| Players: | 109/200 | Votes: | 6016 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 11 |
| Love Letters Sent: | 18 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 7 |
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 4 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 2 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 17 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 7 |
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 13 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 3 |
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 4 | Treasure Maps Found: | 8 |
| Secret Passages Found: | 5 | Unicorn Sightings: | 1 |
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| Players: | 90/200 | Votes: | 7345 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 23 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 |
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 12 | Holy Grails Found: | 5 |
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 1 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 |
| Villages Defended: | 13 | Epic Battles Fought: | 11 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 1 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 |
| Undead Armies Raised: | 2 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 7 |
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 19 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 3 |
– Have you ever wanted to fight an ICE DRAGON in Minecraft? Well, now’s your chance in our ICE DRAGON SAGA event! Battle your way through snow and ice to claim victory and bragging rights among your friends.
– Feeling brave? Join our upcoming Union Raid event where you’ll team up with other players to take down epic bosses and earn epic loot. Who needs a regular raid when you can have a UNION RAID, am I right?
– Special recruit alert! Meet Maiden: Ice Rose, Ludmilla: Winter Owner, Mica: Snow Buddy, and Guillotine: Winter Slayer. These characters are ready to join your team and bring some winter magic to your Minecraft adventures.
– And don’t forget about our Costume Passes! From Volume: Beat the Gun to Vesti: Ark Mage, we’ve got the coolest costumes for your character. Who says you can’t be stylish while fighting off creepers and zombies?
So what are you waiting for? Join us on this crazy journey filled with laughter, epic battles, and maybe even a few explosions (we can’t promise anything). See you in the game, and remember to stay tactical and entertaining!
| Players: | 102/300 | Votes: | 1151 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 8 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 1 |
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 | Battle Standards Raised: | 9 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 1009 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 |
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 45 | Dimension Hops: | 12 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 6 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 2 |
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 200 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 4 |
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 8 | Divine Spears Created: | 25 |
Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, your step sister and her husband show up in town. They invite you out for a drink, but little do you know, things are about to get crazy.
As the night goes on, secrets are spilled faster than a creeper explosion. Your brother-in-law, fueled by beer and entitlement, starts questioning your marriage based on missing rings. But fear not, for you have the power of Amazon rubber rings on your side!
Stand up for your wife and show that trust is more important than flashy jewelry. And who knows, maybe you’ll even start a family feud that will make your Christmas party the talk of the server.
So come join us on this epic adventure, where alliances are tested, diamonds are mined, and drama is served hotter than a bowl of lava soup. This is one Minecraft server you won’t want to miss!
| Players: | 90/900 | Votes: | 3132 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 4 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 |
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 6 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 5 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 2 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 3 |
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 21 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 |
| Buildings Constructed: | 24 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 0 |
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 4 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 20 |
| Chimeras Created: | 2 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 1 |
Reasons to join our server: – Witness epic battles between players over the last block of diamond ore – Explore hidden dungeons filled with loot and secrets, just like the hidden tension between Fiona and Celia – Build your own castle and defend it against rival players who are just as stubborn as Fiona and Celia
Don’t miss out on the chance to experience the chaos and excitement of our Minecraft server. Who knows, you might even find yourself caught in a feud as intense as Fiona and Celia’s! Join now and let the drama unfold!
| Players: | 92/1000 | Votes: | 5960 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 3 |
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 2 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 3 |
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 6 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 4 |
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 10 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 8 |
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 |
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 12 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 12 |
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 8 |
| Players: | 96/500 | Votes: | 3333 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 8 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 5 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 | Horror Stories Survived: | 2 |
| Void Armor Forged: | 19 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 1 |
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 6 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 2 |
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 11 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 3 |
| Epic Battles Fought: | 6 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 18 |
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 5 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 3 |
| Players: | 94/1000 | Votes: | 7715 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 9 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 18 |
| Horror Stories Survived: | 5 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 2 |
| Vanishing Items Found: | 3 | Wilderness Tamed: | 12 |
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 5 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 2 |
| Evil Twin Fights: | 2 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 26 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 1 | Void Armor Forged: | 21 |
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 4 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 2 |
| Players: | 103/900 | Votes: | 7993 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Unicorn Sightings: | 0 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 0 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 1 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 4 |
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 4 | Dragons Tamed: | 2 |
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 3 |
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 3 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 23 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 5499 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 6 |
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 1 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 11 |
Dude, we got creepers that explode like fireworks and zombies that do the cha-cha slide.
You won’t find any boring old books here, just pure chaotic fun in a blocky world.
