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Updated September 29, 2024

Players: 90/400 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 2
Legendary Items Repaired: 7 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1
Dragon Eggs Found: 6408 Demon Skulls Collected: 19
Star Shards Collected: 51 Astral Mages Summoned: 3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2 Celestial Beings Befriended: 4

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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