| Players: | 103/300 | Votes: | 6561 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 5 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 5 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 3 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 7 |
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 2 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 9 |
| Zombie Dances: | 10 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 11 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 7 |
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 4 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 12 |
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 17 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 |
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| Players: | 110/600 | Votes: | 9901 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 0 | Void Armor Forged: | 21 |
| Underground Cities Explored: | 1 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 6 |
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 4 | Unicorn Sightings: | 1 |
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 28 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 65 |
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 2 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 3 |
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 5 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 |
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 3 |
You gotta join this server, like ASAP, because the players are all like, super duper rich and they throw emerald parties every night. I heard one time, someone found a chest full of enchanted golden apples and they all turned into unicorns and flew around the map together. It was wild, man.
And get this, the mods are like, actual dragons who hoard all the diamonds and only give them out to the most epic builders. Like, I heard this one dude built a replica of the Eiffel Tower out of emerald blocks and they made him king of the server. True story.
So yeah, if you wanna be part of the most baller Minecraft SMP ever, you gotta join this server. Just watch out for the creepers wearing top hats, they’re the real bosses around here. Good luck, broskis!
| Players: | 94/300 | Votes: | 8066 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 3 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 11 |
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 5 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 5 |
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 |
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 3 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 1 |
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 3 |
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 22 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 3 |
| Infernal Machines Built: | 1 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 4 |
Join us and be part of a community where emotions run wild and tears flow freely. Who knows, you might even make some lifelong friends while bonding over your shared love of crying in Minecraft. So come on, let those tears flow and join our server today!
| Players: | 100/1000 | Votes: | 7519 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Villages Defended: | 17 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 38 |
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 19 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 2 |
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 5 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 2 |
| Void Armor Forged: | 15 | Magic Items Found: | 5409 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 6 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 3 |
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 197 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 5 | Mineshafts Explored: | 5 |
also, we have this secret underground city where players can battle it out in intense PvP matches. it’s like the hunger games but with more explosions and flying pigs.
oh, and did i mention we have a roller coaster that goes through a volcano? yeah, it’s pretty lit. you gotta join this server if you wanna have the time of your life, man. trust me, you won’t regret it.
| Players: | 110/500 | Votes: | 8625 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 3 | Underground Cities Explored: | 5 |
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 17 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 3 |
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 5 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 2 |
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 7 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 4 |
| Mineshafts Explored: | 3 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 |
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 4 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 5 |
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 30 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 |
we got creepers that dance the cha cha slide, skeletons that play the kazoo, and zombies that do the macarena. it’s a party in every corner of the map, i tell ya.
plus, our diamond mines are so rich, you’ll be swimming in bling bling like a rapper in no time. and don’t even get me started on our secret underground disco club where the villagers break it down like there’s no tomorrow.
oh, and did i mention our custom-made roller coaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano? yep, we got that too.
so, if u wanna have a blast and forget all about russia and ukraine drama, come join us on this epic minecraft server. trust me, you won’t regret it.
| Players: | 108/800 | Votes: | 3833 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Underground Cities Explored: | 3 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 |
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 5 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 |
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 4 | Unicorn Sightings: | 0 |
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 7 | Emeralds Found: | 8458 |
| Endless Night Skies: | 2 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 2 |
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 4 | Epic Battles Fought: | 10 |
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 7 | Magical Moments Shared: | 30 |
| Players: | 93/900 | Votes: | 2149 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 5 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 2 |
| Divine Spears Created: | 20 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 5 |
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 2 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 10 |
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 11 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 3 |
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 4 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 16 |
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 4 | Crops Grown: | 4929 |
LampLifesteal is a 1.8.9 server that add the twist of when you kill someone you gain a heart, and they lose a heart.
This version has Java, Cracked, and Eaglercraft support so ANYONE can join regardless if they own a copy of Minecraft or not.
The server has a great community and lots of features like an auction house, economy, shop, bounties, and much more.
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| Players: | 90/500 | Votes: | 1778 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 3 | Gryphons Tamed: | 1 |
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 2 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 5 |
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 2 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 15 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 2 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 12 |
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 9 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 7 |
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 4 | Orbs of Power Found: | 6 |
Join this server if you wanna experience the ultimate chaos and madness in the Minecraft universe.
We have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the dancers.
