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Updated September 29, 2024

Players: 97/700 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
New Chunks Explored: 34503 Mystic Runes Engraved: 4
Phantom Knights Defeated: 9 Pirate Ships Raided: 0
Alien Abductions: 3 Mysterious Portals Opened: 15
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 6 Twisted Realms Survived: 3
Mythical Quests Completed: 22 Cursed Taverns Survived: 2

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