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Updated September 28, 2024

Players: 104/900 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed: 1 Cursed Taverns Survived: 3
Twisted Realms Survived: 3 Eclipse Rings Activated: 1
Enchanted Teapots Collected: 5 Phantom Ships Sailed: 4
Sentient Weapons Trained: 4 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2
Treasure Maps Found: 4 Mines Excavated: 2125

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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