| Players: | 100/100 | Votes: | 3260 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| New Chunks Explored: | 56413 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 4 |
| Mineshafts Explored: | 1 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 6 |
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 9 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 1 |
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 1 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 3 |
| Mines Excavated: | 1313 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 10 |
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 20 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 8 |
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 10 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 3 |
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| Players: | 90/700 | Votes: | 3192 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 |
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 17 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 5 |
| Horror Stories Survived: | 5 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 46 |
| Treasure Maps Found: | 5 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 |
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 2 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 |
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 12 |
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 13 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 |
Why, you ask? Well, lemme tell ya, this place is like a magical unicorn paradise mixed with a sprinkle of rainbow dust and a dash of pure chaos.
Imagine building your own epic castle while fighting off zombie llamas and riding on flying pigs. Yeah, that’s the kind of insanity you can expect here.
Plus, we have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the skeletons are breakdancing like there’s no tomorrow.
So, if you’re ready to have your mind blown and your Minecraft skills put to the ultimate test, then come join us at SaintLegendMartyr! Let the madness begin! 🦄🌈💥
| Players: | 101/900 | Votes: | 3978 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 5 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 |
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 6 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 4 |
| Mines Excavated: | 1779 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 5 |
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 3 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 45 |
| Mineshafts Explored: | 3 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 |
| Dimension Hops: | 5 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 14 |
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 6 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 3 |
Join us if you want to experience epic battles, hilarious pranks, and unexpected plot twists. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats. Don’t miss out on the madness, come join our insane Minecraft SMP today!
| Players: | 98/200 | Votes: | 9985 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 5 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 12 |
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 3 | Dimension Hops: | 12 |
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 406 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 4 |
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 4 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 3 |
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 4 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 2 |
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 3 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 19 |
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 34 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 |
Imagine a world where you can create your own paradise without worrying about your brother showing up in just his socks, begging for help. On our server, you can focus on building epic structures and exploring new lands without any interruptions.
Don’t let your brother’s relationship drama ruin your gaming experience. Join our server now and leave the real world behind. Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft?
| Players: | 102/800 | Votes: | 2714 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 8 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 4 |
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 0 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 0 |
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 32 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 4 |
| Blood Moons Survived: | 2 | Reality Warps Survived: | 1 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 1 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 9 |
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 5 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 1 |
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 5 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 4 |
On our server, we have a special daycare center where you can drop off your virtual kids for free and let them roam around safely while you go on epic adventures. No need to worry about the cost or your partner’s stress levels – we’ve got it all covered!
Plus, our MIL NPC (Non-Player Character) is always available to lend a helping hand and give you some much-needed relief. She’ll even help you build a virtual house and keep things running smoothly while you’re off mining for diamonds.
So come join us on our Minecraft server and let us show you that sometimes, cutting daycare costs can lead to a whole new world of fun and excitement! Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual chaos and laughter instead?
| Players: | 96/600 | Votes: | 1167 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 12 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 3 |
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 4 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 |
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 2 | Magic Items Found: | 8024 |
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 5 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 10 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 5 |
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 1 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 2 |
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 4 | Alien Abductions: | 4 |
And don’t even get me started on the bed situation. Like, why would you even bother making your bed in real life when you can just respawn in Minecraft? It’s like, who even needs sleep when you can be mining for diamonds all night long, am I right? Plus, our server has this whole drama going on with the sheep population, apparently they’re planning a rebellion or something. It’s wild, man.
So yeah, if you’re looking for a totally bonkers Minecraft experience, come join our SMP. Just be prepared for chaos, insanity, and maybe a little bit of creepers blowing up your house. But hey, that’s all part of the fun, right?
| Players: | 102/900 | Votes: | 1048 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Enchantments Applied: | 128 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 2 |
| Emeralds Found: | 6103 | Void Gems Collected: | 22 |
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 8 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 27 |
| Crops Grown: | 7316 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 14 |
| Magical Moments Shared: | 16 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 441 |
| Gryphons Tamed: | 2 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 |
| Horror Stories Survived: | 2 | Magic Crystals Found: | 11 |
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the most epic pixelated parties you’ve ever seen. We’re talking block parties that make Coachella look like a backyard BBQ. Get ready to dance the night away with Enderman and his sick dance moves, or chill by the pool with Zombie and Skeleton sipping on pixelated cocktails.
And if you’re looking for some drama, look no further. Our server is like a pixelated soap opera, with love triangles between Villager, Witch, and Iron Golem, and epic battles between Wither and Ender Dragon that will leave you on the edge of your block.
