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Updated September 29, 2024

Players: 104/300 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain: 6 Haunted Chests Opened: 0
Divine Relics Bestowed: 15 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 6
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 3 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1
Heroic Oaths Sworn: 18 Meteorite Armor Created: 11
Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 16

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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