And get this, our PvP arena is a giant bowl of spaghetti where you fight to the death with meatballs as weapons.
Don’t miss out on the chance to explore a world where everything is upside down and pigs can talk.
Join now if you want to enter a dimension where reality is just a suggestion and insanity is the norm.
| Players: | 99/1000 | Votes: | 5652 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Dragons Tamed: | 6 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 1 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 3 |
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 4 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 |
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 486 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 10 |
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 18 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 31 |
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 7 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 9 |
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 8 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 4 |
Embark on quests to find the legendary Soap of Purity, battle against evil mobs who reek of fishy smells, and learn the ancient art of Vaginal Hygiene from our wise elders. Together, we can cleanse the world of smelly vaginas and restore peace and harmony to our beloved server.
So come on, don’t let your love life be ruined by stinky genitals any longer! Join our Minecraft SMP today and be a part of the epic quest to save the world from the horrors of vaginal odor. Trust us, it’s going to be a wild ride!
| Players: | 98/900 | Votes: | 5993 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 2 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 5 |
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 3 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 9 | Royal Courts Attended: | 0 |
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 5 |
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 3 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 18 |
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 2 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 10 |
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 | Blood Moons Survived: | 3 |
Join us and leave all your real-life problems behind, like that time my wife ran off to an Airbnb and demanded a divorce because I wouldn’t move out of the house fast enough for her liking. Who needs that kind of negativity when you can be building epic castles and battling creepers instead?
Forget about commuting drama and guilt trips, on our server, the only thing you’ll be commuting to is the nearest village to trade with villagers for rare items. Plus, our community is so supportive, you’ll never have to worry about someone stealing your diamonds or griefing your builds.
So come join us on our server and leave all your real-life troubles at the door. Who needs a wife when you have a diamond sword, am I right?
| Players: | 94/1000 | Votes: | 1510 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Royal Courts Attended: | 3 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 13 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 |
| Rune Stones Activated: | 6 | Orbs of Power Found: | 11 |
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 3 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 5 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 |
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 6 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 |
| Meteorites Collected: | 4 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 6 |
We have a community of players who love to fact-check and research everything, from the best mining techniques to the history of creepers. Our server is the perfect place to satisfy your curiosity and learn new things, all while dodging the wrath of your significant other.
So come join us and never feel guilty about googling again! Plus, rumor has it that our diamond mines are so rich, they’ll make your wife forget all about your research habits.
| Players: | 103/700 | Votes: | 2334 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 3 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 4 |
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 7 | Infernal Machines Built: | 2 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 5 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 2 |
| Wilderness Tamed: | 11 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 21 |
| Orbs of Power Found: | 3 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 3 |
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 5 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 20 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 8 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 5 |
And get this, there’s a secret underground base where all the legendary players hang out. They have a pet dragon that breathes fire made of diamonds and they ride around on flying pigs. It’s like a dream come true, but in blocky form.
Plus, there’s a rumor that if you find the hidden treasure chest in the enchanted forest, you’ll be granted three wishes by a friendly Enderman. I heard someone wished for a house made entirely of cake and it actually came true!
So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where the possibilities are endless and the laughs never stop. Just remember, always bring your sense of humor and a stack of golden carrots for good luck. Let’s do this, gamers! 🤪🎮🐷🔥
| Players: | 104/800 | Votes: | 2069 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 3 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 5 |
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 2 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 4 |
| Astral Projections Made: | 1 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 20 |
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 9 | Void Gems Collected: | 22 |
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 7 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 4 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 4 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 |
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 3 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 2 |
| Players: | 100/500 | Votes: | 8228 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 13 | Underground Cities Explored: | 5 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 3 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 24 |
| Crops Grown: | 7779 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 1 |
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 21 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 |
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 5 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 7 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 2083 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 |
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 12 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 6 |
| Players: | 94/500 | Votes: | 5020 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 4 | Gryphons Tamed: | 4 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 10 |
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 28 | Treasure Maps Found: | 8 |
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 4 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 |
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 3 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 2 |
| Infinity Stones Found: | 1 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 5 |
| Buildings Constructed: | 5 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 5 |
| Players: | 103/400 | Votes: | 5582 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 2 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 6 |
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 3 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 5 |
| Gryphons Tamed: | 1 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 15 |
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 2 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 122 |
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 15 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 6 |
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 12 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 4 |
