from the chaos. So come join us on our server, where the only thing crazier than the drama is the creativity of our players!