Come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the craziest Minecraft server ever!
| Players: | 110/1000 | Votes: | 3700 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 10 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 2 |
| Rainbows Spotted: | 9 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 2 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 6 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 2 |
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 37 |
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 7 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 5 |
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 3 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 1 |
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 3 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 0 |
Why should you join? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats and monocles. And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, we also have a roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through a lava-filled volcano.
But the real reason you should join is because rumor has it that Santa Claus himself is a member of our server and he’s looking for a trans boy to be his new elf assistant. So if you’ve ever dreamed of working at the North Pole and helping Santa deliver presents to all the good boys and girls, then this is the server for you!
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and embark on a hilarious and outrageous adventure like no other. Who knows, you might just find yourself living out your wildest Christmas dreams!
| Players: | 95/600 | Votes: | 5589 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 2 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 32 |
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 1 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 4 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 3259 |
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 5 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 3 |
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 16 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 1 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 |
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 4 |
On our server, you won’t have to worry about your sister inviting your ex-stepmom to your virtual bridal shower. In fact, we encourage you to invite all your favorite Minecraft characters, from creepers to villagers, to celebrate with you!
So why join our server? Because where else can you build a giant wedding cake out of diamond blocks, ride pigs dressed in tuxedos down the aisle, and have Ender Dragons officiate your ceremony? Trust us, it’s a wedding you won’t forget (unless you accidentally fall into a lava pit)!
So leave the family drama behind and come join us for some epic Minecraft fun. Who needs real-life bridal showers when you can have a virtual one with exploding TNT confetti? Join now and let the party begin!
| Players: | 96/100 | Votes: | 7670 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 6 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 3 |
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 11 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 4 |
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 2 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 |
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 |
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 2 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 46 |
| Farms Harvested: | 212 | Endless Night Skies: | 1 |
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 4 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 7 |
On our server, you can build your own private paradise without anyone asking for your personal photos. Embrace your privacy and body positivity while crafting your perfect world.
And don’t worry, there are no ultimatums here – you can stay with us without ever having to share a single picture. So come join our server and let your creativity run wild, away from the prying eyes of in-laws and unwanted demands for vacation snapshots!
| Players: | 94/900 | Votes: | 7981 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 4 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 |
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 7 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 6 |
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 4 | Ores Mined: | 8399 |
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 37 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 |
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 4 | Infernal Machines Built: | 2 |
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 1 | New Chunks Explored: | 14043 |
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 5 | Reality Warps Survived: | 0 |
First of all, the spawn point is literally a giant chicken wearing a top hat, like what even is that? And the admin is this crazy dude who only speaks in pig Latin, but somehow you still understand him. And don’t even get me started on the mobs, they’re all wearing sunglasses and doing the cha-cha slide, it’s insane.
But the best part is the community, man. Everyone is just a bunch of lovable weirdos who are always down for a good time. We once had a whole event where we all dressed up as llamas and had a llama fashion show, it was epic.
So yeah, if you wanna join a Minecraft SMP that will make your brain do backflips, then come join us. Plus, we have free cookies, so like, why wouldn’t you want to be a part of this madness?
| Players: | 104/800 | Votes: | 1515 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 2 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 46 |
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 5 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 6 |
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 5 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 5 |
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 2 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 1 |
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 3 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 2 |
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 | Animals Bred: | 197 |
| Players: | 110/800 | Votes: | 6165 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 3 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 7 |
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 | Dimension Hops: | 1 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 3 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 3 |
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 5 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 5 |
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 3 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 5 |
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 8 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 1 |
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 2 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 10 |
| Players: | 94/900 | Votes: | 9415 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 4 | Love Letters Sent: | 18 |
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 1 | Buildings Constructed: | 47 |
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 4 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 3 |
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 48 | Mineshafts Explored: | 2 |
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 3 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 9 |
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 4 | Orbs of Power Found: | 4 |
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 1 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 |
Why should you join? Well, let me tell you, we got pixelated pigs that can fly and shoot lasers out of their eyes.
And don’t even get me started on the diamond armor that turns you into a disco ball that attracts all the creepers to dance with you.
Plus, our server is so lit that even the Ender Dragon wants to come hang out and party with us.
So, what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and let’s build some wacky creations together!
| Players: | 99/300 | Votes: | 8662 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 1 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 |
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 4 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 1 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 1 | Royal Courts Attended: | 1 |
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 10 | Buildings Constructed: | 9 |
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 14 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 2 |
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 1 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 2 |
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 3 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 3 |