So come join our Minecraft server and get ready for a wild ride filled with pixelated fun, drama, and romance. Who needs real life when you can have all this craziness in the world of blocks and pixels?
| Players: | 108/700 | Votes: | 4518 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 5 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 |
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 4 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 2 |
| Treasure Maps Found: | 12 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 3 |
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 1 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 8 |
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 4 | Meteorites Collected: | 1 |
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 7 |
| Animals Bred: | 192 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 7 |
| Players: | 109/300 | Votes: | 5031 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 6 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 3 |
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 5 | Undead Armies Raised: | 1 |
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 4 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 5 |
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 3 | Volcanoes Explored: | 2 |
| Divine Spears Created: | 26 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 5 |
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 2 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 2 |
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 7 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 22 |
| Players: | 100/1000 | Votes: | 3031 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 14 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 65 |
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 25 | Rainbows Spotted: | 8 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 7 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 4 |
| Emeralds Found: | 289 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 2 |
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 5 |
| Dimension Hops: | 0 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 5 |
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 1 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 3 |
| Players: | 103/400 | Votes: | 2673 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 19 |
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 3 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 1 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 1 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 7 | Dragons Tamed: | 4 |
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 4 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 6 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 3 |
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 1 | Falling into the Void: | 0 |
IMAGINE UNLOCKING ANCIENT SECRETS WHILE CRAFTING DIAMOND ARMOR AND TROLLING OTHER PLAYERS WITH PRANKS. THIS SERVER IS LIT AF, AND U DON’T WANNA MISS OUT ON THE FUN. JOIN NOW AND BECOME A PART OF THE MOST EPIC MINECRAFT ADVENTURE EVER!!! 🤪🔥🎮
| Players: | 93/700 | Votes: | 3281 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 3 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 8 |
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 7 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 12 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 6 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 5 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 2 |
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 1 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 2794 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 4 |
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 3 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 |
| Players: | 95/400 | Votes: | 3627 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 462 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 4 |
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 2 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 3 |
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 6 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 20 |
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 3 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 25 |
| Secret Passages Found: | 8 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 15 |
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 1 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 2 |
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 0 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 6 |
Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and instantly became the richest player in all the land. How, you may wonder? Because our server has a secret hidden treasure chest that only the chosen ones can find. Legend has it that whoever finds this chest will be blessed with infinite diamonds and enchanted gear!
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest and most majestic creatures you’ll ever see in Minecraft. From flying pigs to talking cows, you’ll never know what kind of crazy critters you’ll come across on our server.
And if you’re feeling brave, you can venture into the depths of our custom-built dungeons, where you’ll face off against the most challenging mobs and bosses you’ve ever encountered. Only the strongest and most skilled players will emerge victorious!
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP server now and embark on the wildest and wackiest adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but hey, at least you’ll have a good story to tell!
| Players: | 91/100 | Votes: | 8404 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 1 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 4 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 27 |
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 4 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 2 |
| Secret Passages Found: | 2 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 18 |
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 3 | Underground Cities Explored: | 1 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 4 | Chimeras Created: | 1 |
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 2 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 3 |
But wait, there’s more! We also have a roller coaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano and a secret treasure chest filled with rare loot like Netherite armor and enchanted weapons. And don’t even get me started on our epic PvP battles, it’s like Hunger Games but with more explosions and flying pigs!
So come join us on this insane Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to have fun and never take anything too seriously. Trust me, you won’t regret it…unless you’re afraid of getting pranked by our resident troll, Steve the Sheep. But hey, it’s all part of the fun, am I right? 😂🐑🔥🎮
| Players: | 108/400 | Votes: | 3839 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 28 |
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 5 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 10 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 24 |
| Vanishing Items Found: | 4 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 2 |
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 251 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 |
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 8 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 5 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 1 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 9 |
On our server, you can create your own virtual North Pole and become the ultimate Santa Claus, delivering gifts to all the Minecraft villagers. But watch out for the mischievous elves who like to prank unsuspecting players with exploding presents!
If you’re feeling a bit Grinchy this holiday season, come join us and unleash your inner Scrooge by griefing other players’ Christmas-themed builds. Who needs peace on earth and goodwill towards men when you can cause chaos and mayhem instead?
So, what are you waiting for? Join our server and say goodbye to boring old Christmas traditions. Let’s make this holiday season one to remember (or forget)!
| Players: | 93/1000 | Votes: | 3903 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 2 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 5 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 |
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 2 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 1 |
| Void Gems Collected: | 38 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 5 |
| Wilderness Tamed: | 7 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 41 |
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 4 |
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 5 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 20 |
join this server if you wanna be part of the drama, man. we got alliances forming, betrayals happening, it’s like Game of Thrones but with pixelated pigs. plus, our community is so lit, you’ll never wanna leave. so come on, join us and let’s make some epic memories together. oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground base filled with diamonds? yeah, it’s totally a thing.
