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Updated September 29, 2024

Players: 94/200 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1
God-Killer Bows Constructed: 6 Forbidden Doors Opened: 2
Underground Cities Explored: 2 World-Altering Spells Cast: 0
Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0 Curse of Binding Applied: 1
Glorious Feasts Held: 17 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 18

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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